What the Butler Straw 95,470 36
09/05/2010 11:55 PM

The thing is, there are many shirts out there that are so cute, but they require something more substantial than a bra - they are intended for you to layer either a cami (if you don't have boobs need to be propped up) or one of those tanks that have a boob shelf built in. But the boob shelf gives me uniboob. I have to wear a bra if I want my girls to both lift AND separate.

Frogpop 173,113 25
09/06/2010 12:30 AM

Diana saw the real commercial on the teevee and she couldn’t believe what a dumb idea it was.

I know I know, you're shocked, right?

siv9939 12,376 16
09/06/2010 02:30 AM

The thing is, there are many shirts out there that are so cute, but they require something more substantial than a bra

That's when you reach for the Duck Tape.

Pants 14,218 17
09/06/2010 01:30 PM

I thought that thing was a boob bib to keep crumbs and half eaten cakes from slipping down and getting lodged between your breasts.

It's Marmite, FFS... 12,940 12
09/06/2010 03:06 PM

I was really hoping expecting that woman to pull open her top and flop her big tits right out. I don't know why. That would be RIDICULOUS.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
09/06/2010 05:19 PM

if I want my girls to both lift AND separate

If? IF?

TurkDuckChakens 282,028 58
11/22/2010 03:29 AM

: Oh look, it's the white wine dick head again. Fag. :