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ZUG Going Down in 3 ... 2 ... 1
A comedy conversation by John Hargrave 128,751 73
11/10/2010 12:05 PM 259 views

Got to take the site down for some unexpected maintenance today. We apologize in advance for any comedy withdrawals you may experience.

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25 Comments on "

ZUG Going Down in 3 ... 2 ... 1

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(Funniest: Midgets,KChiki watches you while you post!,MungChamp)


Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054179594
Dasypygal is thankful 4 darkmeat 14,811 17
11/10/2010 12:06 PM

NOOooooooooooo! I can't be expected to go back to work!!!

 

Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054179595
KChiki watches you while you post! 128,446 98
11/10/2010 12:06 PM

First to p.......

 

Funny 4 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054179596
KChiki watches you while you post! 128,446 98
11/10/2010 12:07 PM

DAMMIT!

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054179597
The Mailman 176,467 56
11/10/2010 12:08 PM

Too bad. I was just about to post an article that would most certainly have gone viral in a matter of minutes and brought in gazillion hits. When ZUG comes back up, the momentum will be gone and it will be too late.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054179599
KChiki watches you while you post! 128,446 98
11/10/2010 12:11 PM

I'm in spinchat!

 

Hilarious 23 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054179600
MungChamp 35,891 35
11/10/2010 12:13 PM

Frat attack at ZuG central!

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054179601
The Mailman 176,467 56
11/10/2010 12:13 PM

I guess I'll take my article elsewhere. You'll be able to google it. Simply search for the phrase "How to force a website to schedule an unexpected maintenance period."

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054179605
Spicey McHaggis 117,791 37
11/10/2010 12:18 PM

Haha. Clever prank, John. I'm not falling for it.

 

Hilarious 10 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054179608
The Mailman 176,467 56
11/10/2010 12:28 PM

ZUG Going Down in 3 ... 2 ... 1

On whom exactly is ZUG going down? So far I'm feeling nothing, besides being left out.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054179610
KChiki watches you while you post! 128,446 98
11/10/2010 12:30 PM

HUSH! You're harshing my mellow.

Mmmm...

 

Funny 4 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054179611
Sarah PaIin: dinosaurs wore saddles 39,193 20
11/10/2010 12:32 PM

So this is going to be like the Superbowl prank, right? We wait and wait and nothing really happens?

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054179612
KChiki watches you while you post! 128,446 98
11/10/2010 12:32 PM

I mean...that's just nasty!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054179613
Sarah PaIin: dinosaurs wore saddles 39,193 20
11/10/2010 12:35 PM

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry!

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054179614
Uncle Ravos' muffin glaze 63,472 21
11/10/2010 12:41 PM

If you keep taunting him, he might just do it. Stop provoking him, for the love of God!

 

Hilarious 10 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054179615
Manhole 21,658 29
11/10/2010 12:45 PM

Don't quote me, but I think he's replacing the 2-prong extension cord with a more robust 3-prong he got from the Salvation Army.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054179616
John Hargrave 128,751 73
11/10/2010 12:46 PM

Not a prank.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054179618
Straw Potato Pie 98,023 37
11/10/2010 12:48 PM

Has the site gone down yet?





































How about now?

 

Hilarious 9 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054179619
The Mailman 176,467 56
11/10/2010 12:52 PM

Not a prank.

ZUG being disrupted because of Turkey? It's 2005 all over again!

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054179620
KChiki watches you while you post! 128,446 98
11/10/2010 12:58 PM

I don't own a beret. Does this mean I have to go home?

 

Hilarious 10 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054179624
Shell Belle 77,143 25
11/10/2010 01:59 PM

My "Reasons Why I Love Mung" list just got bigger.


Just kidding. I don't keep an actual list. If I did have one, I most certainly wouldn't pin it to my bedroom wall surrounded by pictures of you that I took at Zug15. No way. That would be creepy.

 

Funny 10 votes 3.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054179884
John Hargrave 128,751 73
11/11/2010 10:10 PM

Well, it turns out we didn't need to take down the site after all.

But we will be taking down the hacker who caused us 48 hours of chaos.

As soon as we trace him to his parent's basement in Hungary.

 

Side-splitting 4 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054179887
Midgets 96,151 48
11/11/2010 11:12 PM

Bastards.

How dare they wreck havoc on our fine, fine search feature.

 

Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054179902
KChiki watches you while you post! 128,446 98
11/12/2010 08:27 AM

At one point in my dream last night, I went to post something on ZUG and every page I tried to browse to had the hacker's page up instead.

I really need to get a life away from here.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054179911
TurkDuckChakens 286,642 61
11/12/2010 09:46 AM

Was that the moon and sickle thing that you got when you tried to use search yesterday?

That splains some stuff.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054180033
Pram 80,728 42
11/14/2010 10:33 AM

We apologize in advance for any comedy withdrawals you may experience.

I had to go on Methadone.