Booty Billboards A comedy conversation
by The Mailman 176,467 56 09/29/2010 12:07 AM 308 views
I was walking on the sidewalk the other day when a girl jogged past me. She was wearing sweatpants with something written across the butt cheeks. At first glance it looked like her ass said "443 COX."
The thought of running behind her to take a closer look briefly crossed my mind, so I could be sure of what I had just read, but that would have looked creepy, so I kept walking and thought to myself, "well, at least she's upfront about it."
Personally, I find stuff written across one's ass to be a bit tacky(*), but let's imagine that you had no choice but to wear a pair of pants, or a skirt, or a kilt, with something written across your butt cheeks. You get to choose the message. What would it say?
(*) except on underwear. Dianada, don't hurt me.
I would like mine to say >O<, so I can imagine that it will cause a few people to think about Goatse when they see it.
The University bookstore sells booty shorts with the name of the school across the butt. It's kind of amusing to see girls walking around campus with "UM" on one side and "ASS" on the other.
To be fair to myself though, I could run the Gettysburg address up one leg, so at least my ass is more proportionate than I may have originally implied.
The University bookstore sells booty shorts with the name of the school across the butt. It's kind of amusing to see girls walking around campus with "UM" on one side and "ASS" on the other.
This thread received 500+ orbs, so I was going to post "Life of the party" as an entry here, but then I realized, I definitely don't want my butt to say that.
Hey Dianada! That picture of your butt that says "Dartmouth is Better" is my new funniest post! So I'd like to take this moment to thank you and that sweet ass of yours for the inspiration:
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