Panda's birthday name 181,795 70
01/05/2011 05:30 PM

I swallowed cum. I win.

Panda's birthday name 181,795 70
01/05/2011 05:30 PM

Wait. What?

Mr. Mike 11,439 21
01/05/2011 05:31 PM

My ex wife's crotch

My own creation (at least how I make it) of Cheese/Bacon/Potato soup. We're talking pounds of cheese, a few pounds of bacon and even some of the grease is added for flavor....

The High Priestess 58,986 29
01/05/2011 05:33 PM

A White Trash Candy Bar: 1 piece of trashy white bread (sunbeam or wonder), Nutella, and cherrios. Spread the Nutella on the bread and sprinkle cherrios. Fold bread in half and eat. When you're high it taste just like a Snickers.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/05/2011 05:34 PM

I swallowed cum. I win.

I think the guy won.

The High Priestess 58,986 29
01/05/2011 05:34 PM

I swallowed cum. I win.

Panda, I said food, not hazardous waste. Now play by the rules or you won't get a spanking.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/05/2011 05:37 PM

I thought she returned the monkey costume after Halloween?

WhyMi? 3,549 12
01/05/2011 05:41 PM

Deep. Fried. Chocolate. Spaghetti.

Nothing compares to the odd sensation you're swallowing a hand full of lard fried mud covered worms.

SIV9939 13,642 16
01/05/2011 05:42 PM

I enjoy Baconators, Double Downs, and the XXL Chalupas. I've also eaten a sandwich at Arby's that was so big they gave me in a generic plastic container instead of the standard box or paper wrapper. And believe it or not, I'm a healthy weight, although you could probably use my arteries to cut diamonds.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/05/2011 05:46 PM

I went to lunch with Phuc in Boston and let him order.

The High Priestess 58,986 29
01/05/2011 05:50 PM

Let me guess, to this day you still have no idea what the Phuc you ate?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/05/2011 05:55 PM

No clue.

WhyMi? 3,549 12
01/05/2011 05:56 PM

12 dozen donuts. A gross...making it the grossest thing I WIN!


(I...I can actually FEEL the orbs being sucked right out..I'm in negative numbers now)

The High Priestess 58,986 29
01/05/2011 05:57 PM

A gross is 144.

WhyMi? 3,549 12
01/05/2011 05:59 PM

A gross is 144.

Yes...yes it is, hence my saying 12 DOZEN...IE: 12 sets of 12 IE: 12x12=144

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/05/2011 06:00 PM

Math is hard for the woman brain.

Declan McManus, as Gabriel Conroy 131,891 36
01/05/2011 06:17 PM

The McDonald's Angus Mushroom and Swiss burger. Even though I am about to have a lovely meal of home cooked chicken, vegetables, salad, and maybe the leftover apple crumble from Monday, I would commit felonious assault to get one, but only one without mayonnaise. Mayonnaise on this miracle of fast food is a MORTAL sin. Mortal, not venial.


The only appropriate beverage is a LARGE McDs iced coffee, plain. The large is nearly a quart of caffeinated Nirvana.


The fries? Meh, if you must.

Drewcifer aka Order 66 46,366 58
01/05/2011 06:21 PM

I swallowed cum. I win.

Was it corn-laden?

Dropkick Brody 43,090 12
01/05/2011 06:21 PM

I love nutella, but only on already sweet things. Two chocolate chip cookies, sandwiched together with nutella is great(ly unhealthy).

Oh, oh! And my new favourite unhealthy baking obsession is crunchy peanut butter traybakes: melt together golden syrup, peanut butter, copius amounts of sugar, then add corn flakes. Cover in chocolate. Eat. All of it.

Declan McManus, as Gabriel Conroy 131,891 36
01/05/2011 06:25 PM

Hello, Brody!


The supermarket I go to most often recently started to carry Lyle's Golden Syrup in the squeezy bottle. Among other uses, it is (to me, at least-) wonderful in hot tea.

Dropkick Brody 43,090 12
01/05/2011 06:39 PM

Ooh, the squeezy bottle is great, the tin is so annoying and gets super sticky. But, (irony!) I can't seem to find the squeezy one at my local supermarket. Enjoy the squeezable goodness!

KChikita Ipanema 128,451 98
01/05/2011 06:51 PM

The most unhealthy thing I've eaten recently is definitely the Double Down (fried). And it was amazing.

Ever?? Hmmm...that's a tough one.

Phlanderson Cooper 131,068 34
01/05/2011 08:57 PM

Drew just made my list.*

*My list:
1. Drew
2. Drew
3. Drew
4. Drew
5. Bears
6. Drew

Drewcifer aka Order 66 46,366 58
01/05/2011 09:12 PM

Sweet! I made a list...

Phlanderson Cooper 131,068 34
01/05/2011 09:13 PM

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN.

Jepperoni 58,758 13
01/05/2011 10:47 PM

Ba goong. It's basically Filipino Fermented Fish. Sorry to pimp my own articles (Been gone a while but read how irritated everyone has been getting with that) but this might have been my opus:

http://www.zug.com/live/52751/The-Intrinsic-Hazards-of-Philippine-Cuisine.html

Yeah, I puked so hard I thought I ruptured a testicle. And my sphincter.

Jepperoni 58,758 13
01/05/2011 10:48 PM

Oh, and I ate my daughter's booger. Frost-ing last time I ever play that "open your mouth and close your eyes" Shakespeare.

Decaf Chickens 286,647 61
01/06/2011 07:05 AM

I ate something in Syria they consistently translated as "meat". There was lamb, chicken, beef, and meat.

The translator kinda avoided any further explanation.

Mr. Mike 11,439 21
01/06/2011 11:18 AM

I enjoy BaconatorsPOPANATORS, Double Downs, and the XXL Chalupas.

There, FIXED!

Dianasaur 57,835 109
01/06/2011 11:37 AM

No, it's not fixed. You're broken.

Whistler 186,138 44
01/06/2011 01:53 PM

Chickens, you probably ate camel. Camels are too big to bury. So when a camel dies, they eat it.

Okay, I can't believe I'm going to tell this story, but here goes: This one time, at band camp (for real), two of the girls wanted someone to escort them to the women's shower room. It was late in the evening, and very dark. Being the kind and horny young lad that I was, I volunteered.

As I sat outside waiting for them, I saw the lights inside go on, then heard their voices, then heard the water running. Then I heard a scream. And another scream. I ran to the doorway of the shower building and yelled in, "What's wrong?"

"There's a giant slug on the wall of the shower," one of them replied.

"Do you want me to come in and get it," I volunteered. Because, you know, I was such a brave and thoughtful boy.

"Nice try," said one.

Then there was a little giggling and whispering, and then, "You can come in and get it, but only if you'll eat it."

Eat a live slug for a look at two live nude girls? Shakespeare, I would have eaten a live skunk for that at 15.

The slug was smaller than my thumb, but not much. And it was that pale brown babyShakespeare color, with a little green around the edges. I really can't say what it tasted like because I was too busy making a mental record of what I was seeing at the time. Besides, I didn't chew or bite it, just swallowed it whole. And it was totally worth it. I can picture that scene as vividly right now as I could thirty five years ago.

I think about thirty guys jerked off that night thinking about the vivid description I gave them of what I had seen.

KChikita Ipanema 128,451 98
01/06/2011 01:56 PM

Whistler wins. Hands down.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/06/2011 03:32 PM

Excuse me, KChiki, I LET PHUC ORDER FOR ME AT A CHINESE RESTAURANT.

KChikita Ipanema 128,451 98
01/21/2011 08:41 PM

I had to track down this thread because of what I had for lunch today.



Denny's Bacon Slam Burger: a hamburger topped with hashbrowns, bacon, a fried egg and "cheese sauce". Holy moly. It was bigger than my face and I ate EVERY SINGLE BIT OF IT. Breakfast in burger form. Absolutely awesome.

KChikita Ipanema 128,451 98
01/21/2011 08:42 PM

And yes, the thread shall remain broken until my arteries have cleared enough for me to crawl to the laptop in lieu of posting from my phone.

Dianasaur BBQ 57,835 109
01/21/2011 09:09 PM

That really doesn't belong in the "grossest thing" thread. It needs its own "I ATE THE MOST AWESOMEST THING TODAY AND YOU DIDN'T GET ANY SO NYAAAH" thread.

/jealous

Midgets 96,151 48
01/21/2011 09:18 PM

There's just something magical about a woman stuffing that much meat in her mouth.

Back in three minutes.

Drewcifer aka Epic Meat 46,366 58 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
01/21/2011 10:03 PM

put it in your mouth...

Your What? Hurts?! 5,582 10
01/22/2011 09:18 AM

I paid my nephew $20 at Thanksgiving to eat a stinkbug. He had to chew it to ensure that smelly-ass funk sac got broken. It was like a scene out of Fear Factor; everyone was gathered 'round to watch. There was a collective gasp when the bug went in, followed by sounds of disgust from all, when he bit down.

And yes, his breath did reek of stinkbug for the rest of the evening. But that $20 bought him a lot of beer.

BC Bud lit up for the holiday's 13,797 15
01/22/2011 05:29 PM

WTF?

Phlanderson Cooper 131,068 34
01/22/2011 06:48 PM

Seriously dude. There's fun and games, and then there's child abuse. Try and find the line.

WhyMi? 3,549 12
01/22/2011 09:00 PM

I once drank an entire 12oz bottle of A1 steak sauce for a $20 bet. Turns out, because they thought I was hesitating (when in reality I was finishing my pint) I could've gotten more out of it had I noticed they were pooling their cash.

Didn't taste bad, but ordering $20 worth of dollar shots after was NOT such a good idea.

Trae - imitated but not duplicated 156,790 17
01/28/2011 07:50 PM

A pig head.

Seriously. I have been made aware that this is somewhat of a normal dish of Mexican origin. Sweet lil' old lady across the street needed us to drive her to the Mexican Grocery because she "needs a special kind of meat". That statement alone worried me, but we took her.

She goes to the butcher, tells him something in Spanish, and he smiles and goes to the back of the store. He returns with a Styrofoam encased ice block.... and inside said block, AN ENTIRE PIG HEAD!! Ears, snout, eyes, all of it.

To thank us, we were invited to dinner. I ate a bite just between the eyes... but that's it. IT WAS STARING AT ME!!

And I went wee wee wee.. all the way home.

Taco > You 61,976 36
01/28/2011 08:05 PM

1. Two entire cans of cashews in one sitting.
2. A taste test of every single lube in the store when I worked at the porn shop (to provide better "don't get that" customer service). Sour Sin Sations, Hustler Think Pink edible massage oil, and Kama Sutra honey dust are the best, just as an FYI.
3. A tin of smoked mussels that tasted like paste.

KChikita Rex 128,451 98
01/28/2011 08:37 PM

Kama Sutra Honey Dust is sooooooooooo tasty.

Dianasaur 57,835 109
01/28/2011 08:58 PM

BCBC!

Your What? Hurts?! 5,582 10
01/29/2011 01:07 PM

Seriously dude. There's fun and games, and then there's child abuse. Try and find the line.


Wait ... from which side?

Cinderblock 27,578 25
01/29/2011 01:30 PM

In November for my sister's birthday, I made this chocolate cake, and the frosting recipe I used included a whole jar of hot fudge sauce. There were chocolate chips in the chocolate cake. I served it with vanilla bean ice cream. I've been thinking about that cake a lot lately... Now, I've been keeping a really strict diet for the last year or so, so when I ate a piece of delicious chocolately-gooey cake with ice cream, I almost threw up because I wasn't used to that much sugar anymore, and it was so worth it.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/29/2011 01:34 PM

And now you're diabetic. Congrats.

Phlanderson Cooper 131,068 34
01/29/2011 02:02 PM

This morning I had a bowl of hashbrowns, eggs, and cheese with vegetarian sausage gravy and green salsa verde on top with a dash of pickled habanero sauce, so it basically looked like a big bowl of vomit. Kinda tasted like it too, but Best bowl of vomit ever.

I paid for it and everything.

Cinderblock 27,578 25
01/29/2011 08:24 PM

I also have had deep-fried oreos at the fair, as well as a giant chunk of chocolate-covered cheesecake on a stick. Oh, and a family-sized bucket of cheese fries. Oh my god I wish there was a fair or a carnival going on right now.

Cinderblock 27,578 25
01/29/2011 09:26 PM

Oh, and poor people make the best food discoveries. For example, hot sauce + ramen = NOM NOM NOM.

Ravosdactyl 63,472 21
01/31/2011 10:11 AM

Seriously dude. There's fun and games, and then there's child abuse. Try and find the line.

It's not child abuse if you pay them off in cash.