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"Downsized Dora" HIts the Shelves -- and the Streets
A comedy article by HenryHarveyComedyGod 448 8
10/08/2010 11:18 PM 451 views
In the wake of the firing of Caitlin Sanchez, the actress who supplied the voice for cartoon character Dora the Explorer, Fisher Price in association with Nickelodeon and Total Bastard Electronics of Taipei has released the "Downsized Dora" doll.



Sanchez was released when her voice no longer sounded young enough. The teen commented from her home: "Frost those mother-Frosters anyway. I never liked the show and Boots the monkey was an Emerson to work with. Now can you help me find my goddamn whisky and cigarettes?"

"Downsized Dora" can say "I'm unemployed" in English and Spanish and comes complete with no job, no hope and no future.

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"Downsized Dora" HIts the Shelves -- and the Streets

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Drewcifer aka JackyMaille 46,366 58
10/10/2010 02:33 PM

I like Ni Hao Kai-Lan better. At least she has some adult supervision.
 

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The Hills Have Pram 80,728 42
10/10/2010 08:18 PM

"Downsized Dora" can say "I'm unemployed" in English and Spanish and comes complete with no job, no hope and no future.

Kind of like most people who immigrate here illegally!
 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054175786
Johnny Plankton 4,102 27
10/12/2010 08:52 AM

I'm sure she can find a job working for some rich people who vote Republican but want to keep the "stinkin illegals" where they belong - after they find one to mow their lawn.
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