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THANKS SECRET SANTA!
A comedy conversation by Mr. Mike knows who's been naughty! 11,439 21
12/18/2010 09:17 AM 166 views

Well, Thursday I got home late from work and found a box on my porch.


Chaostails was my secret santa. (which his name was hard to read but after investigating, I finally figured it out.)

I was excited because I had just mailed out the presents to my victim earlier in the day....

Anyhow, I managed to shovel the driveway before I went and opened the box.

I got some nice things:


(Been looking for one of these in this size. I have one that is a mini bus. I want something to remind me of work, not my helmeted youth... So this was greatly appreciated!


I always think that the presents you are given, says what the giver thinks of you. Apparently, Chaostails thinks I am a big mouthed, naughty druggie? Just kidding, I like them. (You are right about the naughty part though!) But, a question, I love Mario Bros, but what is that mushroom supposed to be? A coaster?

I also got 3 packs of Lemonheads. I gave them to the kids on my bus in case they were leftover poison candy from Halloween because they saw me eating one pack and begged for some.


The best thing was this doll action figure to molest to display on my Red Sox shelf. He didn't know it but Jacoby Ellsbury is one of my favorite Red Sox players!

He also included a baseball card from a Red Sox player that I honestly don't even remember (Wayne Housie), A quick check of Wikipedia and I'm told that he was SUCH a great player, that they now let him manage a K-Mart in Southern California.

Finally there was this:


Now, I luckily sadly don't have a drive for this kind of disc, so I'll infect check it on my parents' computer in a few days. I don't know whats on it, and I am afraid loading its contents will bring the authorities to my house, but I'll report back when I have gotten out of jail checked it out.

Thanks Chaostails, you DA MAN!

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THANKS SECRET SANTA!

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Hilarious 10 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054183950
Candycane Panda w Gumdrop Eyes 181,795 70
12/18/2010 09:35 AM

Now, I luckily sadly don't have a drive for this kind of disc,

Maybe THATS a coaster.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054183951
Shell Belle 77,143 25
12/18/2010 09:44 AM

Apparently, Chaostails thinks I am a big mouthed, naughty druggie?

Well, aren't you?


Very nice! He clearly put a lot of thought into that gift.

 

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Mr. Mike knows who's been naughty! 11,439 21
12/18/2010 09:47 AM

Ok, ok Shelle, I'll admit to the loud mouthed part but the other part? I drive a school bus. I'd better not be a druggie!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054183954
Jeeni isn't not Naughty This Year 47,815 51
12/18/2010 10:01 AM

Horray! Very nice, Mr. Mike!

I'm going to guess there's either a midi sound collection or pr0n on the disk.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054183957
Mr. Mike knows who's been naughty! 11,439 21
12/18/2010 10:24 AM

pr0n? hmmm. I do like parodies and this sounds like a parody of TRON. I hope its as good as Spaceballs was!

 

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Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
12/18/2010 10:52 AM

Is that coaster made out of popbeads? My son went through a big pop bead phase so we have all manner of random useless plastic Shakespeare all over the house.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054183961
Mr. Mike knows who's been naughty! 11,439 21
12/18/2010 11:12 AM

I'd know if I knew what the hell pop beads were.

I do know one thing....

 

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Shell Belle 77,143 25
12/18/2010 11:33 AM

Is that coaster made out of popbeads? My son went through a big pop bead phase so we have all manner of random useless plastic Shakespeare all over the house.

Mine went through that phase too. Except that they never got creative enough to make anything other than squares. I throw a few of them away every few weeks while they're at school.

 

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Chaos the Fox 288 8
12/21/2010 12:42 AM

You're welcome Mr. Mike. The 1-up is a Perler Bead thing that I bought a convention, also I would just use the floppy as a coaster if I were you. I forgot what I put on it years ago. I just have a pile of them at my house. Does anyone else one some?