Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/11/2011 12:16 PM

6. You're doing a terrible job at monitoring who your teenage daughter takes to on the internet.

Barney Friday 2,612 19
02/11/2011 12:23 PM

6. You're doing a terrible job at monitoring who your teenage daughter takestalks to on the internet.


Fixed! But that's the last time BIG! I just don't have the time to fix all of your typo's!



I don't think anyone does.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/11/2011 12:23 PM

Is my typo correction 'talks to' or 'takes two from'?

I'll let you decide.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/11/2011 12:24 PM

Meh.

Up with the Chickens 286,647 61
02/11/2011 12:40 PM

takes two from

Two inch penis, Big?

♥ Dianasaur ♥ 57,835 109
02/11/2011 12:54 PM

Oh, Chix. That poor bike. I am very disappointed in you.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/11/2011 01:07 PM

It's big enough to wake her up.

Barney Friday 2,612 19
02/11/2011 01:13 PM

It's big enough to wake her up

Because it feels like a needle?

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,048 22
02/11/2011 01:18 PM

I don't know much about bikes, but that tire looks like it might shoot sparks and make lots of noise when you're driving, which might impress your daughter, cover up the sound of you singing, and set your underwear on fire, thereby destroying the underwear and cauterizing your Emerson.

Therefore, your day has actually been neutral. QED.

WhyMi? 3,549 12
02/11/2011 05:15 PM

I see nothing wrong with Farting in the shower....Shakespeare-ing in the shower however....


well, I guess that saves on toilet paper, but still....

Manhole 21,658 29
02/11/2011 07:30 PM

Continually failing to learn the lesson about not farting in the shower

Heh, Chickens Shakespeare himself again.

a dash of Pram, stir slowly 80,728 42
02/11/2011 09:55 PM

5. Continually failing to learn the lesson about not farting in the shower.
I see the problem...You need to pick a more public place to fart. Like on a crowded bus or in a museum. (To give examples of both extremes)

4. That stupid one-legged dance I do nearly every single morning in the bathroom when my second foot gets caught in the band of the underwear I am trying to put on.
Try Mexican underwear! RRRRRRIIIIPP! I can't even get my balls to stay in. They want to straddle the middle part. Looks like a Borat bathing suit on Failblog.

3. Realizing that your humming has morphed into full blown singing along with your ipod and that people are staring.
My voice sounds like an untuneabe guitar.

2. Sheer failure at any attempt at humor or being cool with my teenage daughter.
I never met my teenage daughter. Her mom told her I was a clay animator.

And the number one reason today that reminds me that I am a dumbass at heart:
1. Driving the rear wheel on my motorcycle down to this.
That's nothing, I don't even have a tricycle.

Whistler 186,138 44
02/11/2011 10:08 PM

7. Realizing only just today that you're a dumbass. I figured that out about you in 2003.

a dash of Pram, stir slowly 80,728 42
02/11/2011 11:35 PM

But...
youdidn't know me in 2003...

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
02/11/2011 11:45 PM

I'm not a dumb ass at all, and my mommy told me so.

Whistler 186,138 44
02/12/2011 12:10 AM

Pram, STFU. I was talking to Chickens.

And Bill, of course you're not a dumbass. You're a smartass.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
02/12/2011 10:26 AM

Well finally! Someone recognizes it.


BTW. I hit spell check 3 times trying to fix recognizes. It didn't work.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
02/12/2011 11:28 AM

I'm a dumbass for falling on the very patch of ice on the driveway that I was taking note of to warn my kids about.

The old man across the street from me is a dumbass for putting down his shovel and just staring at me as I tried to get up. Chivalry is dead.