Luke McKinney 11,193 112
12/23/2010 11:12 PM

Then the next visitor, if they're lucky enough to be male, must ask themselves:
"Do I go somewhere else? Or puShakespeare off? OR BET ON HAVING ENOUGH GAS IN THE TANK TO CARVE MY WAY THROUGH?"

Those options are in order of increasing manliness.

Mr. Mike knows who's been naughty! 11,439 21
12/24/2010 12:29 PM

you forgot the ULTIMATE of manly, Peeing your name in the snow!

Drewcifer aka Smokey the Chinchilla 46,366 58
12/25/2010 12:15 AM

Dare I ask...

Was it corn-laden?

RedRage187 153 7
12/26/2010 05:24 PM

On the wall was written, "Goatse was here!"

Nemephosis 209 5
12/26/2010 10:28 PM

Tiny Tim didn't realize there was a time and a place for everything, and this was neither. (Think about it)

Gonzo 20,522 17
12/27/2010 08:54 AM

Huh. Clarence Boddicker really wasn't kidding, I guess.

Brad Poynter 36,184 48
12/27/2010 09:07 AM

you forgot the ULTIMATE of manly, Peeing your name in the snow in someone else's handwriting!

fixed!

Popanator 1,144 4
12/28/2010 07:54 PM

It would be better if it was delicious corn laden poo overflowing the toilet. I would lick that up! I would eat all the delicious pooey juices! Now the snow is incovient. I have to dig though it to find the delicious frozen brown snow. Mmmmmmmmmmmm..........

Mr. Mike 11,439 21
12/28/2010 10:52 PM

you forgot the ULTIMATE of manly, Peeing your name in the snow in someone else's handwriting!

fixed!

FAG!

Fratberry 283,052 53
12/29/2010 05:24 PM

"Frosty the Snowman gets a swirly"

"Happy Birthdblrghwrglbrlghr!"

Dinomyar 266 8
01/05/2011 12:52 PM

Honey, What exactly was the "special" ingredient that you were putting in my drinks last night?

BisectYouAll 5,200 15
01/07/2011 01:54 PM

Don't fluShakespeare yet! I think it looks like the Virgin Mary!

Honethla 44 5
01/08/2011 02:29 AM

Most coke mules aren't lucky enough to make it to the bathroom when those ballons start bursting.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
01/08/2011 11:47 AM

Man, someone needs to lay off the cauliflower.

RedRage187 153 7
01/08/2011 10:37 PM

One million snow cones + excessive laxatives = see above picture

Honethla 44 5
01/23/2011 04:01 PM

Santa gets to use the chimney while Frosty and all other snowmen have to use the service entrance.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
01/23/2011 04:47 PM

Hey look. There's a bunch of snow in that toilet! Wow!

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
01/23/2011 04:48 PM

What? Everyone else can type a bunch of stupid Shakespeare. Why not me?

Honethla 44 5
01/31/2011 02:45 AM

This isn't the worst part about using public restrooms in Alaska in the middle of winter, the worst is sitting down and getting frostbite.

Diu lee 48 6
02/07/2011 07:51 AM

Taking a dump on sundae.

xentar 473 7
02/23/2011 02:09 PM

Sometimes, it comes back.

Drewcifer aka A.R. Kane 46,366 58
02/23/2011 02:51 PM

I hate it when drunk polar bears crash my parties and puke, then not flush the toilet.

Ricky Moist 31 5
02/24/2011 03:18 PM

This picture and following comments would probably be funnier if you weren't the gas station attendant.

heiszedd 10 7
02/24/2011 07:43 PM

"We will go back to having you get the bathroom key from the attendant. The staff is tired of having to clean up after whipped cream sex."

Tunacrab 48 12
02/24/2011 08:01 PM

Kinda brings a new meaning to "foaming the bowl."

Atomizer X 3 5
03/03/2011 09:55 PM

In Soviet Russia...toilet s***'s on you!

Domer 15 4
03/04/2011 12:31 AM

Charlie Sheen attempts to flush his personal stash before the cops come through the door.

cageliner 20 5
03/05/2011 08:35 PM

The iceman cometh and didn't flusheth.

PacificPhi - Back In Action 1,860 6
03/08/2011 03:56 PM

Tuesday.

Drewcifer aka Dicko 46,366 58
03/08/2011 04:16 PM

Hey John, do you think you can find another picture for the front page? It's freakin' March already.

Drewcifer aka Dicko 46,366 58
03/08/2011 04:24 PM

Headline on PoliticalWire.com:

Maine Republicans Still Want to Dump Snowe

Can this thread die now?

BisectYouBAlls 5,200 15
03/08/2011 04:44 PM

The picture still looks like the Virgin Mary to me. But, I'm sure she's not a virgin anymore.

Tacyellaomzig 25 4
03/21/2011 04:09 PM

Looks like a visit from the abdominal snowman........

Eric Malteca 110 6
03/29/2011 07:26 PM

'When the Tsunami struck, those sitting on toilets were propelled up to 30 feet in the air.'

ThrashO 20 0
06/09/2011 07:44 PM

Worst snow cone ever.

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
07/13/2011 10:57 PM

How 40 year old virgin should have ended.

suzy creamcheese 3,009 9
07/24/2011 03:29 PM

The last funny picture John Hargrave could find that hadn't already been "cheezburg'd", "photobombed" or "Wal-Mart people'd" on another site.