Prank of a Lifetime: Streak Obama for One Million Bucks A comedy article
by Clinton Nortje 344 6 09/09/2010 03:22 PM 5073 views
Meet Alki David, probably the richest prankster in the world. He is a little like John Gage, except instead of paying a million dollars to get freaky with Demi Moore, he is paying YOU $1,000,000.00 to show President Barack Obama your pee-pee or your tah-tahs. Totally worth it!
This man wants YOU to get nekkid. And possibly shot.
The billionaire and founder of Battlecam.com initially offered members of the live cam community $100,000.00 to streak the President. Unfortunately for Alki, users of his website were a little less insane than Alki himself, and quickly raised questions about the legal fees that one was likely to incur when pulling the ultimate prank. The self-confessed prankster agreed that this might be an issue, then upped the prize money to a Dr. Evil-pleasing one million dollars.
The rules are simple:
1.) You must be within earshot of the President
2.) You must be within vision of the President
3.) You must scream Battlecam.com at least 6 times
4.) You must have Battlecam.com written across your chest at least 6 times.
5.) It must be broadcast live on Battlecam.com
6.) You must be first!
Now if you think the serious looking guys surrounding Obama 24/7 are wearing shades because they are sensitive to bright lights, and you think it is a good idea to charge the first black President of the USA with the words "Battle" anything written on your body, the following plans may help you get the ball rolling (so to speak).
1) Become A Reporter. Reporters get up close and personal with presidents all the time. What's better is that you can bring your cameraman along without raising suspicion. The bottom line is, if you can get close enough to throw a shoe, you can get close enough to let it all dangle, baby!
2) Do It Over Dinner. Simply arrive at the White House and try to "blend in." Piece of cake, just ask the Salahis.
Once in a lifetime, you say? Not so! Since the Salahis, there have been at least three unauthorized guests at White House State dinners. These things seem easier to get into than McDonald's. Just remember it is considered poor form to streak before the main course.
3) Be the Long Lost Relative. Barack Obama once referred to his family as a mini-United Nations, going on to say "I've got relatives who look like Bernie Mac, and I've got relatives who look like Margaret Thatcher."
It looks to us like there's an awful lot of space in the middle for imposters. Add this to the fact that Obama has six half siblings from his Kenyan father's side of the family, and you have an "in," especially if you are Kenyan. A little bit of research and perhaps and a good backstory, and you are sure to win the million ... or at the very least, an all-expenses paid trip to Gitmo.
I'm thinking hard about this offer. I'm convinced it could be pulled off.
The problem is getting paid. That's a pretty half-assed video for a billionaire -- is he really planning on paying out? Are there official rules anywhere?
Maybe the whole thing is a prank, and he's actually a plumber in New Jersey.
The problem is getting paid. That's a pretty half-assed video for a billionaire -- is he really planning on paying out? Are there official rules anywhere?
Clearly the guy is a real billionaire. How could he have Da Vinci's Mona Lisa hanging above the chimney if he weren't?
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