25 Hot Girls in a Chat Room A video
by Luke McKinney 11,193 112 10/14/2010 12:05 PM 23539 views
Chatroulette pranks are about as original as a Dane Cook joke, and just about as funny, but this one's worth it. It's an iPhone compared to Alexander Graham Bell's first call -- not a new idea, but incredibly cool. This video is stuffed with fantasy romance and tragedy; it's the Romeo and Juliet of YouTube, only with hot girls dancing in bikinis.
Right side: paid actress. Left side: PURE JOY
It's a perfect prank progression, with a seemingly random connection to an online girl cascading into a sapphic fantasy, as more and more of her friends arrive. And we don't just mean arrive in the room, we mean arrive from the shower, or from a not-quite-underage-high-school, or from the back clinic to help me stop bending over and exposing my tits all the time."
Are you titillated yet, or should I show my tits more?
Omigosh, I just came from your subconscious -- I mean, band camp!
At least he's shaking his hand above the desk
It's a constant cavalcade of unbelievable improvement, a video record of how the male brain simply switches off when exposed to too much femalonium.
But the best bit comes with the reveal, as the prankster shows he was just pointing his camera at a YouTube video...
Ha ha, I had nothing better to do than let you live your dream for a few minutes. SUCKER!
...when the prankee continues to be an incredible embodiment of pure emotion.
I am Jack's extreme displeasure
And to his credit, he stays on the line. No instant disgusted disconnect for this man, this incarnation of living in the moment -- he knows that he has been defeated, and that it is now his honorable duty to stick out everything coming his way from the victor. Even the knowledge it's all going on YouTube can't damp his spirits, or even his politeness!
This pure gentleman could thank his executioner, and we'd respect him for that too.
So who wins here? Well, we've got the spherical Emerson on the right who clearly hasn't sat up straight for at least a week, giving the double-finger and shouting "Dumbass!" at kids online for daring to dream of a better world. And we've got a gracious soul who displays purer happiness than a litter of puppies, got to live in his heaven for three whole minutes, then admitted and accepted defeat.
We think the target won this time. God speed, young man, and may the rest of your life be even more fun than that video.