The 3 Cutest Cat Pranks In History A comedy article
by Luke McKinney 11,193 112 01/22/2011 11:30 PM 1911 views
The internet just loves people playing with pussies. 90% of everything online is pornography, and 90% of what's left is pictures of cats. We've found the cutest, wutest examples of the latter (and considerably more safe for work) kind.
1. Maru's Magically Shrinking Boxes
Maru's an online superstar in Japan thanks to viral videos, an intelligent editor, and the fact he's not so much "fat" as "stuffed to bursting with an overdose of huggability." He's the first boy to be called "adorable" in a non-patronizing way in twenty years, and manages to look grumpy despite being fluffier than every duckling in the world rolled into a giant downy cloud.
He's also not very smart.
And occassionally thinks he's an ostrich
His owner replaced his normal sleeping box with progressively smaller and weirder boxes, creating a weapons-grade AWWWWWW!-generator.
There are two lessons.
The first.
The second lesson is that the housing crisiShakespeare everyone.
2. The Saran Wrapped Cat
Habit is a powerful thing, but not as powerful as modern plastics! This unfortunate feline bounds through his species-specific door and doesn't quite make it.
The very instant of "WHAT THE?"
His owners have a great laugh but had better be sleeping with one eye open from now on. Because he knows, and after their hilarity they were warned with a real-life oil painting of THE PROMISE OF REVENGE. He knows where they sleep, and is anatomically constructed to PEE WHEREVER HE WANTS
3. The Laser-Guided Kitten Launcher
An old favorite, and we watch it at least once a month to remind ourselves who won the evolutionary race despite the fact we feed them, clean their bathrooms, and drop whatever we're doing the instant they decide to spare some attention.
I came in here all ready to be an Emerson about your kitty videos, but now I have to admit that when Maru jumped in the tall box and it fell over, I actually lol'd.
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