Brad Poynter 35,418 48
09/05/2010 10:29 AM

You can always just freeze them off with some canned air turned upside down. I suggest short bursts and letting the liquid drip off the end of the nozzle.

Pram 78,178 40
09/05/2010 10:50 AM

Did a little more research, and they're turning out not to be liver spots.

The Mongolian blue spots on my scrotum are in fact, Fordyce spots. They were apparently named after a doctor no one liked.

Chit 178,088 15
09/05/2010 10:58 AM

Sort of like Pram spots?

Chit 178,088 15
09/05/2010 11:04 AM

Not to be mistaken for Chit spots.

Pram 78,178 40
09/05/2010 11:10 AM

Yes, goddamn it.

TableTopJane 173,911 15
09/05/2010 11:14 AM

I don't have testicles, so excuse my ignorance. But is testicle examining something that men do on a regular basis? I mean, I know women have to examine their breasts for lumps, but I've never stopped to check out the condition of my skin.

Pram 78,178 40
09/05/2010 11:17 AM

NO, BUT PEEING IS, AND IN ORDER TO PEE, A MAN HAS TO LOOK AT (and admire) HIS GHOULIES.

TableTopJane 173,911 15
09/05/2010 11:24 AM

My 3-year-old son is able to stand in front of the toilet and piss without checking out his balls. He's got pretty good aim, too. So it's not like he's spraying piss everywhere.

I can only assume that your dick is smaller than my son's if you're having to look that closely when you pee.

Brad Poynter 35,418 48
09/05/2010 11:34 AM

Here in the hills of Arkansas a man has to check all his parts for ticks and chiggers after every outdoor excursion. It's also a good excuse to show my junk to the wife.

What the Butler Straw 95,470 36
09/05/2010 11:35 AM

Liver spots are like freckles, I doubt they can be popped or frozen off or whatever.

I don't think Pram is weird because he pays attention to his balls. I believe it is perfectly normal to be aware of changes in your body no matter how minor.

Having said that, I do want to punch Pram in his spotted balls for making me visualize them.

Gonzo 20,504 16
09/05/2010 11:37 AM

First you ask us to guess, then you take all the fun out of it by telling us the answer immediately. I, for one, was going to guess "Jimmy Hoffa".

Pram 78,178 40
09/05/2010 11:42 AM

Straw-

Sorry about the visual, maybe this will help get your mind off it: my nuts look like flesh-colored cupcakes with blue sprinkles.

Jeeni is bewitched! 43,391 49
09/05/2010 01:11 PM

Oh no Pram! The talking bomb clock is following you!


p.s. I have no idea why I'd open a thread with that title, no matter who started it. Boredom and curiosity, I guess. I need another hobby.

Pram 78,178 40
09/05/2010 01:19 PM

Help, I'm being bullied by a robot.

Pram 78,178 40
09/05/2010 02:28 PM

No, not JEENI, the alarm clock.

Good night, folks. Good night, everybody. *throws roses at himself as he walks offstage*

Chix - Ahh, screw it. 282,028 58
09/05/2010 04:57 PM

The cancer one made me spew Jamison's and soda.

Jeeni is bewitched! 43,391 49
09/05/2010 05:42 PM

I imagine Manhole's clock sounds like Stephen Hawking.

Frogpop 173,113 25
09/05/2010 06:35 PM

Guess what I found on my testicles this morning

It really doesn't matter. If you took them out of your scrotum to look at then you've voided the manufacturer's warranty.

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
09/05/2010 07:58 PM

This thread made me laugh out loud 3 times! Frost you very much Pram.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
09/05/2010 08:00 PM

More, and more disturbing changes are in store for your scrotum.



Just a little PSA from the future.

Midgets 93,936 47
09/06/2010 08:31 AM

Great job on finally making Alarm Clock funny, Manhole.

Now what can you do for me Pram?