Stone Cold Bikini 62,254 18
09/02/2010 12:05 PM

Are you on your man-period?

Midgets 93,936 47
09/02/2010 12:07 PM

That's what happens when you go from the weekend, rubbing one out as often as possible, then putting in a few days of work.

Masturbation is not something you can go cold turkey on.


Unless you're using a cold turkey.

turtle10 41,927 26
09/02/2010 12:12 PM

I don't know what it is. I think people are just annoying me. Starting with a twatwaffle that thought he was racing me on my way to work. People here are just half retarded monkeys on crack.

Dianerda 57,119 105
09/02/2010 01:07 PM

I know what it is. It's all the GODDAMN STUDENTS MOVING BACK IN TO TOWN AND TAKING OVER EVERYTHING.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
09/02/2010 01:14 PM

Frost OPRAH! I HATE THAT SANCTIMONIUOUS Carroll! Frost HER RIGHT IN HER FAT, PAININ' VAJAYJAY!

turtle10 41,927 26
09/02/2010 01:15 PM

EXACTLY!

and I think people took stupid pills this morning.

TableTopJane 173,911 15
09/02/2010 01:37 PM

So, there's a thread where I can just let go of my frustrations and yell "SMEG OFF"?
Of course, I'd probably just use the thread as an excuse to use the word "smeg" because it's a word that I don't seem to fit into conversation enough.

What the Butler Straw 95,470 36
09/02/2010 02:00 PM

Heh, I remember when I lived in Williamsburg. The students would invade spring and fall, and the tourists invaded summer and Christmastime. Tag team!

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
09/02/2010 03:05 PM

"What's the name of the unattractive daughter on Family Guy?"

"It smeg."

Filly on the Roof 39,160 20
09/02/2010 03:18 PM

Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays Thursdays!

turtle10 41,927 26
09/02/2010 03:39 PM

What the hell is everyone doing today? Actually working? This is painful!

...Phla? 130,632 34
09/02/2010 03:41 PM

Dear coffee Froster-upper,

When I say the three words Iced Medium Latte, it's not really okay to conveniently leave out the word Iced in your three second memory bank. It's 85 degrees out, WHAT THE Frost makes you think I want a hot drink right now?!

Puppy tails and kitty toes,
Phlurgh

Chance loves your Undies. 171,220 14
09/02/2010 03:43 PM

This is what I would look like looking up to you from my knees.





Hope that helps!

What the Butler Straw 95,470 36
09/02/2010 03:47 PM

I was cranky this morning on the way to my daughter's day care because my alarm didn't function properly and we were late. But then I saw Herbie the Love Bug sitting at a traffic light!

Dianerda 57,119 105
09/02/2010 03:49 PM

That's not the best cleavage shot. I could do better.

turtle10 41,927 26
09/02/2010 03:53 PM

Sounds like a challenge!

Best cleavage contest. GO!

Winner gets ummm. the winner gets. something great, to be decided later.

Future Druggist 2,530 10
09/02/2010 03:55 PM

Does it have to be our cleavage?

Filly on the Roof 39,160 20 sniffles
09/02/2010 03:57 PM

I don't have cleavage unless I squeeze my arms together really really hard. Show offs!

KChiki - Techno-Geek-Nerd-Princess 124,281 89
09/02/2010 03:59 PM

Same here, Filly. We can have our own small boob party! Hmph!

turtle10 41,927 26
09/02/2010 03:59 PM

in a cleavage contest, I think your best chance to win would be to include cleavage of some sort? I mean, whatever you want to do go ahead. It's not like there's official rules.

turtle10 41,927 26
09/02/2010 04:00 PM

Step right up. Can't win if you don't try (and really, does anyone lose in this type of contest?)

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
09/02/2010 04:22 PM

This is what I would look like looking up to you from my knees.

Holy crap! When dos that contest start?

Chance loves your Undies. 171,220 14
09/02/2010 04:24 PM

Has anyone seen mah stapler? I was gonna originally post this one but decided on the other but since you axed.

Dianerda 57,119 105
09/02/2010 04:32 PM

Meh, I've done better. I'll have to see what I can do.

Brad Poynter 35,418 48
09/02/2010 04:36 PM

I suddenly have the urge to file something.

turtle10 41,927 26
09/02/2010 04:37 PM

Suddenly I'm not so cranky.

Filly on the Roof 39,160 20
09/02/2010 04:40 PM

I tried to find a picture of my "cleavage," but it turns out that picture doesn't exist. I did, however, find this.





Happy Thursday, turtle!

KChiki - Techno-Geek-Nerd-Princess 124,281 89
09/02/2010 04:44 PM

SHP, is that a Mandarin Designs necklace or are you just happy to see me? RAWR!!!

turtle10 41,927 26
09/02/2010 04:45 PM

Filly, you just helped this be a very happy Thursday! As for not finding a cleavage shot...no time like the present.

turtle10 41,927 26
09/02/2010 04:46 PM

SHP....I'm shpeechleshp.

panda plain and tall 181,276 70
09/02/2010 04:48 PM

That photo was originally taken for and sent to Dianada, if it helps.

Brad Poynter 35,418 48
09/02/2010 04:52 PM

I just made myself a note to be cranky tomorrow and post about it.


Strictly to study this phenomenon of course.

Dianerda 57,119 105
09/02/2010 04:52 PM

I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL SHP!!

Oh wait. We still do. Rrraow. Carry on.

KChiki - Techno-Geek-Nerd-Princess 124,281 89
09/02/2010 04:54 PM

Filly, that picture is way hot. Just sayin'.

MungChamp 35,886 35
09/02/2010 04:56 PM

I am trying to save up as much batter as possible for tomorrow night and this thread is not helping.

Brad Poynter 35,418 48
09/02/2010 04:59 PM

What we don't realize is that the picture of filly is really just her trying to contain a sneeze while her hand is on her mouse.

MungChamp 35,886 35
09/02/2010 04:59 PM

That sounded dirty. What I meant was, I am planning on making a cake tomorrow night and I dropped some of the batter when looking at these pics of all you smoking hawt bitches.

Dianerda 57,119 105
09/02/2010 05:02 PM

Told you I could do better.

KChiki - Techno-Geek-Nerd-Princess 124,281 89
09/02/2010 05:03 PM

.....


I'll be right back.

turtle10 41,927 26
09/02/2010 05:03 PM

Fully's hand could be on a box of tampons and it still would be hot

MungChamp 35,886 35
09/02/2010 05:04 PM

OK, I just came all over my Frost-ing cake.

turtle10 41,927 26
09/02/2010 05:05 PM

I think I need to pull over.

Dianerda 57,119 105
09/02/2010 05:07 PM

These aren't all of my cleavage. I should probably be punished for that.

turtle10 41,927 26
09/02/2010 05:10 PM

Texting while driving is illegal but being that hot should be too.

Jeeni is bewitched! 43,386 49
09/02/2010 05:13 PM

Holy crap, this thread is HOT!

panda plain and tall 181,276 70
09/02/2010 05:17 PM

Spank bank.


There. I tagged the thread for you.

Dianerda 57,119 105
09/02/2010 05:21 PM

You're not even reading what I'm typing here, are you?

Pram 78,178 40
09/02/2010 05:32 PM

Dianada,

You're beautiful... from every angle. But I think it's important to remind yourself that you're taken. I think it's important for everyone else to remind themselves that as well.

Filly's hot too. It's a shame she "hates me" hates me.

Pram 78,178 40
09/02/2010 05:36 PM

Future Druggist, you're beautiful... When you crush your breasts against a glass window.

Dianerda 57,119 105
09/02/2010 05:37 PM

Hey, Froggie's the one who took those pictures in the first place. If he didn't want them shared, he shouldn't have left them on the spare hard drive that I just found!

Pram 78,178 40
09/02/2010 05:37 PM

Dianada, you drive a hard bargain. *handshake*

Jeeni is bewitched! 43,386 49
09/02/2010 05:38 PM

All these wonderful pics should be added over here, n'est-ce pas?

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
09/02/2010 05:39 PM

I don't have cleavage unless I squeeze my arms together really really hard.

Well, get squeezin' then!

KChiki, you too.






Confidential to SHP: I'm not actually a licensed locksmith, but I'd be willing to try if you want me to.

Shell Belle 76,640 24
09/02/2010 05:50 PM

I was going to call you all a bunch of whores, but then I remembered that I have been emailing boob pics to internet weirdos.

We're all whores!

turtle10 41,927 26
09/02/2010 05:57 PM

Whores like a fox.


Wait that makes no sense. My mind isn't working right after this thread.




And oh Shell. Email in profile. Semi-colon close parenthesis

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
09/02/2010 06:01 PM

I think we should petition John to change the name of this thread to, "I was cranky, but then I saw some hot chick cleavage, so now I'm not!"

Jeeni is bewitched! 43,386 49 looks around shiftily, then points at Bill
09/02/2010 06:12 PM

He's a warlock!

Analog 9,387 18
09/02/2010 06:14 PM

Cleavage AND art!!!

turtle10 41,927 26
09/02/2010 06:15 PM

Whoa......what the.....who......

siv9939 12,376 16
09/02/2010 07:11 PM

I'm not entirely sure how this went from "I'm cranky" to "I like boobs" but I'm not complaining.

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
09/02/2010 07:20 PM

Yeah, my cleavage pic AND my titty photo are on the link that Jeeni posted. If you know how to get to my photobucket, I have a not-so-secret "Stuff" folder there. I'm too lazy to link to it. It's password protected too, but it's not that difficult to guess the password at all.

Redwing 3,656 30
09/02/2010 08:03 PM

Turtle, this thread is pure Frost-ingenius.

Pram 78,178 40
09/02/2010 08:23 PM

I think we should petition Turtle to accept our thanks for such a wonderful thread.

...Phla? 130,632 34
09/02/2010 08:23 PM

WHAT THE Frost HAVE YOU PEOPLE DONE TO MY SANDBOX??!?!!?

turtle10 41,927 26
09/02/2010 08:31 PM

I humbly accept the thanks, but really I was just a guy who was cranky. It was the worst of times, then it was the breast of times.

But seriously, it was because of all of YOU that made this thread what it became. I would like to thank Chance for taking a ... well, chance on a little posted thread. Without her it wouldn't have inspired Dianadadada, and all the others.

SHP, Filly (oh MY GOD Filly), Future Druggist, and most of all Dianerda thank you.





Happy Pram?


an oh Phla... eep nanu nanu. Peanut butter, sasquatch

dinesh 24,837 15
09/02/2010 09:06 PM

aha, i knew my spidey senses were right about opening this one up. yowza!

Spicey McHaggis 114,978 33
09/02/2010 09:16 PM

Now wait just a damned minute! I started a cleavage thread and even told everyone to show me their cleavage. Did I get any sexy cleavage picture posts? Nooooooo.


What? do I not look enough like Vin Diesel for you? You are all dead. to me.

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
09/02/2010 09:17 PM

Ha Ha! My husband is cranky because he can't guess the password and see my stuff!

Dianerda 57,119 105
09/02/2010 09:18 PM

Heh, sorry Spicey. You need to work on your subliminal encouragement more.

Spicey McHaggis 114,978 33
09/02/2010 09:18 PM

This is bullShakespeare! Total bullShakespeare!

turtle10 41,927 26
09/02/2010 09:18 PM

Mind control Spicy...mind control

Filly on the Roof 39,160 20
09/02/2010 09:27 PM

Filly's hot too. It's a shame she "hates me" hates me.

No, it's not.

siv9939 12,376 16
09/02/2010 10:06 PM

Wait, if this is what cranky gets, what do you get if your depressed? How about suicidal? Would boobies come visit my house if my leg got severed in a horrible car accident?

turtle10 41,927 26
09/02/2010 10:24 PM

When does Mung's contest start?

Future Druggist 2,530 10
09/02/2010 10:26 PM

Peer pressure is Frost-ing awesome sometimes.

Zolton Under Glass 87,649 31
09/02/2010 10:40 PM

This thread is many things. But it's definitely not Christian.

I for one welcome our half-naked heathen mistresses.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
09/02/2010 10:48 PM

Boobs are saving Gab Live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Filly on the Roof 39,160 20
09/02/2010 11:19 PM

I like how this morning, I wasn't ranked. Then this thread came along, and now I'm number 7! Like omgz!!!1!!9

Also,



Thanks, Mailman!

turtle10 41,927 26
09/02/2010 11:22 PM

Filly, I am seeing a whole new side of you.....

and you're welcome for creating the thread that got you ranked.

siv9939 12,376 16
09/02/2010 11:26 PM

Filly, I am seeing a whole new side of you.....

I've seen several new sides of her.

Pram 78,178 40
09/02/2010 11:50 PM

I like how this morning, I wasn't rank

Well... Take a bath!

Pram 78,178 40
09/02/2010 11:51 PM

Heh... Forget rank, now she's rankled.

Frogpop 173,113 25
09/03/2010 01:25 AM

Told you I could do better. These aren't all of my cleavage. I should probably be punished for that. You're not even reading what I'm typing here, are you?

Some people wonder why I had an internet girl from across the country move in with me.. and then others have seen the webchat captures.

Pubah 54,900 17
09/03/2010 01:43 AM

Seventeen...and counting

Three because of Chance's Angry Stapler.

The High Priestess 58,196 29
09/03/2010 07:44 AM

Better late than Never!

Shell Belle 76,640 24
09/03/2010 07:44 AM

Filly's got ghosts! Hell, if I was a ghost and could watch people shower and get undressed, I'd be haunting Filly too.

Shell Belle 76,640 24
09/03/2010 07:56 AM

Then after I haunted Filly, I'd go haunt HP.

Chance loves your Undies. 171,220 14
09/03/2010 08:22 AM

I would like to take this moment for everyone to thank me for turning something so well, boring to something quite beautiful. If only I was at home I would try and top some of these HOT DAMN pics....but Im not.

I want to spank Dianada. Yes, yes I do.

Come to mamma.

Chix - Ahh, screw it. 282,028 58
09/03/2010 08:47 AM

This thread has quite earned it.

KChiki - Techno-Geek-Nerd-Princess 124,281 89
09/03/2010 08:51 AM

Thanks ZUG Search!

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
09/03/2010 09:13 AM

This thread has provided so much fapping material, and yet I'm fairly certain I won't be able to surpass three in the day for the contest. So I'm going to take all the pictures, separate them into three groups, and create collages.

Are there any feuds or "special relationships" I should know about before I start forming the groups?

KChiki - Techno-Geek-Nerd-Princess 124,281 89
09/03/2010 09:19 AM

I think it's safe to just throw us all in a pile. We'll sort ourselves out. RAWR!

Ain't No Braut Like a TWSS Braut 26,020 24
09/03/2010 09:22 AM

I think I'm just going to stay away from this thread.

What the Butler Straw 95,470 36
09/03/2010 09:37 AM

I'd suggest putting the Herbie the Love Bug pic in a group with any that have their headlights on.

Analog 9,387 18
09/03/2010 10:02 AM

This thread proves that the greatest update to zug was the uploading and local storing of any posted images so they can never be lost

Shell Belle 76,640 24
09/03/2010 10:11 AM

I think it's safe to just throw us all in a pile. We'll sort ourselves out. RAWR!

Please, please let him throw me on top of the pile. Directly onto Kchiki.

The High Priestess 58,196 29
09/03/2010 10:12 AM

100!










Posts that is.

The High Priestess 58,196 29
09/03/2010 10:12 AM

Frost you Shell!

turtle10 41,927 26
09/03/2010 10:13 AM

HEY...100 posts. It's my first Firestarter Trophy!


I can't believe this thread got me two trophies...and tennis elbow

TableTopJane 173,911 15
09/03/2010 10:51 AM

What the hell. Donk doesn't come here anymore. And John added that nifty "edit" function in case I change my mind, right?

turtle10 41,927 26
09/03/2010 10:57 AM

great...NOW I'm seeing spots. Maybe my mother was right, I will go blind if I keep doing this

What the Butler Straw 95,470 36
09/03/2010 11:03 AM

Cool! TTJ's pic should go next to the one that is red with white polkadots.

It's Marmite, FFS... 12,940 12
09/03/2010 11:13 AM

I'm such a terrible joiner-inner.....I caved to the pressure.

TableTopJane 173,911 15
09/03/2010 11:16 AM

You Frost-ing lemming.

Chance loves your Undies. 171,220 14
09/03/2010 11:17 AM

What is with the bras!!! I'm gonna have to go all braless later and start a new trend.


Youse guys aint got a hair on your balls if you dont.

Wait, what?

It's Marmite, FFS... 12,940 12
09/03/2010 11:18 AM

Do you know how hard it is to take a decent tit shot on a webcam on a laptop?!!?

Pubah 54,900 17
09/03/2010 11:22 AM

Are The Mighty Marmite's Mammaries so Massive she has to wear TWO bra's?

It's Marmite, FFS... 12,940 12
09/03/2010 11:24 AM

That's one bra you pillock! Stop masturbating, your eyes are clearly ruined.

Pubah 54,900 17
09/03/2010 11:24 AM

Twenty-Nine...

SheGabbers,
If you'll keep em comming, so will I.

Estaticlly,
Pubah

Pubah 54,900 17
09/03/2010 11:26 AM

I've started wearing glasses since joining Gab. Maybe you have a point, Marmie.

Pubah 54,900 17
09/03/2010 11:36 AM

Pillock? Is that an insult or misspelled epithet for a Polish born individual?

TableTopJane 173,911 15
09/03/2010 11:40 AM

Oh, I'm not allowed to post non-bra pictures anymore, remember. It didn't go over very well.

Although I have been approached by Oscar Mayer to do a print add. It seems bologna sells tripled last time I posted a picture.


I'd run away crying now, but I fear the black eyes I would give myself.

Chance loves your Undies. 171,220 14
09/03/2010 11:41 AM

Marmite, LOVE your bra!!!

Pubah 54,900 17
09/03/2010 11:42 AM

You're blessed, TTJ...blessed.

Pubah 54,900 17
09/03/2010 11:43 AM

Bra'ssssss, Chance...Bra'sssss!

It's Marmite, FFS... 12,940 12
09/03/2010 11:44 AM

Noun 1. pillock
pillock - a person who is not very bright; "The economy, stupid!"
dolt, dullard, poor fish, pudden-head, pudding head, stupe, stupid, stupid person
berk - a stupid person who is easy to take advantage of
blockhead, bonehead, dumbass, dunce, dunderhead, Frosthead, hammerhead*, knucklehead, loggerhead, lunkhead, muttonhead, numskull, Shakespearehead - a stupid person; these words are used to express a low opinion of someone's intelligence
klutz - (Yiddish) a clumsy dolt
simpleton, simple - a person lacking intelligence or common sense

*Oh dear. Sorry Hammerhead.

It's Marmite, FFS... 12,940 12
09/03/2010 11:45 AM

Chance - Debenhams, most of my dug-holders come from there.

Madness 4,360 10
09/03/2010 11:53 AM

What is with the bras!!! I'm gonna have to go all braless later and start a new trend.

I'm totally ok with this.
See if you can get the ball rolling before the end of the weekend.
I may or may not have a bet going regarding a certain contest.

MungChamp 35,886 35
09/03/2010 12:09 PM

Seriously, do NOT eat the cake (unless you have a protein deficiency).


Contest starts in T-minus 12 hours.

TopHatSnake 3,138 10
09/03/2010 01:23 PM

gah, they just keep coming!







and so do I.

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
09/03/2010 03:16 PM

Hey! I posted a non-bra pic, Chance! It's over in the ZUG album. AND I have nice pink nipples! I know this is true because it is absolutely the first and only thing people remark on. I have no idea why. You'd think they'd say something about the extra nipple, but nope.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
09/03/2010 03:42 PM

Now wait just a damned minute! I started a cleavage thread and even told everyone to show me their cleavage

Did people seem...cranky in that thread?

Oliver Chest 203,450 12
09/03/2010 04:20 PM

It's nice to see that this place hasn't changed that much.

No, really. I like tits. Keep showing them.

No one you know 43,386 49
09/03/2010 04:33 PM

Late arrival:

To support the troops!

Shell Belle 76,640 24
09/03/2010 05:45 PM

Ooh, sexy black bra! I love black bras.

+1

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
09/03/2010 08:58 PM

I don't suppose a pic of a hairy old man in a pair of too-large (since he started exercising again) boxer shorts would

A. Be of any help to the ladies in the contest.

or

B. Garner me the kind of ZuGz you bitches are getting for your cleavage/bra shots.

Right?

TheFoye 55,700 15
09/03/2010 09:07 PM

Braless pic.





Alright your turn ladies

Oliver Chest 203,450 12
09/03/2010 09:07 PM

I dunno. The picture of me wearing Dianada's panties went over pretty well.

TheFoye 55,700 15
09/03/2010 09:30 PM

I hope they were on your head, but I have a feeling they weren't.

Oliver Chest 203,450 12
09/03/2010 09:39 PM

Mornin, Foye!

Oliver Chest 203,450 12
09/03/2010 09:40 PM

They were at one point.

I just don't remember if it was before or after I had them on my bad parts.

turtle10 41,927 26
09/03/2010 09:41 PM

DAMMIT FOYE...now I'm cranky again

turtle10 41,927 26
09/03/2010 09:42 PM

Please don't shoot me

TheFoye 55,700 15
09/03/2010 09:43 PM

Evenin' Oliver!

TheFoye 55,700 15
09/03/2010 09:44 PM

You're lucky that my favorite reptile is a turtle.

Ain't No Braut Like a TWSS Braut 26,020 24
09/04/2010 12:29 AM

Like cleavage do ya?



















Cropping is not your friend.

Mr. Mike 11,234 21
09/04/2010 09:32 AM

Like cleavage do ya?

Ah, hairy cleavage, I'm ready for the contest now!


fap fap fap

Pubah 54,900 17
09/05/2010 12:23 AM

...33...

Jelly tipped Neep: Open other end. 35,005 15
03/27/2011 01:00 AM

I missed this place. I missed it so hard.

Dianasaur sez RAWR 57,119 105
03/27/2011 01:33 AM

I was going to yell at whoever was bumping all these old threads, but then I realized it was Neep and her delicious boobage, so all is well!

Jelly tipped Neep: Open other end. 35,005 15
03/27/2011 01:37 AM

Yeah, I have stopped myself from bumping most of them. Nostalgia gettin' all up in my bidness.

Filly Pune 39,160 20
03/27/2011 01:57 AM

Am I the only one who sees a frog instead of whatever pictures Neep posted?

Dianasaur sez RAWR 57,119 105
03/27/2011 02:02 AM

Can you click through the images, Filly?

Jelly tipped Neep: Open other end. 35,005 15
03/27/2011 02:04 AM

Weird. Is Filly the only one?

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
03/27/2011 03:40 PM

Am I the only one who sees a frog instead of whatever pictures Neep posted?

I see a pair of frogs.

Drewcifermania 40,133 50
03/27/2011 04:44 PM

I was going to yell at whoever was bumping all these old threads, but then I realized it was Neep and her delicious boobage, so all is well!

Don't act like you weren't planning on bumping that Bob's Burgers thread for the 19th Sunday in a row.

Dianasaur sez RAWR 57,119 105
03/27/2011 09:12 PM

There have only been 8 episodes!

turtle10 41,927 26
03/27/2011 09:45 PM

Hey! This thread was already boob jacked, let's try not to Bob jack it.

Dianasaur sez RAWR 57,119 105
03/28/2011 02:14 AM

Ba dum PSH