In which I am history's greatest monster
A comedy article
by Ravosdactyl  63,472  21
02/02/2011 05:12 PM 616 views
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So, essentially, I have been super busy doing very important things like making bullShakespeare excuses, and hadn't had the time to properly thank Whistler & Millie for my super secret santa gift. It's super, trust me. But the other reason why I didn't post sooner, is because I felt guilty for eating it.
But before I ate it, I read the note which Whistler attached to it.
So without further ado, I present, bacon.
Thank you very much to both of you. And I apologize for being Canadian the Hitler of my generation.
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Hilarious
20 votes
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♥ Dianasaur ♥ 57,835  109
02/02/2011 05:31 PM
Please make that photo of you your new facebook profile photo as penance.
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7 votes
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turtle10 42,578 26
02/02/2011 06:20 PM
That has to be the absolute best scarf I have ever seen. If it smells like bacon, I would have a total scarfgasm. Another note, finally some Canadian bacon that didn't look like a ham circle.
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5 votes
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Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
02/02/2011 06:28 PM
That is Frost-ing awesome.
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3-wish Jeeni 47,815 51
02/02/2011 07:34 PM
Deliciously awesome. Wow!!
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Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/02/2011 09:04 PM
Bacon scarf? BACON SCARF? FRICKIN' SWEET.
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Ravosdactyl 63,472 21
02/02/2011 10:28 PM
Also, matching bacon hat!
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15 votes
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The Mailman 176,467 56
02/02/2011 10:36 PM
Also, matching bacon hat!
Staple a steak on each side of the hat to cover your ears.
If anyone inquires, simply say: "Oh, those? Meat flaps."
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Chuckleworthy
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Drewcifer aka Epic Meat 46,366 58
02/02/2011 10:54 PM
I thought Bill Buckner was history's greatest monster.
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8 votes
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Whistler 186,138 44
02/02/2011 11:07 PM
The hat was my idea, inspired by Lady Gaga and by the photo at the top of my letter to Ravos. The scarf was all Millie's idea. To say that the set was awesome is an understatement. The woman is a genius. Consider this my public thank you to her for making this happen.
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4 votes
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Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
02/03/2011 12:59 AM
I don't know about history's greatest monster, but history's greatest "mon"-ster was Bob Marley, mon.
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5 votes
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Ravosdactyl 63,472 21
02/03/2011 08:42 AM
It is also the best, and only scarf I have ever owned.
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
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Straw hearts everyone but you 98,023 37
02/03/2011 09:12 AM
You're really working it, too!
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6 votes
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Up with the Chickens 286,647 61
02/03/2011 04:05 PM
So. Frost-ing. Jealous.
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8 votes
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John Hargrave 128,751 73
02/03/2011 09:07 PM
That isn't just awesome, it's AWESHAM.
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Chuckleworthy
5 votes
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Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
02/03/2011 10:23 PM
Really John? Frost-ing REALLY? I am so disappointed.
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15 votes
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Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,048 22
02/03/2011 11:01 PM
Relax, Bill. If John wants to ham it up a bit, let him. He didn't mean to boar you and it's not like he's porking your sister or something. Sow a little respect.
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
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Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
02/03/2011 11:27 PM
I hate you so much for your awesomeness right now.
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Funny
3 votes
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Thud 68,525 19
02/03/2011 11:34 PM
Sinner.
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6 votes
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Ravosdactyl 63,472 21
02/04/2011 08:51 AM
Mmmmm sacrelicious.
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4 votes
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MungChamp 35,891 35
02/04/2011 09:18 AM
I saw the Cookie Monster above and was reminded of this (NSFW) clip that was recently burned into my brain.
I can think of no better place to post this than in a Ravos thread.
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Hilarious
7 votes
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Ravosdactyl 63,472 21
02/04/2011 09:31 AM
Finally, I own a hat Mung wouldn't Frost. It just wouldn't be kosher.
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4 votes
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3-wish Jeeni 47,815 51
02/04/2011 09:02 PM
Uhm, has that ever really stopped him?
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