Twilight: The saga continues...
A comedy article
by Dasypygal  14,811  17
09/10/2010 09:54 AM 541 views
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I received the lovely shot to bits and specially autographed Twilight book from our dear Brad Poynter yesterday.
In order to continue the destruction that Brad started, I decided to take the book dogfishing. I quickly grabbed my best fishing gear and baited my line with Twilight.
Now, dogfishing is a delicate sport that can be both fun for the fisher and the prey. Where I'm from we practice the catch and release method. The fisherman catches the dogfish through stealthy maneuvers and the dogfish quickly releases the fisherman from the bait.
Let the fun begin.
My first nibble was a timid little dogfish.
Trinity
But through her excitement, she quickly drew the curiosity of the other dogfishes.
Trinity, KaziaMuMu, Bourbon, Dale Jr., and Engrish
Amazingly, I was able to capture on camera a breaching dogfish. This is rarely seen by civilized folks. (I might have to send it to National Geographic or something)
Engrish
Finally, the biggest dogfish took the bait, pulled me around the yard then quickly released me.
Dale Jr. for the win!
Good times, y'all. Good times!
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Hilarious
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UnderWhere? 101,398  77
09/10/2010 09:58 AM
Well, goddamn. I am NOT the craziest person here.
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Side-splitting
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turtle: no longer explosive 42,578 26 backs out of thread slowly
09/10/2010 10:02 AM
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Brad Poynter 36,184 48
09/10/2010 10:11 AM
Glad you got it!
If you really want some good sport fishing, take that rig and fish off the balcony at a Justing Bieber concert. I suggest using 250lb test line though in case you catch a big one.
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Dasypygal 14,811 17
09/10/2010 10:13 AM
Hey Undies, I did this to implant more WTF into your dreams.
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What the Butler Straw 98,023 37
09/10/2010 10:29 AM
Five orbs just for naming your dog Engrish.
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Jeeni is bewitched! 47,815 51 had nothing funny to add, but wanted to send props
09/10/2010 11:46 AM
Awesome idea. Did you wind the fishing line through one of the bullet holes?
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Funny
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KChiki - TGNP, yeah you know me! 128,446 98
09/10/2010 12:01 PM
I like your banana trees!
Very well done.
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Hilarious
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Shell Belle 77,143 25
09/10/2010 12:54 PM
That outfit alone deserves five orbs.
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Funny
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Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
09/10/2010 01:41 PM
Five orbs for having that many dogs in one photograph.
Suck it, Trebek Fratberry.
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Side-splitting
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Fratberry 283,051 53
09/10/2010 01:50 PM
You know what's better than dog fishing? SHIRTLESS dog fishing. Oooooh Yeahah!
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