Bean 8,607 19
01/31/2011 03:28 PM

I don't know what they have done, but I know they haven't secretly poisoned any bakery treats and had them delivered to me.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/31/2011 03:30 PM

My internet friends have said they love me on ZUG more often than your internet friends have said they love you.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
01/31/2011 03:32 PM

My internet friends routinely trick me into viewing pictures of old men having gay sex or young Asian women shooting liquid feces from their ass onto their face.

But sure, that chocolate cake looks tasty too.

Dianasaur 57,835 109
01/31/2011 03:36 PM

"trick"

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/31/2011 03:40 PM

Do you really need that whole cake?

Dianasaur 57,835 109
01/31/2011 03:49 PM

Why BIG, you want some?

3-wish Jeeni 47,815 51
01/31/2011 03:50 PM

I think your imaginary internet friends are trying to fatten you up.

I would insert a cannibal joke here, but I got thoroughly disgusted with the search results for "Cooking human". In particular the naked photo of Richard Simmons with vegetables all around him. Bleh.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
01/31/2011 03:58 PM

One of my internet friends sends me nice things, like cookie bouquets and fruit. I won't mention his name, but he is awesome.

Dianasaur 57,835 109
01/31/2011 04:01 PM

(It's BIG, isn't it?)

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/31/2011 04:05 PM

Dianada sure talks about me a lot.

Austrawlopithecus 98,023 37
01/31/2011 04:13 PM

What have internet people done for YOU lately?

They didn't immediately defriend me on Facebook when I gushed way too much about my raktajino mug.

Thank you, internet people!

Midgets 96,151 48
01/31/2011 04:19 PM

Nobody sends me things or does anything for me.
However five minutes a day here is all it takes for me to feel better about my own life.

So I got that.

MungChamp 35,891 35
01/31/2011 04:35 PM

I have never seen someone so excited for a re-gifted cake.

Sexual Harassment Pterodactyl 181,795 70
01/31/2011 04:35 PM

Diana is pretty much the most generous person I know. She is the cake fairy, the cookie fairy, the candle fairy, and all sorts of other fabulousness.

She sent me cookies for Xmas, cake for my birthday, and cookies and fudge for my birthday.

I thought a thank you cake would be nice.










Also, I don't like to get fat alone. There are actually cakes lined up for every week until May.

Dianasaur 57,835 109
01/31/2011 04:52 PM

If the cakes are all this full of deliciously delicious chocolate-raspberry-y goodness, then BRING IT ON, PANDA.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
01/31/2011 05:09 PM

delicious chocolate-raspberry-y goodness

Oh my God, I just came. Choco-gasm!

syncope 49,019 14
01/31/2011 07:25 PM

I have never gotten anything from my internet friend, despite repeatedly and pointedly asking for gifts. Thanks a LOT, Diana.

Whistler 186,138 44
01/31/2011 07:30 PM

Between her last post and her latest pic in the photo album, my internet friend Shelle gave me another stiff sock on the pile in the corner.

Dianasaur 57,835 109
01/31/2011 07:58 PM

Randy, I told you I need your address. Some people are difficult for even me to stalk!

KChikita Rex 128,451 98
01/31/2011 11:28 PM

I have his address.

Oh yes I do.

Dianasaur 57,835 109
01/31/2011 11:32 PM

Wooo! ROADTRIP!!

Sexual Harassment Pterodactyl 181,795 70
01/31/2011 11:52 PM

I just ate the last bit of my birthday cake. Can you stop by here on your way back from seeing Syncope so that I can thank you? Like that.

Sexual Harassment Pterodactyl 181,795 70
01/31/2011 11:55 PM

And then you can thank me for yours.

Dianasaur 57,835 109
02/01/2011 12:01 AM

I'll thank you all. night. long.

KChikita Rex 128,451 98
02/01/2011 12:02 AM

WHY AM I STILL AWAKE????

"SUPPLIES" indeed!

Sexual Harassment Pterodactyl 181,795 70
02/01/2011 12:12 AM

I owe you a thank you as well.

TWSS - with HOT FUDGE!! BWAHAHAHA! 27,416 24
02/01/2011 08:42 AM

Hey guys take note: all it takes to turn them on is cake!