panda see, panda do 181,795 70
09/28/2010 12:32 PM

Two words:


Fetus. Puppet.

TWSS is a Halloweenie 27,416 24
09/28/2010 12:33 PM

WHY ARE YOU TAKING PICTURES WHILE DRIVING A SCHOOL BUS??!

Chickens 286,642 61
09/28/2010 12:35 PM

How bout you don't so I don't have to put you on "the list"?

panda see, panda do 181,795 70
09/28/2010 12:36 PM

Regardless of my stance on abortion (and after so many years on Zug I'm going to have to go with "pro") I think that the universe should always strive for balance.

Any anti-abortion zealot should be forced to spend as much time babysitting for John & Kate or Octomom as they do protesting.

Mr. Mike 11,439 21
09/28/2010 12:37 PM

I didn't, I drove my car over there between my morning run and afternoon run. I pulled over, zoomed in, took the picture and got out of there before they tried to abort me!

Chickens 286,642 61
09/28/2010 12:41 PM

FYI- they are there on Tu and Th because those are the days they abort at that facility.

Those folks feel like they are the last line of hope for the unborn being carried into the facility.

They feel those children are being murdered in there, so a little being upset and prayer might be a bit appropriate.

Yelling or megaphoneing "nasty things" is not appropriate, but I guess you would have to define "nasty things".

"Hey, please don't let them kill your baby." is nasty things to some people.



Don't forget, abortion, politics, and Picard v. Kirk are all wastes of time to argue on the internet.

panda see, panda do 181,795 70
09/28/2010 12:42 PM

"If you don't abort your baby, your rights as a breastfeeding mother will be challenged!"

Midgets 96,151 48
09/28/2010 12:42 PM

Print up some punch cards and hand them out.

"Purchase 10 abortions at regular price, get the 11th one FREE!"

"Senior citizens half price Wednesdays!"

Chickens 286,642 61
09/28/2010 12:46 PM

Okay, Midgets. That was funny.

Mr. Mike 11,439 21
09/28/2010 12:49 PM

Screaming BABY KILLER, MURDERER and waving those DISGUSTING signs at everyone, including school buses full of children are the things they SHOULDN'T be doing....

Like I said, the first sign is acceptable, the others they have are NOT!

panda see, panda do 181,795 70
09/28/2010 12:50 PM

Show up dressed as a Plan B sales representative. Tell them that you, too, are anti-abortion but only because abortion as a choice affects your sales goals.

Midgets 96,151 48
09/28/2010 12:50 PM

It's only funny because you KNOW someone would actually try to use it.

Mr. Mike 11,439 21
09/28/2010 12:51 PM

As I've driven by, I've also heard them shout "You're going to hell" at people. THAT is the kind of "mean things' I mean....

These people could just be going in there for free condoms, some places like that hand them out.....

Don't hayz me, bro 98,023 37
09/28/2010 01:15 PM

Heh, looks like Chickens is afflicted with the same thing that made me overly sensitive and unfunny yesterday.















He's on his period.

















Well, at least neither of us will be aborting anything.

Zolton Under Glass 88,214 34
09/28/2010 01:26 PM

I dunno about the prank.

But I do find it awfully odd that a school bus driver wouldn't be in favor of abortion under just about any circumstance.

If I had to shuttle a gaggle of Shakespeares back and forth to class every day, I'd petition the courts for forcible termination up til around the thirtieth trimester.

This is probably why nobody invites me to be in the carpool any more.

Pants 14,252 17
09/28/2010 01:32 PM

FYI- they are there on Tu and Th because those are the days they abort at that facility.



Abortionists are so damn dumb. If they were smart they would perform their abortions Sunday morning while all the bible beaters are busy scuffing up the knees of their pants and handing money over to child molesters.

Nachos 57,521 23
09/28/2010 03:11 PM

1. Put on a flesh tone bodysuit.
2. Glue a length or rope to your navel.
3. Cover yourself in red paint.
4. Walk up to them and repeatedly hit yourself over the head with a foam hammer whilst yelling 'Feels like happy!'.

siv9939 13,642 16
09/28/2010 05:23 PM

They're only there two days a week? Wow, they're crappy protesters. Around here the protesters are there all week even though the Planned Parenthood office only does consultations and not abortions.

Anyway, what you need to do is dress up like you're flaming more than Freddie Mercury and Elton John put together. Go up to the protesters and tell them how you just love babies and you think they're doing a fabulous job. Then ask if you could join their protest.

Filly on the Roof 39,193 20
09/28/2010 06:27 PM

Those folks feel like they are the last line of hope for the unborn being carried into the facility.

Those folks need to understand that they can't control every aspect of life they don't like. My womb, my decision.

panda see, panda do 181,795 70
09/28/2010 06:34 PM

My crotch, my watch!

Pants 14,252 17
09/28/2010 06:50 PM

What the Frost? That's my watch.

Don't hayz me, bro 98,023 37
09/28/2010 08:22 PM

I'm very convicted about my belief that Glenn Beck is raping people's minds, so I'm going to stand outside of his studio with giant pictures of him skullFrost-ing someone's grandma and scream my beliefs to anyone within earshot.

Jack O'CyberLantern 917 8
09/28/2010 09:48 PM

Here you go.

Mr. Mike 11,439 21
09/29/2010 10:16 AM

Another thing about their signs (Which is the main thing that pisses me off about them, well that and that they have no life and are bible thumpers)

I know if I stood there with an obscene sign, say a nice blonde sucking a Coleridge, I'd get arrested, but the cops do nothing about a sign thats bound to make people want to puke and is MORE obscene in my opinion....

Midgets 96,151 48
09/29/2010 10:19 AM

The only abortion discussion that belongs on Zug is what show tunes it's going to sing.

Whistler P. McManus 186,133 44
09/29/2010 10:28 AM

You'd need a female accomplice for this, so good luck with that, but here's my idea anyway.

Have your accomplice stuff her clothing so that she appears to be 9 months pregnant with triplets. Then waddle her up to the protesters and innocently ask if they know whether or not you can get a scraping there when you're past the 16th week.



For what it's worth, I think a man's opinion on abortion carries about as much weight as a snake's opinion on bowling.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
09/29/2010 02:38 PM

It needs a twist: Get a bunch of faux abortion-protesters and stage a demonstration outside of a Wendy's.

"Wendy's Triple is Murder!!"


"Unless it comes with a Frostie!"

Drewcifer aka JackyMaille 46,366 58
09/29/2010 05:26 PM

Years ago when I lived in North Carolina, there was a Planned Parenthood located in a strip mall next to a vet called Greensboro Cat Clinic. One day there were about a dozen protesters in the parking lot. I was walking by and decided to join them. I yelled, "Kittens are cats too!" and "Spaying is a sin!"

They weren't amused.
I didn't care.

Jesus Don't Want Me For a Sunbeam 4,199 12
09/29/2010 07:06 PM

Rape them all and see how many stick to their pro-life beliefs then.

Nachos 57,521 23
09/29/2010 07:30 PM

For what it's worth, I think a man's opinion on abortion carries about as much weight as a snake's opinion on bowling.

Not when there's a handy set of stairs and no nearby witnesses it doesn't.

Mr. Mike 11,439 21
09/30/2010 11:15 AM

You'd need a female accomplice for this, so good luck with that,

My ultra awesome girlfriend has offered to be the female in any scenario. Does this change any of your answers?