The Mailman 176,467 56
01/28/2011 06:13 PM

Once upon a blue moon, Trae shows up to tells us that she's still alive.... kinda.

Am I doing this right?

Brad Poynter 36,184 48
01/28/2011 07:06 PM

...Friday dreary
while I pondered tweaked and bleary
o're many posts and threads by Coleridges and whores

then suddenly there came a slapping
as if someone gently fapping
fapping fapping at my lost Bonore

Quoth the gabbers

SUYT

Whistler 186,138 44
01/28/2011 09:12 PM

Hello, dear. Are you new?

turtle10 42,578 26
01/28/2011 10:32 PM

Holy whoa. It's almost like two people on a video chat spoke of a name three times. Kind of like Candyman or Beetlejuice

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/29/2011 10:47 AM

I thought I smelled the odor of stale vagina and regret.

Austrawlopithecus 98,023 37
01/29/2011 10:57 AM

The important question here is: Where are Trae's legs?!?!? Is Trae an amputee? Should we make the "Now, you're Frosted" jokes?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/29/2011 11:09 AM

Trae's legs? Spread or wrapped around her latest client.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/29/2011 11:10 AM

Now she's Frosted? She's been getting Frosted since her 14th birthday.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
01/29/2011 11:49 AM

Once?

WhyMi? 3,549 12
01/31/2011 07:40 AM

Once upon.....

the hood of a car, then the back seat, then in the garage, then on the counter in the Kitchen, later on the sofa, then in bed.















I was really sick! Kept barfing everywhere! I really shouldn't have had those fried clams for dinner.

Trae - imitated but not duplicated 156,790 17
02/03/2011 09:32 PM

Legs. Closed... as they have been for the last 18mos. IT'S A RECORD!!!

Thud 68,525 19
02/03/2011 09:35 PM

18 months? Your husband must look like he has a pair of smurf heads between his legs.

Up with the Chickens 286,647 61
02/04/2011 08:33 AM

Legs. Closed
At least according to the neon sign out front.

Ravosdactyl 63,472 21
02/04/2011 08:48 AM

Legs. Closed... as they have been for the last 18mos. IT'S A RECORD!!!

Filed for bankruptcy?

BisectYouAll2K 5,200 15
02/04/2011 11:38 AM

Once upon a drizzle-soaked morning, I wandered back to town, dragging a muddy shovel and carrying a wallet that wasn't my own. Stuffed in my front pants pocket, a bag of teeth, a wedding ring and the skin from his finger tips. I wore his shoes like they were my own. They clapped on the street as I shuffled to my driveway. Stopping at the shed, I washed the shovel, hung it back on the wall and deposited my treasures in the toolbox by the lawn mower. I tossed my bloody gloves on the workbench and stepped out, closing the door behind me. She wouldn't cheat again; at least not with him.

BisectYouAll2K 5,200 15
02/04/2011 11:53 AM

You'd all think this was funny if you would have seen the look on his face!

Trae - imitated but not duplicated 156,790 17
02/04/2011 09:00 PM

Wow.... does Mookie have a twin?

Up with the Chickens 286,647 61
02/04/2011 09:46 PM

No where near as elegant as Mookie.

Declan as Dexter Fisher 131,891 36
02/04/2011 09:47 PM

We want to know..........is parenthood any less repugnant the second time around?

SIV9939 13,642 16
02/05/2011 12:31 AM

Once upon a time I joined a comedy site. Everyone on the site kept mentioning Trae. Over time I learned Trae was female among other things and was not missed. Then, one day I logged onto the site and saw a new thread started by none other than the legendary Trae. I excitedly opened the thread, only to find I was supposed to fining the phrase "Once upon a..."

Whistler 186,138 44
02/05/2011 12:57 AM

is parenthood any less repugnant the second time around?

Your mom said "no."

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/05/2011 03:13 PM

If she said "no", does that make him a rape baby?

Marma-Mia 12,955 12
02/05/2011 06:45 PM

They're the most delicious of all, did you know?

Trae - imitated but not duplicated 156,790 17
02/05/2011 09:43 PM

I lucked out this time... parenthood is perfect. A: It's a boy and B: The Father has stuck around this time.


PS. My daughter will be Zug age, in a year..............just sayin.