Come to my boudoir A comedy conversation
by Shell Belle 77,143 25 11/10/2010 09:39 PM 404 views
As a lot of you know, last week I had some boudoir pictures taken. I had my hair and makeup professionally done, and got to strike poses wearing three different outfits of lingerie.
At first I felt kind of silly, but I ended up having a lot of fun. The photographer gave me over a hundred proofs to choose from. I am happy with how they turned out. That's why I am indulging in some shameless attention whoring.
The proofs in this gallery haven't been airbrushed or retouched in any way yet, so there is some errant flab in a few of them. That's alright. I'm old.
To view the gallery, you will need the access code: e16d980e
That's why I am indulging in some shameless attention whoring.
You look fantastic, Shelle. I don't see how a male ZUG member will ever be able to compete in the monthly rankings when girls have that kind of weapon at their disposal.
Wait a minute. I may have an idea.
Click this post or I'll post boudoir photos of my own.
Also, guys*, if we play this right, if we play them off each other, we could have a total Diana/Shell throw-down. Before you know it they'll be posting hardcore scat porn.
Your serve, Diana. I don't think you've got what it takes to top this.
(ok, guys, now you've got to egg her on)
*and, let's face it, most of the girls in this place.
Smokin' hot photos. I'm a girl, so I can appreciate them for all the sexay they portray, and also compliment your choice of lingerie and how beautiful your eye makeup turned out. All without trying to touch myself in the process.
Diana, I was IMing with Shell* and she says you're probably just chicken and your cleavage isn't worth showing off anyway and if you ever posted a picture of yourself wearing nothing but a single Post-It note with "Jim was here" written on it you would probably just be laughed right off Zug.
Are you seriously going to take that from her?
*conversation may have only happened in Nutbutter's head.
Well that took balls. I expected a link to the best of the airbrushed best but a link to your all and all pre-clean up? You're a brave woman with nothing to be ashamed of.
#96 earns the chickens gravy.
This seems like a much better idea once you see the results.
I expected a link to the best of the airbrushed best
I had expected them to need lots of airbrushing. The photographer outsources the editing of the really tough shots to a company that specializes in that sort of thing. I was sure that a few would require that special help. Surprisingly they don't. That woman is a master at posing people to hide their flaws.
There are two shots where my left boob was trying to escape that are going to require a little tuck. Then in a couple of shots my hands are starting to turn purple. It was cold in there, as some of the shots in the purple bra can attest to.
I'm pretty sure that when 94 was snapped, you were thinking, "Get over here, fife boy!"
Right?
Great pictures, all around. And I have to say that although I'm usually a fan of black lingerie, you look awesome in colors! And I also have to say thank you for the (almost) age appropriate spanking material.
The great thing to me, Shell, is that everyone seems to have different favorites.
Is everybody else also rushing back to the photo gallery, quickly entering the password, which by now has been memorized, and frantically clicking through the thumbnails every time someone new says which picture is their favourite?
...
Ok, so it's not just me then. By the way, my favorite is #134. Shelle looks absolutely divine in red.
I really think that you should wear these ghost hunting and see what kind of reactions you get from the spirits. If you need help with wardrobe changes and protection from naughty spirits I would of course be glad to help.
Sorry, Whistler. I was in a hurry to get home and scare my kids with my heavy makeup and huge eyelashes. My son thought I was dressed up for Halloween. He refused to look me in the eyes until I washed everything off.
By the way, you guys have it all wrong with encouraging a throwdown between Diana and me. We loves each other.
If you play your cards right though, we would possibly consider posing together at the next gathering. I see us standing boob to boob with matching bras.
If you play your cards right though, we would possibly consider posing together at the next gathering. I see us standing boob to boob with matching bras.
You'll have to do better than that to impress this crowd. I remember a picture taken at ZUG10 of Roofie and Trae standing bare boob to bare boob. On a completely unrelated note, several people here have told me that I take good pictures.
I remember a picture taken at ZUG10 of Roofie and Trae standing bare boob to bare boob. On a completely unrelated note, several people here have told me that I take good pictures.
1. While said photo shoot was happening, I was closer than the photographer. It was awesome to be me that day.
2. Yeah. There is no two. I just wanted to remind you all that I was up close and personal and now that we've set the bar there I'm going to need to be there for all boob to boob experiences.
Also, guys*, if we play this right, if we play them off each other, we could have a total Diana/Shell throw-down. Before you know it they'll be posting hardcore scat porn.
Better be careful Nutbutter, You mentioned Scat porn and now Popinator may post pictures of her own!
Pardon me for resurrecting this thread, but the gallery for the 20 I selected to have edited are up.
I am supposed to let her know if she missed anything, but I am currently under the influence of NyQuil and am having fever induced hallucinations. Earlier I had an hour long conversation with an imaginary squirrel that I called Bill. He kept throwing acorns at my head.
And no, we can't put someone else's head on the picture.
Earlier I had an hour long conversation with an imaginary squirrel that I called Bill. He kept throwing acorns at my head.
If I were Freud, I would deduce that the squirrel is a subconscious representation of me, and that the act of throwing the acorns was an invite to play a game of catch. I would then conclude that your subconscious mind is telling you, that you want to play with my nuts.
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