Fratberry 283,052 53
02/11/2011 11:15 AM

You know you have too many CATS when the disgusting, filthy, fat, toothless woman on the Animal Hoarders program has fewer cats than you do.

The Mailman 176,467 56
02/11/2011 11:26 AM

You know you have too many passwords when you need a software program on each one of your various computers to store your passwords, each program being itself protected by a master password, and you carry around a little note containing hints to all of your master passwords.

Midgets 96,151 48
02/11/2011 11:34 AM

You know you have too many keys when your pants fit fine but you still need a belt or suspenders to keep them up.

Midgets 96,151 48
02/11/2011 11:37 AM

You know you have too many vehicles when when someone walks into your house looking for a salesman.

(It really happened to my brother.)

Up with the Chickens 286,647 61
02/11/2011 11:45 AM

You know you have too many kids through your house when you sit down to dinner and realize you are sitting with several kids and you haven't bothered to memorize any of their names.

Sexual Harassment Pterodactyl 181,795 70
02/11/2011 11:48 AM

You know, you have too many cats.


Am I doing this right?

Mr. Mike 11,439 21
02/11/2011 11:49 AM

You know you have too many pubes when Smokey the Bear won't let you smoke for fear of setting the forest on fire.

Sexual Harassment Pterodactyl 181,795 70
02/11/2011 11:51 AM

Uh.... you know that pale thin white thing buried in your pubes is not a cigarette, right?

Straw hearts everyone but you 98,023 37
02/11/2011 12:44 PM

The guy smoking it seems to think so.

KChikita Rex 128,451 98
02/11/2011 01:19 PM

You know you have too many blanks when you can't get your chick knocked up.

Am I doing this right?

Up with the Chickens 286,647 61
02/11/2011 04:05 PM

You know you have too many LAMEASSES when you go to a meeting and come back two hours later and not one single post has been made.


I KNOW YOU PEOPLE DON'T HAVE LIVES. QUIT PRETENDING!

SIV9939 13,642 16
02/11/2011 04:10 PM

I KNOW YOU PEOPLE DON'T HAVE LIVES. QUIT PRETENDING!

Hey, I've been very busy expanding my safe house in Minecraft.

Closet Friend 7,665 11
02/11/2011 04:20 PM

You know you have too many pubes when Smokey the Bear won't let you smoke for fear of setting the forest on fire you turn up on a Google image search for "Sasquatch"...

[/seriously] And for those too lazy to type it all out on their own, click here...

Barney Friday 2,612 19
02/11/2011 04:50 PM

[/seriously] And for those too lazy to type it all out on their own, click here...


Not only no but HELL no!

Fratberry 283,052 53
02/11/2011 05:04 PM

That woman needs her own bush pilot.

WhyMi? 3,549 12
02/11/2011 05:04 PM

You know you have to many problems when you started laughing at a lame ass pube joke.

You know you have too many mobile phones when you have to ring one to find the 5 others.

WhyMi? 3,549 12
02/11/2011 05:06 PM

You know you have to many filters in place when you don't get the female Sasquatch joke then remember to turn OFF internet filtering, and regret it.

Zolton Under Glass 88,214 34
02/11/2011 05:16 PM

You know you have too many sexual fetishes if it burns when your neighbor's dog pees.

Whistler 186,138 44
02/11/2011 10:23 PM

You know you have too much everything when you decide you're going to move and you go to your basement to survey the Shakespeare you'll have to move and find 20 or more boxes that you never unpacked from your last move, five years ago.

Meen Jeeni 47,815 51
02/11/2011 11:01 PM

You know you've had too much just enough to drink if you toss away those 5 year old unopened moving boxes without regret or remorse.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
02/11/2011 11:49 PM

You know you've had too much booze when........God dammit bitch quit Frost-ing with me... I'll kick your Frost-ing ass....No don't Frost with the computer....wait don't touch that cor

Barney Friday 2,612 19
02/12/2011 06:37 AM

You know you have too much everything when you decide you're going to move and you go to your basement to survey the Shakespeare you'll have to move and find 20 or more boxes that you never unpacked from your last move, five years ago.


We have lived in this house since 1989. Many many times I have told my wife if we ever move there WILL be an auction.

Your What? Hurts?! 5,582 10
02/12/2011 09:06 AM

I'm lazy. Told mine there'd be a fire.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
02/12/2011 09:54 AM

You know you've have to much alcohol when you don't remember posting the Shakespeare you posted last night.

Phlanderson Cooper 131,068 34
02/12/2011 10:24 AM

You know you've had too much squirrel when you totally knew that already.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
02/12/2011 11:17 AM

Phla, I so want you right now. And a beer. But you first.

Brad Poynter 36,184 48
02/12/2011 11:45 AM

You know you have too many bad habits when you can't click on the next porn video because your coffee is one hand, your cigarette is in the other and the cherry falls off the joint in your mouth into the bag of funyuns in your lap. And you pick your nose.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
02/12/2011 02:34 PM

You know you have too many anal fissuress when...well, when you have any, god damnit.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
02/12/2011 02:35 PM

You know you have too many 's's when your post looks like something from Pumpkin Noggin.

Phlanderson Cooper 131,068 34
02/12/2011 02:35 PM

You know you've had too much Phla when-

You can never have too much Phla.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
02/12/2011 02:36 PM

You know you have too many Get Off My Lawn trophies when you refer to people by their old names.

♥ Dianasaur ♥ 57,835 109
02/12/2011 07:15 PM

STFU noob!

Whistler 186,138 44
02/13/2011 09:30 PM

My son explained to me that I could get rid of my cd collection if I just buy a 4TB hard drive (for $300) and put all my music on that. What about the covers and liner notes that I sometimes use for research purposes? Well, a lot of them are already on line, but many of my cds are of the more obscure variety, so those would have to be scanned and saved to the hard drive as well.

So how long would it take for you to load two or three thousand cds and scan about five hundred sets of covers/liner notes?

Frost it, Dad. Just box them up and take them.

Gonzo 20,522 17
02/14/2011 07:59 AM

You know you have too many BLANKs when The Match Game calls and asks you if you are the BLANK-BLANKing BLANK-BLANKer that BLANKed all of the BLANK-BLANK BLANKs.

Fratberry 283,052 53
02/14/2011 08:46 AM

Best. Gameshow. Ever.

Bean 8,607 19
02/14/2011 01:28 PM

You know you have too many husbands when there is one on your couch.

BisectYouAll2K 5,200 15
02/14/2011 01:39 PM

You know you have too many pubic hairs when your dick jumps out of the bush wearing a pith helmet and wealding a machete.

BisectYouAll 5,200 15
02/14/2011 03:16 PM

You know you have too many buttplugs laying around the house when while your paying the babysitter she hick-ups and it sounds like somebody opened a six-pack of champagne bottles.

BisectYouAll 5,200 15
02/14/2011 03:17 PM

You know you've had too much sex when during sex you start fantasizing that she is your hand.

WhyMi? 3,549 12
02/14/2011 05:22 PM

You know you've[strike] had too much sex [/strike]masturbated to much when during [strike]sex [/strike] the act you start fantasizing that [strike]she is [/strike]your hand is a she.


Fixed. that'll be $20. (same as in town)

WhyMi? 3,549 12
02/14/2011 05:23 PM

SONOFA!!!!

Damn multiple function non-workin muthaFrostin....

SIV9939 13,642 16
02/14/2011 05:39 PM

"Damn multiple function non-workin muthaFrostin not using preview...."

Fixed!

WhyMi? 3,549 12
02/15/2011 07:15 AM

preview's for losers.

Aristocrat's shiny new nickname 3,333 17
02/15/2011 08:18 AM

preview's for loserspeople who want their Shakespeare to work.

Fix'd!

Phlanderson Cooper 131,068 34
02/15/2011 04:11 PM

You know, when you guys fix things, they're not really fixed. You are actually altering the original intentions of the previous poster. It is important that you realize the distinction between the two terms, because if we're not going to be funny, at least we can be accurate.

Phlanderson Cooper 131,068 34
02/15/2011 04:12 PM

I think BIG pissed in my cornflakes again.

Phlanderson Cooper 131,068 34
02/15/2011 04:14 PM

Hey who's got a funny picture to post?

♥ Dianasaur ♥ 57,835 109
02/15/2011 04:27 PM

Every day I love Phla more and more. One day I will kidnap her and keep her for my own.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/15/2011 04:52 PM

I've stopped pissing in your cornflakes. I piss in your milk. Its a subtle difference.

WhyMi? 3,549 12
02/15/2011 06:17 PM

Um..so that's the NEW phrase? "Don't let the Frat outta the Box"?

Barney Friday 2,612 19
02/15/2011 06:20 PM

Um..so that's the NEW phrase? "Don't let the Frat outta the Box"?



Return to sender.

WhyMi? 3,549 12
02/15/2011 06:25 PM

Dear Sir and/or Madam-
We received your product and must say we were highly disappointed. Not only was the shipment not packaged properly, as contents were scrambled upon arrival, but it did not meet our expectations. We are returning said product and expect a full refund!
Thank you
Sincerely
Mrs. Fratberry

Fratberry 283,052 53
02/16/2011 01:06 PM

Heh. It looks like Robert Plant is giving me the finger.

KChikita Rex 128,451 98
02/16/2011 01:36 PM

Frat in a box!
Frat in a box!
Ain't nuthin' better than
Frat in a box!