Drewcifer aka JackyMaille 46,366 58
10/23/2010 09:47 PM

I'll bet her kids weren't amused.

Scary Halloween Panda 181,795 70
10/23/2010 09:51 PM

Note to John:

No Zug events at zoos.

Chit 178,781 15
10/23/2010 09:55 PM

Wow... Dasypygal's stock just shot way up as a Secret Santa.

Dasypygal. It's BAaaack! 14,811 17
10/23/2010 09:56 PM

I'll bet her kids weren't amused.


I'll catch them next year.

Not Phla 131,068 34
10/23/2010 10:55 PM

Just when I didn't think it was possible, you found a way to further scare the Shakespeare out of me.

Dasypygal. It's BAaaack! 14,811 17
10/23/2010 11:00 PM

at least I wasn't wearing my rose colored aviation framed sunglasses!


Lucky you.

Pramtergeist 80,728 42
10/23/2010 11:02 PM

Blah blah blah Pram, blah blah blah would get his penis bit off trying to put them on, blah.

The Ancient Fifer 186,133 44
10/24/2010 12:58 AM

It's official: Dasypygal is now ZuG's biggest redneck. It's not just the gator hunting, but the gator hunting combined with backyard butchering on a tarp-covered piece of old plywood. Stay classy, girl.


By the way, what did you do with the legs? The head seems to still be attached to the eatin' portion, but the legs are gone. You eat the beak, but not the feet?

Declan McManus, as Gomez Addams 131,891 36
10/24/2010 01:12 AM

I am BITTERLY disappointed with everyone who has replied so far:


"I sexed it and she is a she."

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
10/24/2010 02:43 AM

"I sexed it and she is a she."

Isn't that the new ABC reality show, Cajun Lesbian?

Not Phla 131,068 34
10/24/2010 02:48 AM

Don't go near any alligators in the Soviet Union. I'm just saying.

Declan McManus, as Gomez Addams 131,891 36
10/24/2010 02:53 AM

Alligator skin you?

Chit 178,781 15
10/24/2010 04:08 AM

I wonder if Declan knew that "sexing" a gator involves sticking a finger in their cloaca?

Princess Leia's Bikini 62,262 18
10/24/2010 08:27 AM

That second photo makes me wonder; anyone heard from Trixxie lately?

Your What?! Hurts? 5,582 10
10/24/2010 11:55 AM

Who knew that skinning a gator involved a bow saw?


And there's much less blood on the non-gator participants than I would have expected. Movies lie, apparently.

Evil Shell 77,143 25
10/24/2010 11:56 AM

If Dasypygal should ever offer to paint your nails, RUN!

Strawloween 98,023 37
10/24/2010 12:27 PM

The only thing that would tempt me to kill a gator and turn it into shoes is if it had swallowed El Corazon.

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Declan McManus, as Gomez Addams 131,891 36
10/24/2010 01:55 PM

Not that obscure, Straw.


Jack T. had some handsome boots made from that yaller bellied 'gator.


Chit, I did know that alligators have cloacas. Most non-mammals do. It's Latin for "sewer." Didja know that?

Pramtergeist 80,728 42
10/24/2010 02:20 PM

Heh, that would be great in a pickup line. "hey, baby. Your crawl cloaca or mine?"

Dasypygal. It's BAaaack! 14,811 17
10/24/2010 10:59 PM

By the way, what did you do with the legs? The head seems to still be attached to the eatin' portion, but the legs are gone. You eat the beak, but not the feet?

The legs are in the freezer.
I'll use them for stew or make fried alligator 'wings'. OR...my secret santa victim may get lucky! But first I'll have to get the nail polish off of the nails because I wouldn't want to frighten anyone.
I am a proper person, and a proper person doesn't do that.


P.S. I am not a redneck. I quit chewing tabacco years ago!

Closet Friend 7,665 11
10/24/2010 11:34 PM

Did the same thing with a large Idaho Russet years back. Made a necklace with the eyes, too...

Fortunecookie 222 6
10/24/2010 11:44 PM

You can tell they're not that redneck, that's a Heineken and a bud light in the picture. If they were redneck you'd see Natty light. You get a case of 24 Natty for what you pay for six of them fancy beers.

Fortunecookie 222 6
10/24/2010 11:50 PM

Though you did kinda gussy her up like a Lot Lizard.

imoverhere 105 7
10/24/2010 11:58 PM

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What did you do to get that alligator?

imoverhere 105 7
10/25/2010 12:00 AM

will it work this time?

KChiki - OMG I GLOW IN TEH DARK!!! 128,446 98
10/25/2010 09:38 AM

I'm slightly disturbed, even though I respectfully fear gators. I'm just not thrilled to see them without any skin.

BLARGH.

Pramtergeist 80,728 42
10/25/2010 11:14 AM

MMMMMmmmmmm...



Hell yeah.

Scary Halloween Panda 181,795 70
10/25/2010 12:27 PM

Those are really cute shoes. Too bad now all I can think of now is slipping my foot into them and ... and ... and I can't finish this thought.

Pramtergeist 80,728 42
10/25/2010 05:08 PM

WTF are you talking about? Even I don't think shoes are cute. They're pieces of dead animal, fabric, and rubber. I think they're hot, but not cute. Puppies are cute. Shoes are coverings intended to hide the ugliest part of the human body. I just happen to use them to hide my ugliest body part. Frictiously.

But I think shoes are cool-looking, sexy, and hot. Even if I was drunk, I wouldn't think shoes were cute.

Pramtergeist 80,728 42
10/25/2010 05:09 PM

P.S., I WEAR A RAINCOAT.

Under a Sheet - a spooky ghost 101,398 77
10/25/2010 05:26 PM

You know, I honestly didn't need that much detailed information. Thanks though, Pram.

FratbOOry 283,051 53
10/25/2010 05:36 PM

There's an alligator up at the top of the thread killed, legs removed and laying next to it's own skin and it was PRAM's comments that were too much??

It's Marmite, FFS... 12,955 12
10/25/2010 05:36 PM

I wonder if Declan knew that "sexing" a gator involves sticking a finger in their cloaca?



Fapped. Myself. Raw.

The Ancient Fifer 186,133 44
10/25/2010 06:00 PM

Natty light?


I said she was a redneck, not white trash.

The Ancient Fifer 186,133 44
10/25/2010 06:01 PM

Shoes are coverings intended to hide the ugliest part of the human body.



Pram: officially dead to me.

Scary Halloween Panda 181,795 70
10/25/2010 07:54 PM

WTF are you talking about? Even I don't think shoes are cute. They're pieces of dead animal, fabric, and rubber. I think they're hot, but not cute. Puppies are cute. Shoes are coverings intended to hide the ugliest part of the human body. I just happen to use them to hide my ugliest body part. Frictiously.

But I think shoes are cool-looking, sexy, and hot. Even if I was drunk, I wouldn't think shoes were cute.



This statement really serves to illustrate how little understanding you have of actual women.

Which is why you find it necessary to do what you do.

Which grosses women out.

Which is why the normal ones won't give you the time of day.

Which is why you have no clue about women.

Pramtergeist 80,728 42
10/25/2010 08:08 PM

Before I die, I see the ring.

Scary Halloween Panda 181,795 70
10/25/2010 08:11 PM

I win at the internet.

Declan McManus, as Gomez Addams 131,891 36
10/26/2010 04:49 AM

I win at the internet.


You certainly do, dear Panda.

Pramtergeist 80,728 42
10/26/2010 10:52 AM

You hurt me, Panda. In a way that I can never recover frOH MY GOD THEY ARE COVERED IN SEQUINS!