Ain't No Braut Like a TWSS Braut 26,020 24
09/04/2010 12:07 AM

Mira mama, sin manos!

...Phla? 130,632 34
09/04/2010 12:09 AM

NIGHTMARES GODDAMN YOU. The power of Christ compels you. The power of Christ compels you.The power of Christ compels you.

Dianerda 57,119 105
09/04/2010 12:14 AM

This is what I'm touching with my hands right now.



I am considering putting it here.



Y/N?

panda and then some 181,276 70
09/04/2010 12:14 AM

Thanks fer whorrin' up my innocent little thread here.

Ain't No Braut Like a TWSS Braut 26,020 24
09/04/2010 12:15 AM

Heh. That part gave me nightmares too actually.

Ain't No Braut Like a TWSS Braut 26,020 24
09/04/2010 12:18 AM

PHLA! It's Friday night! Why aren't you practicing for extreme ironing?!

Frogpop 173,113 25
09/04/2010 01:25 AM

Hey! I ironed a shirt today!

...Phla? 130,632 34
09/04/2010 01:55 AM

Froggles, no matter how much you irons Dianerdas shirts, they will never be flat. YouseewhatIdidthere?moreboobs.

I... had too much drinking today.

Mr. Mike 11,234 21
09/04/2010 09:40 AM

Frogpop is one lucky mo fo!

Frogpop 173,113 25
09/04/2010 10:07 AM

Lucky like a fox.

Mr. Mike 11,234 21
09/04/2010 10:10 AM

So Frogpop, help us out in the contest.... How often does Diana like to drink your soda-ey goodness?

Shell Belle 76,640 24
09/04/2010 10:56 AM

So Frogpop, help us out in the contest.... How often does Diana like to drink your soda-ey goodness?

Holy inappropriate question, Batman!

Did you really expect an answer? Pervert.

Ain't No Braut Like a TWSS Braut 26,020 24
09/04/2010 10:58 AM

Holy inappropriate question, Batman!

Did you really expect an answer? Pervert.


Well he doesn't mind his wife posting her jugs all over the internet using the fuzzy amateur porn technology...

Ain't No Braut Like a TWSS Braut 26,020 24
09/04/2010 11:00 AM

The Non-Jerk Off Thread just got a whole lot jerk-ier.

Mr. Mike 11,234 21
09/04/2010 11:07 AM

Did you really expect an answer?

I can't believe you expected something less pervert-ey here in the land of Zug.

Shell Belle 76,640 24
09/04/2010 11:13 AM

Well he doesn't mind his wife posting her jugs all over the internet using the fuzzy amateur porn technology...

I am thankful. Very thankful. But as much as I love Dianada, there are some things that I just would rather not know.

It's not about them anyway. I just wanted to call Mike a pervert.

Shell Belle 76,640 24
09/04/2010 11:20 AM

I can't believe you expected something less pervert-ey here in the land of Zug.

I have no expectations. I have very low standards.

Mr. Mike 11,234 21
09/04/2010 11:33 AM

It's not about them anyway. I just wanted to call Mike a pervert.

Thank you, I think.....

Chance loves your Undies. 171,220 14
09/04/2010 12:06 PM

Do it Dianada! I am getting my Monroe piercing tonight!

BC Bud 13,693 15
09/04/2010 12:11 PM

Can we see a pic of your "monroe"..

Ain't No Braut Like a TWSS Braut 26,020 24
09/04/2010 01:04 PM

How extremely inappropriate! Pervert!

Ain't No Braut Like a TWSS Braut 26,020 24
09/04/2010 01:05 PM

Ok I realize how bad that sounded like a stab at my former Secret Santa victim when it really wasn't supposed to be. IloveyouShellPlzdontputmeinthebasement.

KChiki - Techno-Geek-Nerd-Princess 124,281 89
09/04/2010 04:07 PM

Well, I thought from the title that this thread was where I belonged this weekend. Then I read it and remembered no place is safe.

panda and then some 181,276 70
09/04/2010 06:25 PM

Uh oh. Looks like Shell thinks considerably less of TWSS now.

Ain't No Braut Like a TWSS Braut 26,020 24
09/04/2010 06:43 PM

Pffffft. Jokes on you! Nobody thought high of me to begin with! Wait, what?

Shell Belle 76,640 24
09/04/2010 06:51 PM

Nah, I still love you, TWSS. I figured it was probably that time of the month for you or something.


Did I mention that I don't have to suffer through that anymore? HAHAHA.

Ain't No Braut Like a TWSS Braut 26,020 24
09/04/2010 06:59 PM

Lucky bitch.

TableTopJane 173,911 15
09/04/2010 08:01 PM

I'm glad I'm not the only only masturbating tonight. At least, not right now.

KChiki - Techno-Geek-Nerd-Princess 124,281 89
09/04/2010 08:03 PM

I hate you all.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
09/04/2010 08:44 PM

I hate all but five of you. Not the same five - I rotate them weekly.

panda and then some 181,276 70
09/04/2010 11:27 PM

Still not masturbating. I am giving blood tomorrow so at least there will be some sort of fluid donation on my behalf.

siv9939 12,376 16
09/04/2010 11:48 PM

I was going to ask how one takes a pictures of their own hands, until I remembered web cams exist. Stupid technology ruining an other wise perfectly good joke.

panda and then some 181,276 70
09/04/2010 11:51 PM

One says, "Hey, kid with opposable thumbs! Come take a picture of my hands, and don't ask why!"

Frost technology. I gotta get ROI on the kid investment somehow.

panda and then some 181,276 70
09/05/2010 10:34 PM

Still not masturbating. I did make au gratin potatoes tonight, though, so I am hoping foodgasms don't count.

What the Butler Straw 95,470 36
09/05/2010 11:46 PM

Today I had the worst veal parmigiana in the history of veal parmigiana. Since it was lunch, I didn't even have wine to soften the blow. I want to kill the chef and then have a baby cow cook and serve him to me, breaded and topped with marinara and cheese.

Mr. Mike 11,234 21
09/06/2010 09:14 AM

Still not masturbating. I did make au gratin potatoes tonight,

Then how the hell did you make the sauce?