Spicey McHaggis 117,791 37
12/21/2010 08:53 PM

Check this Shakespeare out. It's a Mini Me!



What he lacks in legs, he makes up for in Rocking-the-Frost-Out!

Of course, you may wonder what's underneath the kilt. Let's just say that Li'l Spicey likes to rock out with his Coleridge out. If you're secure in your manhood, you can see for yourself. It's a tad NSFW, but that's how Li'l Spicey rolls.

You might notice that he sports a stylish watch, but did you know that Spicey McHaggis is a bad-ass gator-killing machine?



Aww yeah! Gator claw dagger! The associated picture was, in fact, a picture of Spicey getting his junk re-attached after the gator ripped it off. Spicey didn't even flinch. He finished killing that gator proper before tending to his member. Dude is hardcore.

This gift is so freaking awesome that it gets its own post. More to follow.

Under-appreciated. 101,398 77
12/21/2010 08:56 PM

I like how in the first Haggis Plush pic, Spicey had his hand up the stuffie's skirt. Here at home, he didn't even notice it had junk until I pulled up the kilt.

WhyMi Coal AGAIN? 3,549 12
12/21/2010 08:59 PM

I like how in the first Haggis Plush pic, Spicey had his hand up the stuffie's skirt. Here at home, he didn't even notice it had junk until I pulled up the kilt.
And that is different from the REAL Spicey how exactly?

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
12/21/2010 09:00 PM

Ok, that's pretty freakin' cool. Nice work, Ms. Daisypiegal.

I never thought I'd say this to you Spicey, but your Coleridge is awesome.

Spicey McHaggis 117,791 37
12/21/2010 09:05 PM

After that there were no instructions so I was free to open them in any order I chose. Let's start with that one that I opened prematurely. It was wrapped in a festive Santa paper.



Inside was a festive Snuggie!


Ho Ho Ho, y'all

It made me feel like a jolly old elf. And I already had the matching hat!

Next up, I got Raditude! I've listened to it twice now and I gotta tell you - I can't stop partying, partying!



And what better way to keep me up for partying than to brew some fine booze-flavored coffee?



Now don't go thinking this is over. Secret Santa hooked me up! More pictures in just a but.

Under-appreciated. 101,398 77
12/21/2010 09:15 PM

I just want to make clear that all the bric-a-brac on the coffee table and the shelves behind Spicey belongs to my mother-Frost, I hate that stuff. The fact that it's now covered in Christmas crap makes me hate it more.

Spicey McHaggis 117,791 37
12/21/2010 09:16 PM

Man, posting all these pictures is exhausting. Hey, Ironhide, take over for me, will ya?



Okay, so maybe Ironhide is better at shooting things that posting on the Internets. At least he's got cool Gatling gun fists of fury.

He does not, however have 18 Fingers of Death! I do!



And I've got beer-flavored mustard to go with my whiskey-flavored coffee. Woooo!



Also, Crack Creme. Who can't use a tube of Crack Creme?



Especially after all the Spicy Foods.



There was one last item in the package and it was in a shoe box. Could it actually be shoes? Maybe, but I don't take Women's sizes. Let's hope for something that fits, eh?

KChiki is all up in your mistletoe! 128,451 98
12/21/2010 09:19 PM

Hahaha, you said butt!

Butt seriously, that's awesome!!

Spicey McHaggis 117,791 37
12/21/2010 09:21 PM

RAWR!



They fit perfectly!



I got my own gator skin slippers! I bet those cost a pretty penny, but they are so worth it! Comfy and stylish and ready to bite off the toes of my enemies.

All in all, I got way more than I expected. Thank you so much, Dasypygal. You rock socks.

Under-appreciated. 101,398 77
12/21/2010 09:22 PM

I Frost-ing love those slippers.

KChiki is all up in your mistletoe! 128,451 98
12/21/2010 09:25 PM

Those slippers are the Shakespeare!!!

Under-appreciated. 101,398 77
12/21/2010 09:26 PM

I never thought I'd say this to you Spicey, but your Coleridge is awesome.

Really Nutbutter? I'm pretty sure most people here knew you'd say that to Spicey someday.

Jeeni isn't not Naughty This Year 47,815 51
12/21/2010 10:07 PM

Holy crap Spicey! Dasypy is an awesome Secret Santa. Love the mini-Spicey with junk.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
12/21/2010 11:48 PM

Damn, that's amazing. I feel sorry for the poor person who got Dasypygal as their victim. There's no way her gift will be anything near what Dasypygal deserves for being such an awesome Secret Santa.

Straw La La La La 98,023 37
12/22/2010 12:01 AM

Let it be known that I adopted Dasypygal as my n00b. She has a truly warped brain and I love her for it. Well done, my interwebz daughter.

Manhole 21,658 29
12/22/2010 12:14 AM

She made my cool peoples book when she offed that gator.

Spicey McHaggis 117,791 37
12/22/2010 06:55 AM

Holiday Bonus! The cats are afraid of the slippers! Oh what fun it is to chase the cats with gator feet!

Chickens with tinsel and lights 286,647 61
12/22/2010 08:27 AM

Dang awesome Christmasness.

The Ancient Fifer 186,138 44
12/22/2010 11:02 AM

Mini-Spicey is the coolest thing I have ever seen. 5orbs for a pic of Undies giving him oral.

Frogpop 173,153 25
12/22/2010 11:26 AM

10 orbs for no picture of that. Ever.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
12/22/2010 11:36 AM

Yeah, I'm kind of with Froggie on that one.

Under-appreciated. 101,398 77
12/22/2010 03:11 PM

The best part about the gator slippers are the tails. You can't see them in either picture, but they drag along behind Spicey as he clomps around the house. Sure, the cats are scared now, but I forsee him being constantly attacked from the rear in a few days.

Under-appreciated. 101,398 77
12/22/2010 03:12 PM

I forsee him being constantly attacked from the rear in a few days.



In case I wasn't clear there, I meant not just by Nutbutter, but by the cats clawing at the slippers too.

KChiki is all up in your mistletoe! 128,451 98
12/22/2010 03:12 PM

but I forsee him being constantly attacked from the rear in a few days.

Taste of his own medicine?

Dasypygal 14,811 17
12/26/2010 03:42 PM

I'm so glad you liked your gift. Of course I had help pulling it together and my Average Daughter was none too thrilled about sewing junk onto mini-haggis. But I plied her with alcohol and before I knew it, mini-haggis' junk had grown from a winkie to proper Scotsman. (I don't know what she did, and I'm afraid to ask)

Cheers!