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01/01/2011 09:30 AM

There were all these murders going on in my neighborhood, and I was a detective sent in to solve the case. I had a trenchcoat and a fedora, so I was totally legit. Corpses kept turning up in the woods ,“ people had FORKS buried in their backs!

The entire first part of my dream was me running around in the rain, in the dark, trying to avoid being killed by the murderer while gathering clues.

The second part started with lots of GABbers sitting around on a large sectional sofa together, with me about to name the murderer. Unfortunately, I was interrupted by Frat, who announced that he was getting married to a large slice of cake sitting next to him. Everyone cheered and gave out their congratulations, while I just sat there in shock. The cake was the killer!

Before I could say anything, the wedding was held, and then we were all seated around on the sofa again. I promptly forgot about all the murders, because people started passing around letters that they received while we were all on Frat's honeymoon.

Apparently all the GABbers had tagged along. The honeymoon was held at ,"GAB Sleep-Away Camp.,

Even though everyone was at this camp together, we had written each other letters about our time there. Kchiki decided to share her letter first, and then others quickly followed. Most of the letters were typical camp notes, but I gasped when I was handed one that started ,"The BEST part of camp was when I Frosted Holly.,

I looked around the room, but no one would meet my eyes. Spicey had not gone on this trip, and I was terrified that I had cheated on him. I continued reading the letter and saw that it was signed by Shelle Bell. That made everything ok, even though I couldn't remember having sex with her.

Brad was there, on the couch, and he leaned over to give me a high-five.

That was when I dreamed that I left my house, and went to Millie's wedding.

Cruz. Limited Est. 1985 9,993 12
01/01/2011 10:01 AM

You're so lucky that you can fit so much dreaming into such a small space in time. For me to have dreamt that much I'd have to have been asleep from mid-July.

SIV9939 13,642 16
01/01/2011 10:59 AM

The entire first part of my dream was me running around in the rain, in the dark, trying to avoid being killed by the murderer while gathering clues.

If only Dogs was their, you could have borrowed parts of his Secret Santa gift.

TopHatSnake 3,479 10
01/01/2011 11:08 AM

Undies, could I get your before-bed cocktail recipe?


No reason.

Straw La La La La 98,023 37
01/01/2011 11:23 AM

You need to write this into a script for Hollywood. You'd get the cake watching demographic as well as the slasher movie demographic. Frat could be played by Matt Damon, and Lady Gaga would play the killer cake.

Pubah 56,851 18
01/01/2011 12:09 PM

Happy for you, Millie...you're a wonderful woman and deserve to be loved.
Jealous of you Daisypie...lucky bastard...treat her right or I'll hunt you down and...flog you with a dead sea bass.

Be happy you two...take care of each other...don't end up homeless, bitter and alone like The Pubah...

*Cries and runs away*

Dianasaur 57,835 109
01/01/2011 12:25 PM

It was a dream, Pubah..

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
01/01/2011 12:54 PM

Then he kissed me and went downstairs to make breakfast.




Is that a euphemism? I bet it is.

Decaf Chickens 286,647 61
01/01/2011 01:12 PM

It was a dream, Pubah..


So's Pubah being happily married.

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01/01/2011 03:56 PM

I actually didn't drink anything last night at all. This is the second year that we've hosted a kid party and little Michigan invited a bunch of friends over to shoot off diet coke cannons, fueled by Mentos. So no alcohol. Besides, this is just ONE whacked out dream. I have them all the time.


The best thing about Frat's cakewife was that she had thick buttercream icing. I would have hit that Shakespeare faster than Shelle, that's for sure.

Um, no offense to Shelle.

Marma-Mia 12,955 12
01/01/2011 07:25 PM

Woah! You need to lay off the cheese. Or the Acid.

SIV9939 13,642 16
01/01/2011 07:39 PM

The best thing about Frat's cakewife was that she had thick buttercream icing. I would have hit that Shakespeare faster than Shelle, that's for sure.


I think the two of you should wrestle in for it.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
01/02/2011 12:41 AM

1) The cake was the killer!

Indeed.


2) If only Dogs was their

Their what? What? I gots to know.


3) Spicey is right - you're a wack-job. Good thing you found this place.

Dasypygal 14,811 17
01/02/2011 01:18 AM

While Millie and her art would have been my first choice, I promise I married no-one.












I'll go away now.


Bleh

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01/02/2011 06:01 PM

Daisy dear, I know it was a dream and not true. If I thought everything that happened in my dreams was real, well holy crap real life would rock socks. Except for those pesky raptors and Frat. That, that would kinda suck for him for sure.

Straw La La La La 98,023 37
01/03/2011 09:02 AM

Dasypygal, your post made no sense to me when I first read it, but now I realize what you meant. You think Undies was dreaming about you and Millie getting married -yes? She meant Daisypie. You might recall when you first came on board that a lot of people were confused by your name because we already had someone on the board named Daisypie, and your name kinda looked like that was how it was pronounced. We now know that you are duh-sip-ee-gal, emphasis on the sip.

Long story short - Daisypie is a dude, he and Millie are having a baby, and he was the one Undies dreamed about.

I'd like to make this post funny, but my coffee hasn't fully kicked in yet.

Under-appreciated. 101,398 77
01/03/2011 09:33 AM

Ha Ha Straw - I didn't realize that was dasypygal I was responding to, I thought it was Daisypie. What a Frostaroo.

Pubah 56,851 18
01/03/2011 09:58 PM

Isn't life but a dream?

If so...SOMEBODY, WAKE ME UP!!!

SIV9939 13,642 16
01/03/2011 10:12 PM

I understood the dream, although I never realized there were two people with such similar names. At least that explains my confutation over the gender of said Liver(s).




I'll be over standing in the noob corner if anyone needs me.