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Psycho, sick, or inbetween?
A comedy conversation by Declan McManus Original since 2010 130,657 34
09/04/2010 09:35 PM 138 views

I'm tired, I'm angry, I am worried about Rosa del Gata.


My temperature is 97.7, I have no energy, and I almost feel like puking. However, there is nothing in my stomach right now except my anti-depressant, two aspirin, my anti-anxiety pill, and Strawberry Powerade Zero. As for the "Strawberry" part, the Coca-Cola people are optimistic or liars.


Rosa went to the vet's office this afternoon. She's fine now, but needed a cortisone shot. That, the office visit, and an antibiotic shot was $120.94. Being early in the month, I had it, and didn't have to resort to extortion or other sorts of crime.


I'm going to go to bed. Wish me luck. If you can't/won't wish me luck, kindly wish me no harm. It's 9:36 pm, I need to be awake, and feeling almost normal by 6:45 am.



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13 Comments on "

Psycho, sick, or inbetween?

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Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054170457
Never Mind The Bollocks Heres Shemp 22,212 16
09/04/2010 09:46 PM

Hey its only 8:44 pm here!

Do you have some sort of hot tub time machine or is it just the sedatives?

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054170458
Jeeni is bewitched! 43,386 49 does NOT make a Poe joke
09/04/2010 09:49 PM

Best wishes for your kitty - and you, Declan.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054170460
Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
09/04/2010 10:16 PM

You need to get some gratitude in your attitude, bro!

 

Funny 6 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054170466
Midgets 93,936 47
09/04/2010 11:04 PM

My temperature is 97.7, - Normal is 98.6 or 99.6 rectal, which is how I assume you would take it.
It may be reading a bit low if you're using the temperature display in a Honda Civic.


What ever may be wrong with you or your cat(?) though, I wish you the best of luck.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054170485
Pubah, Pillock of the Peephole 54,900 17
09/05/2010 12:54 AM

Good Night,
I hope your Poe feels better in the morining. Eat something!
Warm Fuzzies,
Pubah, the Pillock

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054170489
Dasypygal 12,075 15
09/05/2010 04:24 AM

Best wishes to you and your kitty...oh, and your bank account.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054170491
Declan McManus Original since 2010 130,657 34
09/05/2010 07:32 AM

That's rich, bro. Really rich.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054170520
The High Priestess 58,196 29
09/05/2010 11:30 AM

nothing in my stomach right now except my anti-depressant, two aspirin, my anti-anxiety pill, and Strawberry Powerade Zero.

Ths is why you feel sick, eat some toast, drink some water and sleep it off.

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054170522
Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
09/05/2010 11:34 AM

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

 

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...Phla? 130,632 34
09/05/2010 02:06 PM

I've been dying for a week and this morning gave up and went to an urgent care.

I just got ascribed Z to the muthaFrostin Pack. What does this stuff do, knock you out? Anything?

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054170553
UnderWhere? 99,723 76
09/05/2010 04:32 PM

Phla, it generally does nothing for me, except cause me to waste another $20 copay 5 days later when I have to go back and tell those Frosters I'm still sick.

 

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Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
09/05/2010 08:01 PM

I'm tired, I'm angry, I am worried about Rosa del Gata.


My temperature is 97.7, I have no energy, and I almost feel like puking. However, there is nothing in my stomach right now except my anti-depressant, two aspirin, my anti-anxiety pill, and Strawberry Powerade Zero. As for the "Strawberry" part, the Coca-Cola people are optimistic or liars.


Rosa went to the vet's office this afternoon. She's fine now, but needed a cortisone shot. That, the office visit, and an antibiotic shot was $120.94. Being early in the month, I had it, and didn't have to resort to extortion or other sorts of crime.


I'm going to go to bed. Wish me luck. If you can't/won't wish me luck, kindly wish me no harm. It's 9:36 pm, I need to be awake, and feeling almost normal by 6:45 am.


Good luck.






FAG!


 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054170571
Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
09/05/2010 08:23 PM

That's rich, bro. Really rich.

Hey, I'm not the one who started a thread that was just a stepfather away from crustacean.