Spicey McHaggis 114,978 33
09/05/2010 08:01 AM

I'm going to China, and I'm bringing back Al and a badger.

...Phla? 130,632 34
09/05/2010 08:05 AM

I'm going to China and I'm bring back Al, a Bat, and a Camera that is broken.

...Phla? 130,632 34
09/05/2010 08:06 AM

...leave me alone, I shouldn't be awake at this hour.

KChiki - Owner of a Lonely Heart 124,281 89
09/05/2010 08:24 AM

I'm going to China and I'm bringing back Al, a badger, a camera that is broken and a deringer in my bra.

Midgets 93,936 47
09/05/2010 09:03 AM

I'm going to China and I'm bringing back Al, a badger, a camera that is broken, a deringer in my bra, and an elephant tusk butt plug.

Brad Poynter 35,418 48
09/05/2010 09:48 AM

I'm going to China and I'm bringing back Al, a badger, a camera that is broken, a deringer in my bra, an elephant tusk butt plug, and a flaming arrow.


and foreshadowing

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
09/05/2010 09:50 AM

You're supposed to post a picture. I want to know if you have a pink one, like me.

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
09/05/2010 09:50 AM

Dammit, Brad! Get out of the way.

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,415 11
09/05/2010 09:54 AM

I'm going to China and I'm bringing back Al, a badger, a camera that is broken, a deringer in my bra, an elephant tusk butt plug, a flaming arrow, and a gerbil in Richard Gere's ass.

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
09/05/2010 10:09 AM

I'm going to China and I'm bringing back Al, a badger, a camera that is broken, a deringer in my bra, an elephant tusk butt plug, a flaming arrow, a gerbil in Richard Gere's ass and herpes. I seriously tried to get rid of it, but it keeps coming back.

Midgets 93,936 47
09/05/2010 10:51 AM

I'm going to China and I'm bringing back Al, a badger, a camera that is broken, a deringer in my bra, an elephant tusk butt plug, a flaming arrow, a gerbil in Richard Gere's ass, herpes, and iguana porn.

KChiki - Owner of a Lonely Heart 124,281 89
09/05/2010 01:26 PM

I'm going to China and I'm bringing back Al, a badger, a camera that is broken, a deringer in my bra, an elephant tusk butt plug, a flaming arrow, a gerbil in Richard Gere's ass, herpes, iguana porn and Jenga.

Ain't No Braut Like a TWSS Braut 26,020 24
09/05/2010 01:26 PM

I'm going to China and I'm bringing back Al, a badger, a camera that is broken, a deringer in my bra, an elephant tusk butt plug, a flaming arrow, a gerbil in Richard Gere's ass, herpes, iguana porn, and Juggernaut.

Ain't No Braut Like a TWSS Braut 26,020 24
09/05/2010 01:27 PM

DAMNIT KCHI. Now which one do we use?

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
09/05/2010 01:30 PM

Juggernaut playing Jenga. Natch.

Ain't No Braut Like a TWSS Braut 26,020 24
09/05/2010 01:31 PM

Dogs for the win!

Spicey McHaggis 114,978 33
09/05/2010 03:25 PM

I'm going to China and I'm bringing back Al, a badger, a camera that is broken, a deringer in my bra, an elephant tusk butt plug, a flaming arrow, a gerbil in Richard Gere's ass, herpes, iguana porn, Juggernaut playing Jenga, and a kitteh.

The Mailman 174,473 52
09/05/2010 03:26 PM

I'm going to China and I'm bringing back Al, a badger, a camera that is broken, a deringer in my bra, an elephant tusk butt plug, a flaming arrow, a gerbil in Richard Gere's ass, herpes, iguana porn, Juggernaut playing Jenga and a Ku Klux Klan snow globe.

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
09/05/2010 04:07 PM

I'm going to China and I'm bringing back Al, a badger, a camera that is broken, a deringer in my bra, an elephant tusk butt plug, a flaming arrow, a gerbil in Richard Gere's ass, herpes, iguana porn, Juggernaut playing Jenga, a Kitteh corpse in the shadow of a Ku Klux Klan snow globe and

Lemmings, duh.

What the Butler Straw 95,470 36
09/05/2010 04:13 PM

I'm going to China and I'm bringing back Al, a badger, a camera that is broken, a deringer in my bra, an elephant tusk butt plug, a flaming arrow, a gerbil in Richard Gere's ass, herpes, iguana porn, Juggernaut playing Jenga, a Kitteh corpse in the shadow of a Ku Klux Klan snow globe, lemmings, and a meat cake.

Neophyte 9,942 10
09/05/2010 04:37 PM

I'm going to China and I'm bringing back Al, a badger, a camera that is broken, a deringer in my bra, an elephant tusk butt plug, a flaming arrow, a gerbil in Richard Gere's ass, herpes, iguana porn, Juggernaut playing Jenga, a Kitteh corpse in the shadow of a Ku Klux Klan snow globe, lemmings, a meat cake and nineteen thousand three hundred and twenty six of these, distributed in no particular order.

Chix - Ahh, screw it. 282,028 58
09/05/2010 05:02 PM

I'm going to China and I'm bringing back Al, a badger, a camera that is broken, a deringer in my bra, an elephant tusk butt plug, a flaming arrow, a gerbil in Richard Gere's ass, herpes, iguana porn, Juggernaut playing Jenga, a Kitteh corpse in the shadow of a Ku Klux Klan snow globe, lemmings, a meat cake and nineteen thousand three hundred and twenty six of these, and my O face.

KChiki - Owner of a Lonely Heart 124,281 89
09/05/2010 05:23 PM

I'm going to China and I'm bringing back Al, a badger, a camera that is broken, a deringer in my bra, an elephant tusk butt plug, a flaming arrow, a gerbil in Richard Gere's ass, herpes, iguana porn, Juggernaut playing Jenga, a Kitteh corpse in the shadow of a Ku Klux Klan snow globe, lemmings, a meat cake, nineteen thousand three hundred and twenty six shiny lights, my 'O' face, and Pram.

The Mailman 174,473 52
09/05/2010 05:48 PM

I'm going to China and I'm bringing back Al, a badger, a camera that is broken, a deringer in my bra, an elephant tusk butt plug, a flaming arrow, a gerbil in Richard Gere's ass, herpes, iguana porn, Juggernaut playing Jenga, a Kitteh corpse in the shadow of a Ku Klux Klan snow globe, lemmings, a meat cake, nineteen thousand three hundred and twenty six shiny lights, my 'O' face, Pram, and a quartet of queer Quebecers.

siv9939 12,376 16
09/05/2010 05:57 PM

I'm going to China and I'm bringing back Al, a badger, a camera that is broken, a deringer in KChiki's bra, an elephant tusk butt plug, a flaming arrow, a gerbil in Richard Gere's ass, herpes, iguana porn, Juggernaut playing Jenga, a Kitteh corpse in the shadow of a Ku Klux Klan snow globe, lemmings, a meat cake, nineteen thousand three hundred and twenty six shiny lights, my 'O' face, Pram, and the Queen.

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
09/05/2010 06:13 PM

I'm going to China and I'm bringing back Al, a badger, a camera that is broken, a deringer in my bra, an elephant tusk butt plug, a flaming arrow, a gerbil in Richard Gere's ass, herpes, iguana porn, Juggernaut playing Jenga, a Kitteh corpse in the shadow of a Ku Klux Klan snow globe, lemmings, a meat cake, nineteen thousand three hundred and twenty six shiny lights, my 'O' face, Pram, a quartet of queer Quebecers singing with the Queen PLUS

Ravos and Pals!

Jeeni is bewitched! 43,386 49
09/05/2010 07:43 PM

I'm going to China and I'm bringing back Al, a badger, a camera that is broken, a deringer in my bra, an elephant tusk butt plug, a flaming arrow, a gerbil in Richard Gere's ass, herpes, iguana porn, Juggernaut playing Jenga, a Kitteh corpse in the shadow of a Ku Klux Klan snow globe, lemmings, a meat cake, nineteen thousand three hundred and twenty six shiny lights, my 'O' face, Pram, a quartet of queer Quebecers singing with the Queen, Ravos and Pals

and a live snake necklace

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
09/05/2010 07:54 PM

Blah, blah, blah, TITS!

Dianerda 57,119 105 might regret saying this
09/05/2010 07:57 PM

Useless....without....pictures?

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
09/05/2010 08:01 PM

For sure - SUYT Bill!

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
09/05/2010 09:43 PM

I'm going to China and I'm bringing back Al, a badger, a camera that is broken, a deringer in my bra, an elephant tusk butt plug, a flaming arrow, a gerbil in Richard Gere's ass, herpes, iguana porn, Juggernaut playing Jenga, a Kitteh corpse in the shadow of a Ku Klux Klan snow globe, lemmings, a meat cake, nineteen thousand three hundred and twenty six shiny lights, my 'O' face, Pram, a quartet of queer Quebecers singing with Queen, Ravos & pals, a live snake necklace and some tits with

Tinsel cat.

Drewcifer aka JackyMaille 40,121 50
09/05/2010 10:09 PM

'm going to China and I'm bringing back Al, a badger, a camera that is broken, a deringer in my bra, an elephant tusk butt plug, a flaming arrow, a gerbil in Richard Gere's ass, herpes, iguana porn, Juggernaut playing Jenga, a Kitteh corpse in the shadow of a Ku Klux Klan snow globe, lemmings, a meat cake, nineteen thousand three hundred and twenty six shiny lights, my 'O' face, Pram, a quartet of queer Quebecers singing with Queen, Ravos & pals, a live snake necklace and some tits with tinsel cat, and UR MOM!

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
09/05/2010 10:22 PM

That's not my mom.




That's my mom.



I'm going to China and I'm bringing back Al, a badger, a camera that is broken, a deringer in my bra, an elephant tusk butt plug, a flaming arrow, a gerbil in Richard Gere's ass, herpes, iguana porn, Juggernaut playing Jenga, a Kitteh corpse in the shadow of a Ku Klux Klan snow globe, lemmings, a meat cake, nineteen thousand three hundred and twenty six shiny lights, my 'O' face, Pram, a quartet of queer Quebecers singing with Queen, Ravos & pals, a live snake necklace and some tits with tinsel cat, UR MOM and vaseline.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
09/05/2010 10:24 PM

No, that's not my mom,



THAT'S my mom.



I have no idea how I did that.

Ain't No Braut Like a TWSS Braut 26,020 24
09/05/2010 11:10 PM

I'm going to China and I'm bringing back Al, a badger, a camera that is broken, a deringer in my bra, an elephant tusk butt plug, a flaming arrow, a gerbil in Richard Gere's ass, herpes, iguana porn, Juggernaut playing Jenga, a Kitteh corpse in the shadow of a Ku Klux Klan snow globe, lemmings, a meat cake, nineteen thousand three hundred and twenty six shiny lights, my 'O' face, Pram, a quartet of queer Quebecers singing with Queen, Ravos & pals, a live snake necklace and some tits with tinsel cat, UR MOM, vaseline, and a willy weight.

What? You gotta kick it up a notch if you want to beat some of the pro-masturbaters in the contest!

Dasypygal 12,075 15
09/06/2010 12:16 AM

I'm going to China and I'm bringing back Al, a badger, a camera that is broken, a deringer in my bra, an elephant tusk butt plug, a flaming arrow, a gerbil in Richard Gere's ass, herpes, iguana porn, Juggernaut playing Jenga, a Kitteh corpse in the shadow of a Ku Klux Klan snow globe, lemmings, a meat cake, nineteen thousand three hundred and twenty six shiny lights, my 'O' face, Pram, a quartet of queer Quebecers singing with Queen, Ravos & pals, a live snake necklace and some tits with tinsel cat, UR MOM, vaseline, a willy weight, and Jackie Chan playing the Xylophone.

Midgets 93,936 47
09/06/2010 08:40 AM

I'm going to China and I'm bringing back Al, a badger, a camera that is broken, a deringer in my bra, an elephant tusk butt plug, a flaming arrow, a gerbil in Richard Gere's ass, herpes, iguana porn, Juggernaut playing Jenga, a Kitteh corpse in the shadow of a Ku Klux Klan snow globe, lemmings, a meat cake, nineteen thousand three hundred and twenty six shiny lights, my 'O' face, Pram, a quartet of queer Quebecers singing with Queen, Ravos & pals, a live snake necklace and some tits with tinsel cat, UR MOM, vaseline, a willy weight, Jackie Chan playing the Xylophone, and Yogi pitching on Boo Boo.

Mr. Mike 11,234 21
09/06/2010 09:21 AM

I'm going to China and I'm bringing back Al, a badger, a camera that is broken, a deringer in my bra, an elephant tusk butt plug, a flaming arrow, a gerbil in Richard Gere's ass, herpes, iguana porn, Juggernaut playing Jenga, a Kitteh corpse in the shadow of a Ku Klux Klan snow globe, lemmings, a meat cake, nineteen thousand three hundred and twenty six shiny lights, my 'O' face, Pram, a quartet of queer Quebecers singing with Queen, Ravos & pals, a live snake necklace and some tits with tinsel cat, UR MOM, vaseline, a willy weight, Jackie Chan playing the Xylophone, Yogi pitching on Boo Boo and a partridge in a pear tree zebra bikini, ONE FOR EACH OF US!!

Mr. Mike 11,234 21
09/06/2010 09:22 AM

@ siv9939: 5 clickies for posting a picture of Freddie Mercury on Sept 5th which would have been his birthday if he knew what he Frost a condom was were still alive

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
09/06/2010 09:43 AM

I'm going to China and I'm bringing back Al, a badger, a camera that is broken, a deringer in my bra, an elephant tusk butt plug, a flaming arrow, a gerbil in Richard Gere's ass, herpes, iguana porn, Juggernaut playing Jenga, a Kitteh corpse in the shadow of a Ku Klux Klan snow globe, lemmings, a meat cake, nineteen thousand three hundred and twenty six shiny lights, my 'O' face, Pram, a quartet of queer Quebecers singing with Queen, Ravos & pals, a live snake necklace, some tits with tinsel cat, UR MOM, vaseline, a willy weight, Jackie Chan playing the Xylophone, Yogi pitching on Boo Boo and a zebra bikini.

Thanks everyone for making this thread fun, and for helping me score my 40th trophy!

FYI - this thankfulness ends when we reach Customs, because once you're asked to open your duffel bag, I won't know you at all.

Pram 78,171 40
09/06/2010 12:55 PM

Hold on, I've got all this Shakespeare, and don't mind carrying my own bags, but this Yogi Bear thing... "Great things come in bears???" Gross. I'm leaving the poster if you don't mind.

I'm going to China and I'm bringing back Al, a badger, a camera that is broken, a deringer in my bra, an elephant tusk butt plug, a flaming arrow, a gerbil in Richard Gere's ass, herpes, iguana porn, Juggernaut playing Jenga, a Kitteh corpse in the shadow of a Ku Klux Klan snow globe, lemmings, a meat cake, nineteen thousand three hundred and twenty six shiny lights, my 'O' face, Pram, a quartet of queer Quebecers singing with Queen, Ravos & pals, a live snake necklace, some tits with tinsel cat, UR MOM, vaseline, a willy weight, Jackie Chan playing the Xylophone, Yogi pitching on Boo Boo(gross, gross, gross), a zebra bikini, and Al's newly cloned twin.

Pram 78,171 40
09/06/2010 12:56 PM

(two Als is better than one).