Drewcifer aka Chuggy Cheese 46,366 58
02/14/2011 03:31 PM

Brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack...

Brad Poynter 36,184 48
02/14/2011 03:34 PM

And take your credit card to the liquor store.

Drewcifer aka Chuggy Cheese 46,366 58
02/14/2011 03:39 PM

Before the day I met you I was F-I-N-E fine.

MungChamp 35,891 35
02/14/2011 03:42 PM

Life is too short so love the one you got cause you might get
runover or you might get shot.

Phlanderson Cooper 131,068 34
02/14/2011 03:43 PM

Here is my handle, here is my spout.

Up with the Chickens 286,647 61
02/14/2011 03:45 PM

Roxanne!

KChikita Rex 128,451 98
02/14/2011 03:54 PM

Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice!

CHORUS!

Hydrant-monkey 9,888 23
02/14/2011 03:55 PM

Tie me kangaroo down, sport.

Midgets 96,151 48
02/14/2011 03:58 PM

SQUAAAREPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS!

Up with the Chickens 286,647 61
02/14/2011 04:05 PM

You know you make me wanna SHOUT.

Drewcifer aka Chuggy Cheese 46,366 58
02/14/2011 04:06 PM

Bela Lugosi's dead

KChikita Rex 128,451 98
02/14/2011 04:09 PM

VERSE!

Timmy is an average kid, and no one understands.

The Mailman 176,467 56
02/14/2011 04:11 PM

You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand.

MungChamp 35,891 35
02/14/2011 04:14 PM

Rape me, my friend, Rape me, Rape me again.

Midgets 96,151 48
02/14/2011 04:15 PM

She wanna pearl necklace.

Up with the Chickens 286,647 61
02/14/2011 04:16 PM

GWAAARRR-R-R-R-R-RRR-R-R-R-RRR!!!

Mr. Mike 11,439 21
02/14/2011 04:32 PM

My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right.

WhyMi? 3,549 12
02/14/2011 05:18 PM

She got the gold mine, I got the shaft.....

SIV9939 13,642 16
02/14/2011 05:43 PM

They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother...

Chorus

Sexual Harassment Pterodactyl 181,795 70
02/14/2011 05:48 PM

You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, well, you just might find, you get what you need.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/14/2011 06:11 PM

Ricky was a young boy, he had a heart of stone

Brad Poynter 36,184 48
02/14/2011 06:25 PM

Oh Ricky what a pity you don't understand

Sexual Harassment Pterodactyl 181,795 70
02/14/2011 06:27 PM

Take it from me, parents just don't understand.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/14/2011 06:34 PM

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver moon

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/14/2011 06:37 PM

Moon? Really? WTF? My icon hates me a little right now.

Sexual Harassment Pterodactyl 181,795 70
02/14/2011 06:41 PM

She Frostin' hates me!

Drewcifer aka Chuggy Cheese 46,366 58
02/14/2011 06:44 PM

Because we are living in a material world and I am a material girl.

Up with the Chickens 286,647 61
02/14/2011 08:07 PM

You're so vain, I bet you think this song is about you.

Barney Friday 2,612 19
02/14/2011 08:39 PM

Baby got back

Mr. Mike 11,439 21
02/14/2011 10:27 PM

Doin da butt

Phlanderson Cooper 131,068 34
02/14/2011 11:14 PM

Be our guest, be our guest...

Can't do it. Sorry.

KatDawg 10,055 11
02/16/2011 11:26 AM

That's why the lady is a tramp

Hydrant-monkey 9,888 23
02/16/2011 12:56 PM

And here is the final music video... I spent longer on this than I care to admit. If your song is omitted it's because I couldn't figure out what gwarharhahrwharahr meant.

KChikita Rex 128,451 98
02/16/2011 01:07 PM

I enjoyed that IMMENSELY!!!!!

KChikita Rex 128,451 98
02/16/2011 01:09 PM

Oh, and this is GWAR.



You could have used any lines from them really and achieved the same effect.

♥ Dianasaur ♥ 57,835 109
02/16/2011 01:11 PM

Holy crap.

Brad Poynter 36,184 48
02/16/2011 01:13 PM

That made more sense than some of the songs it was cobbled from.

Hydrant-monkey 9,888 23
02/16/2011 01:13 PM

Yeah... I demo'd a couple of gwar songs but couldn't find any lines that were just right for Chicken's "lyric." Believe it or not, they were all to musical.

Drewcifer 46,366 58
02/16/2011 01:18 PM

This is how Kesha's songs get written, right?

KChikita Rex 128,451 98
02/16/2011 01:18 PM

It's still awesome!

Up with the Chickens 286,647 61
02/16/2011 02:56 PM

If you ever get a chance to see Gwar, wear your earplugs and rainsuit for the flying "blood". They have a special effects artist that travels with the band just to update and repair the costumes. I hate the music but it was worth seeing once just for the performance.

Up with the Chickens 286,647 61
02/16/2011 03:01 PM

Course, if you do show up in a rainsuit, the ass kicking with be worse than the flying stage blood.

WhyMi? 3,549 12
02/16/2011 06:31 PM

a fiver for even FINDING clips of half those songs (especially mine..and I HATE country music, was the only one I knew)

WhyMi? 3,549 12
02/16/2011 06:33 PM

I hate the music but it was worth seeing once just for the performance.

Speed metal played well (as well as speed metal can be played) while wearing 80 lbs of foam rubber and slippery/sticky with stage blood....it was well worth the $10 when I saw them play last.

Madness 4,366 10
02/18/2011 05:59 PM

Screw a rain suit.
Go to a Manowar concert and you'll finally have an excuse to wear your dusty old suit of chainmail in public.

KChikita Rex 128,451 98
02/18/2011 10:44 PM

METAL JACKED!!

Whistler 186,138 44
02/19/2011 12:32 AM

Frost this Frost-ing netsense or whatever it is that won't let me get the embed code at work.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
02/19/2011 02:06 AM

The fife and the internet do not interconnect. Sorry!