Drewcifer aka JackyMaille 46,366 58
10/01/2010 04:53 PM

I hear Dick Cheney is awfully fond of pheasant. Just don't go hunting for it with him.

siv9939 13,642 16
10/01/2010 05:12 PM

You have kids, right?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/01/2010 05:27 PM

Jews.

Oh, you said grill, not oven...sorry, can't help.

It's Marmite, FFS... 12,955 12
10/01/2010 06:08 PM

I hear Onion Slivers are quite popular?

Shell Belle 77,143 25
10/01/2010 11:11 PM

Cake. Devil's food.

...Phla? 131,068 34
10/01/2010 11:32 PM

Yoda. Don't talk like.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/01/2010 11:35 PM

You're a little bit more awesome, Phla.

Savage Chickens 286,642 61
10/02/2010 12:53 AM

How could you eat with Hillary Clinton sitting right across from you? I would puke on the oysters.

Pubah, The RichGhost 56,851 18
10/02/2010 04:08 AM

Santa Clause, Leprecauns, The Easter Bunny, and Politicians who say their "Servants of the People"...

...Satan knows who they really serve (Carl Rove, Nancy Pelosi)...

Shell Belle 77,143 25
10/02/2010 11:45 AM

Yoda. Don't talk like.

Shirt. My offer I take back.

Suck. You.

...Phla? 131,068 34
10/02/2010 02:38 PM

On the one hand, I feel bad. But also, I don't feel bad. Maybe this is what Yoda was trying to teach us all along.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
10/02/2010 06:57 PM

Eggs. Deviled.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
10/02/2010 07:47 PM

On the one hand, I feel bad.

I don't. I'm just glad you didn't say I look like Yoda too.

Strawloween 98,023 37
10/02/2010 08:04 PM

The grocery store had a sale on the Healthy Choice Cafe Steamers so I bought four. They were all nasty, even by frozen meal standards. But this one was especially heinous:



I didn't notice when I bought it that it has eggplant in it, a horrible tactical error. When eggplant isn't cooked correctly, it is awful. In this case, every bite containing eggplant tasted like a wad of cotton that had been soaking in a gutter in New York City.

Satan would approve.

Drewcifer aka JackyMaille 46,366 58
10/02/2010 08:40 PM

Straw, that's crazy! My wife has to work 3rd shift this weekend and just bought four of those to take with her. She's never tried them before. I wonder if she'll have the same reaction.

Strawloween 98,023 37
10/02/2010 08:59 PM

I don't expect much from the healthychoice/leancuisine/smartones, I mean, it's just a way to fill the stomach at work and not pile on the calories too much.

Those steamers, every single one of them, was a fail. I think it is because the sauce is cooked separately from the rest of the meal. The meat/starch/veggie part is always going to be bland, and the only way it is edible is if they absorb the sauce during the cooking process. These Frost-ing steamers take that part away, so even though you have the sauce, it is only coating the nuggets of crap.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
10/02/2010 09:41 PM

I would serve barbecue. Because if he doesn't like barbecue, he really can't be the devil.

The Terrible Ravos 63,472 21
10/03/2010 10:45 AM

The grocery store had a sale on the Healthy Choice Cafe Steamers so I bought four. They were all nasty, even by frozen meal standards. But this one was especially heinous

If you think the Mediterranean one was bad, wait until you try their new Cleaveland Steamer!

Strawloween 98,023 37
10/03/2010 11:26 AM

That's going to be my new nickname for them.