Official ZuG Jerk-Off-A-Thon Thread!!!
A comedy conversation
by MungChamp 35,886 35 09/03/2010 03:19 PM 409 views
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And in case you have been sleeping the past 24 hours...
Here is a tribute to everything you missed.
Please add pics and comments to help motivate the rest of the cranky ZuGgers.
Bookmark this for midnight tonight and good luck!
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Hilarious
14 votes
4.3
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Hilarious
8 votes
4.0
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...Phla? 130,632 34
09/03/2010 03:31 PM
I'm setting up my lemonade stand right here.
NO, NOT THAT. God you guys are gross.-
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Funny
4 votes
3.8
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turtle10 41,927 26
09/03/2010 03:31 PM
I wish there was higher than a 5 just for that.
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Funny
4 votes
3.2
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Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
09/03/2010 03:54 PM
I wish there was higher than a 6 just for that.
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.0
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Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
09/03/2010 03:54 PM
Dammit Diana, Do you know how hard it is to type with one hand?
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Hilarious
8 votes
4.0
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Brad Poynter 35,418 48
09/03/2010 04:01 PM
This does not bode well for me being able to walk tuesday.
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Hilarious
7 votes
4.0
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Shell Belle 76,640 24
09/03/2010 04:24 PM
You're a sick, sick man, Mung.
+2
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.2
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Filly on the Roof 39,160 20
09/03/2010 04:32 PM
Ooo, ooo oooooooo!
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Hilarious
10 votes
4.8
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Zolton Under Glass 87,649 31
09/03/2010 05:10 PM
Me: Holy jeebus!
Wife: Oh, great. Are you looking at porn again?
Me: Um... is it still porn if you've met most of the people in the pictures in person?
Wife: No. At that point, it's just being a creepy stalky old man.
Me: Awesome. Then, no -- I am definitely not looking at porn again.
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Hilarious
8 votes
4.5
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The Mailman 174,473 52
09/03/2010 05:46 PM
Knowing Dianada, she had time to send three text messages and update her Facebook status during the time her camera's shutter was open to take that picture.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.7
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Madness 4,360 10
09/03/2010 09:17 PM
I wish there was higher than a 6 just for that.
I'd think I'd 6 it.
One inch for each orb.
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.7
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The Mailman 174,473 52
09/03/2010 09:26 PM
I am no longer at work, so I was finally able to watch Mung's video. A few thoughts:
- Dianada posted a lot of pictures. Half of the slideshow is her. Not that I'm complaining.
- I was very much expecting the video to end with a good ol' fashioned tubgirl or goatsing; I wasn't expecting the picture of John and the rubber chicken to fill that role, so it made it even better.
- I liked the song, so I tried to find what it was on the Googlewebs, based on the rare words in the song I could understand. Seriously, the first word I understood in the entire song was "XBOX", and it took me around two minutes to get that the guy is saying "Frost you" all the time.
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Funny
3 votes
3.0
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turtle10 41,927 26
09/03/2010 09:53 PM
Mailman...if you haven't found it yet, here you go
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Hilarious
11 votes
4.4
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UnderWhere? 99,723 76
09/03/2010 10:59 PM
Just an FYI - Spicey and I are home alone this weekend, so I'm not wasting this precious time with Mr. Buzzy. Have fun touching yourselves, and good luck to everyone in the contest! I'm off to take it in the butt!
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Hilarious
8 votes
4.1
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...Phla? 130,632 34
09/03/2010 11:27 PM
Since no one's going to read any of the text in here anyway, I'm just going to go ahead and say that these last two days have made me sad.
Zug: Pranks and Boobs - Frost the Funny
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Hilarious
5 votes
4.2
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Dianerda 57,119 105
09/03/2010 11:39 PM
Oh no! My boobs make Phla sad! I don't feel worthy of wearing her name for me anymore!
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Hilarious
12 votes
4.2
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...Phla? 130,632 34
09/03/2010 11:54 PM
Oh, my name is the ONLY thing you're wearing, ADMIT IT.
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Hilarious
5 votes
4.2
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The Mailman 174,473 52
09/04/2010 02:05 PM
Mailman...if you haven't found it yet, here you go
Oh yeah? Well Frost you too, Turtle!
(thank you.)
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Amusing
3 votes
1.7
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Pubah 54,897 17 Passes out from loss of blood after seeing Dianda's Perky Picture
09/05/2010 12:29 AM
Kaw Kaw...RAWWWWR!
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Hilarious
10 votes
4.0
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Chit 178,088 15
09/05/2010 02:42 AM
Zug: Pranks and Boobs - Frost the Funny
I know...I hate pranks.
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Funny
5 votes
3.8
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Shell Belle 76,640 24
09/05/2010 11:54 PM
I just can't get motivated to participate in this contest. I'm a deadbeat masturbator.
Is masturbator even a word? Or is it masturbater?
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Hilarious
5 votes
4.6
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What the Butler Straw 95,470 36
09/06/2010 02:22 AM
It's not quite what I envisioned, but you work with what you've got when you've been drinking and Manhole fell asleep.
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0 votes
0.0
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Pubah, Pillock of the Peephole 54,897 17
09/06/2010 10:48 AM
You must have worn his ass out working on them...lush, plush, cushions of pleasure.
(hint; 34.5 is half of 69)
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0 votes
0.0
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Chix - Ahh, screw it. 282,028 58
09/07/2010 08:08 AM
Well? Was there a tally? Video of the girlies?
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Hilarious
2 votes
4.0
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Fratberry 277,318 52
09/07/2010 08:47 AM
That reminds me... I need to buy hangers.
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