Dianerda 57,835 109 pushes glasses up the bridge of her nose
12/03/2010 04:35 PM

Man was not created with original sin, he was created with choice. He chose to sin.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
12/03/2010 04:39 PM

The biggest miracle of Jesus is that he and his family are the only white folks in the Middle East.

SIV9939 13,642 16
12/03/2010 04:40 PM

I'm taking bets on who will be the first to post, Grumpy Whistler or Zealous Declan.

Thud 68,525 19
12/03/2010 05:51 PM

And once again we connect to Holy Zombie Day.

My church is accepting new members until the end of the month.

Popanator 1,144 4
12/03/2010 05:51 PM

Hey, God created poopies, so why doesn't everyone love poopies? He made each delicious little corn laden morsel for all of us to enjoy. Why not enjoy the artwork of the little poopie splattering out of the poopie hole leaving a nice artful streak accross my underwear which I will later lick.

Your What? Hurts?! 5,582 10
12/03/2010 06:56 PM

Everytime you post, I'm stunned no one's shot you yet.

Panda's been hitting the eggnog 181,795 70
12/03/2010 08:48 PM

I am at a church...I opened this thread....I saw that picture....

If I weren't already bbound for hell, that would have done it.

The Ancient Fifer 186,138 44
12/03/2010 09:23 PM

They should never have exempted churches from the Americans with Disabilities Act.

Your What? Hurts?! 5,582 10
12/04/2010 08:23 AM

WTF? That's Superman for cryin' out loud! Get up & fly, ya Poe. Those stairs aren't kryptonite!

Jesus Don't Want Me For a Sleighbell 4,199 12
12/04/2010 08:49 AM

Doh! I thought it was Steven Hawkin for a minute there.

(It would have been funnier if it were Steven Hawkin.)

The Decked in Holly Priestess 58,986 29
12/04/2010 09:07 AM

Superman drank the spinal fluid of babies. Do you really think he gets to go to heaven?

t7e 1 4
12/06/2010 10:38 PM

lol

Declan McManus as George Bailey 131,891 36
12/07/2010 01:11 AM

If you weren't so bloodyminded bullheaded, brother--


At my church, we have a full-size elevator, wheelchair ramps, assistive listening electronics, signs in braille, barrier-free restrooms.......


Of course, we are one of the most progressive congregations in the county, if not the state.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
12/07/2010 03:29 AM

If I was created in god's image, why didn't he do a few crunches first, for god's sake?

The Ancient Fifer 186,138 44
12/07/2010 02:22 PM

we are one of the most progressive congregations in the county, if not the state.


You've lived there your entire life, so it makes sense that you don't really understand this, but when you say that about a group of people from Kent, Ohio, what the rest of the world sees is this:

We are the biggest bunch of dirty old hippies in the county, if not the state.

BisectYouAll 5,200 15
12/07/2010 05:08 PM

Steven ... "Hawkin"???

I think you mean Sadie Hawkin and either way, talking about a dance when referring to a crypal in a wheelchair is just wrong.

Besides, if a wheelchair-person ever did get to Heaven (not likely), there is no doubt Jesus would have his slaves carry the person up the steps. I mean, get real!

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
12/07/2010 05:21 PM

Yeah, they don't let retards in to heaven either. You're Frosted.

Shemp: Back in the saddle again 22,222 17
12/07/2010 10:38 PM

A man was walking down the beach, and he saw two sets of footprints behind him. One set was his, The other were the Lord's who appeared and gave the man a horse. Then it was just the man with the horse left to walk the beach. Some times the man would ride the horse, other times the horse just seemed to vanish. One day after the horse had been gone for some time, The Lord appeared to the man again. The man asked, "Lord where is my horse, and where have you gone when I needed You?". The Lord said, "I have been with you all along, and so has the horse. I have helped you on and off the horse many times. Now its time for you to do me a solid. Since I helped you off the horse, you must now help me to jack off the horse". The man took a look at the giant, throbbing horse dong, and saith, "Lord, Lord I know not if I can handle such a massive crank of such titanic proportions". And the Lord said, "Speak not unto me about such things. I have helped you off the horse through out your whole life, and now you cringe at the site of a 17 inch horse Coleridge?". So the man gave into God's will, and he pulled that holy pony's bologna for all it was worth. And when all was done, God saw that it was good. And he smiled upon the man. Gave him cab far home, and never called him again.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
12/07/2010 10:41 PM

God is a bit of a dick.

Straw La La La La 98,023 37
12/08/2010 12:05 AM

Bill, I love you in the way that wouldn't get me in trouble with Manhole.

Shemp: Back in the saddle again 22,222 17
12/08/2010 12:10 AM

Bill, I love you in the way that wouldn't get me in trouble with Manhole.


Bill, I love in the way that would get your manhole in trouble.











No lube is what I'm saying.










Awww, who the hell am I kidding? I like ya, I'd use a little spit.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
12/08/2010 12:12 AM

Bill, I don't really give a Frost about you.

Shemp: Back in the saddle again 22,222 17
12/08/2010 12:14 AM

I'd pretend I was spittin' punkin' seeds and your button hole was the bulls eye.

Shemp: Back in the saddle again 22,222 17
12/08/2010 12:15 AM

I've said too much...

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
12/08/2010 10:28 AM

Bill, I love you in the way that wouldn't get me in trouble with Manhole.

That's because I don't look 13.

Red makes Shemp look bloated 22,222 17
12/22/2010 03:29 AM

is my high power because it is as it will always bee. It is delicious and helathy too!



What bee?

I see no bee.

Was it a helathy bee?












And who the Frost 5 orb-ed that?

Please, oh please, don't encourage this Frost-ing guy.

I mean, I like poo as much as the next guy. But someone has to draw the line in the dung.