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CSI: Houston Suburbs
A comedy conversation by panda plain and tall 181,276 70
09/01/2010 10:32 PM 127 views

On 09-01-10 at 1857 hours, police units were dispatched to AMC Theater ....in reference to an Indecent Exposure. Through investigation, it was learned that a black male was in theater #17 when he was seen masterbating by a nineteen year old female. The suspect left the theater prior to officers arrival. He was described as between the ages of 40-50, heavy set with glasses. He was wearing a brown shirt and black sweatpants with white stripes down the legs. Evidence was collected at the scene.


MC Hammer up in the hizzouse!

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CSI: Houston Suburbs

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(Funniest: Brad Poynter,Ain't No Braut Like a TWSS Braut,turtle10)


Chuckleworthy 6 votes 2.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054170029
Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
09/02/2010 01:55 AM

I guess he could touch it.

 

Amusing 2 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054170035
Nachos 57,478 23
09/02/2010 04:56 AM

He was wearing a brown shirt and black sweatpants with white stripes down the legs.

Those were either his sweatpants or he should start a career in porn.

 

Chuckleworthy 6 votes 2.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054170040
Gonzo 20,504 16
09/02/2010 07:56 AM

He's climbing in your windows, he's snatching your people up trying to rape them, so y'all need to hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husband because they're raping everybody out here.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054170054
Ain't No Braut Like a TWSS Braut 26,020 24
09/02/2010 09:39 AM

Evidence was collected at the scene.


Ewwwwww.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054170055
Chix - Ahh, screw it. 282,028 58
09/02/2010 09:41 AM

THIS ISN'T BUTTER OVER HERE!

 

Hilarious 9 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054170057
Brad Poynter 35,418 48 Dramatically removes his sunglasses
09/02/2010 09:55 AM



We'll make a case on this guy so air tight, he won't be able to beat it.

 

Funny 6 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054170058
turtle10 41,927 26 steals from Brad
09/02/2010 09:58 AM



Looks like he prematurely evacuated. Next time he comes, he won't get off so easy.


 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054170204
Neophyte 9,942 10
09/02/2010 08:14 PM

...officers' arrival...

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054170208
Manhole 20,243 26
09/02/2010 08:56 PM

steals from Brad

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054170210
Neophyte 9,942 10
09/02/2010 09:13 PM

"...cartoon voices? I wonder what that would be like!"

Conclusive evidence that Letterman rules.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054170211
Neophyte 9,942 10
09/02/2010 09:14 PM

...AND he bangs interns!!