UnderWhere? 101,398 77
09/25/2010 07:19 AM

Unfortunately for Millie, the ghosts heard and believed me. They began following her around the house and playing pranks on her. The next morning, she woke up HUGELY pregnant, and then we had to set up a court room so she could get paid child support from the ghost that had done this to her.

Whistler was the judge, and he was wearing a white powdered wig and a black robe with nothing on underneath it. Every time he made a pronouncement, instead of banging a gavel, he'd blow on his fife. He told Millie that in light of all the evidence, she was guilty of fornication and she'd have to give the baby to the ghosts after it was born.

This actually made her very happy, and two days later, the baby came out. It was a girl, but she had webbed feet and a bill like a duck. Millie handed it over to Whistler, and then we went back to our staircase races.

I woke up when I tripped and started to fall down four flights of stairs.

TopHatSnake 3,464 10
09/25/2010 07:22 AM

"Bartender! I'll have what shes having!"

Pants 14,252 17
09/25/2010 10:06 AM

What... The... Frost?

After comparing the way you dream and the way that I dream I've come to the conclusion that one of us is bat Shakespeare crazy. The problem with this is that I can't determine whether it's you or me.

Lupie 26,981 11
09/25/2010 10:23 AM

That dream was about sex.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
09/25/2010 01:01 PM

Meh. I've dreamed Millie-nakeder.

siv9939 13,642 16
09/26/2010 02:59 AM

That's odd, I also had a dream involving a ghost last night. My wife and I were at a movie theater I used to work at that has actually had ghost sitings in it. In the dream the ghost was reported to be an old man. The wife and I were sitting against a ledge when I saw an old guy that kind of looked like the head bureaucrat from Futurama walk up, stop, and turn around. I quickly stood up to see if it was the ghost, and got to see it disappear.

I have to admit, you dream seems more entertaining.

Declan McManus, pure but not simple 131,891 36
09/26/2010 05:15 PM

Dear, what was your bedtime snack? Anchovy pizza, with a type A blood chaser?

Shemp Pile On The Rabbit! 22,222 17
09/26/2010 05:55 PM

Anyway, I turned and pointed to Millie - who had finally made it up the stairs - and I told my brother it was her that knocked the table over.



Way to throw poor Millie under the ghost bus.

What a pal!

It's Marmite, FFS... 12,955 12
09/26/2010 06:21 PM

I'm SURE I posted this before...anyways, here's my ridiculous 'spooky' dream:

I'm on the top of a bunkbed, can't remember who was bottom bunk. I just remember some ghost was haunting me, poltergeist style. Pulling my covers off, pinching me, mussing my hair, that sort of thing.

I'm trying to sleep and this ghost is properly pissing me off now so I yell "OK, that's IT!! SHOW YOURSELF!"

And then Ron Jeremy appeared in front of me. He grabs me from the bunk and throws me on the floor, tears my clothes off and proceeds to shag me with his ghostly 10" member.

And yes, I know he's not dead yet. Which sort of makes it worse? Actually, no, what makes it worse is that I woke up damp and horny.

Whistler P. McManus 186,133 44
09/27/2010 05:11 AM

Whistler was the judge, and he was wearing a white powdered wig and a black robe with nothing on underneath it.

A. Nothing underneath? How do you know? You checked?
B. That was no wig.
C. This running up and down the stairs - it was done wearing flimsy tank tops and no bras, right?

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
09/27/2010 09:52 AM

I had a GAB dream last night that I was going to post about separately when I woke up, but now that it has been a few hours, I can't remember much about it. I'll remember it tonight before I go to bed, though what I can recall was that it wasn't that interesting. Millie was in it again, and that noob siv5500. I knew it was him because he looked just like his facebook photo.


a. Whistler, you kept twirling the edge of the robe as you were sitting there listening to our testimony. Also, you were perched on the edge of the chair, and your balls were almost touching the floor.

b. The wig was white and powdered and it had large curls.

3. We were wearing T-shirts and jean shorts, and our boobies were WELL supported.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
09/27/2010 09:56 AM

Dreaming about ghosts? What a bunch of losers. I think significantly less of all of you now.

siv5500 13,642 16
09/27/2010 12:56 PM

Millie was in it again, and that noob siv5500. I knew it was him because he looked just like his facebook photo.

So how many of Undies' dreams do I have to be in before I'm no longer considered a noob?

Declan McManus, pure but not simple 131,891 36
09/27/2010 04:31 PM

All of them.

Pram 80,728 42
09/27/2010 04:47 PM

I woke up when I tripped and started to fall down four flights of stairs.

In the dream, or in real life?

siv9939 13,642 16
09/28/2010 03:24 AM

Just to make sure, you do have dreams involving people you know from places other than the internet, right Undies? Spicey is excluded, of course.