Dream time!
A comedy conversation
by Cinderblock  27,578  25
02/22/2011 05:02 AM 176 views
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I just had a dream about youse guys. I had a dream that I found out you guys went on a ZUG cruise. Frat was going to pay my way, but instead of contacting me about it instead you decided to pay Pram's way. I found all this out as you were all bragging about the cruise on LIVE. Then I went on a field trip to a candy store (because this happens in your senior year of nursing school?). We all had a $50 credit to get any candy, sweets, or other merchandise at the gift store that we wanted. They also had a meat cooler. I got $50 worth of steak and shrimp. I marinated the shrimp and steak in teriyaki sauce and I was cooking it over a fire at home when I got the word that Millie had her baby, and she was at the hospital in my home town. I, of course, went to see her. I brought the skewers of cooked shrimp because I figured that would be a tasty hospital snack. As I was walking up to the hospital, I saw Undies, Spicy, Frat, Dogs, Whistler, SHP, Ditdah, and I maybe some other people. Those of you who have seen my picture recognized me. I greeted you all warmly and you were all excited to see that I was, in fact, a chick. We went into the hospital to visit with Millie, and we were all given guest passes to fill out... and it cost almost $100 to visit someone in the hospital. I was pissed, so I gnawed on my shrimp more. Frat looked interested in my shrimp, so I offered him some. I turned back, and Frat had eaten ALL of my shrimp. Like, ten skewers full of delicious shrimp. I had barely any. Shame on you, Frat! Then just as the nurse told us we could go back and see the baby, my damn alarm went off.
The end! Frat, you owe me shrimp and a cruise.
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Funny
8 votes
3.6
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Funny
9 votes
3.5
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UnderSpicey: 5 years 101,398  77
02/22/2011 05:56 AM
See, this is where having a raptor or two in your subconscious could have helped.
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Funny
12 votes
3.4
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WhyMi? 3,549 12
02/22/2011 06:53 AM
Frat, you owe me shrimp and a cruise.
Best you'll get from Frat is a can of tuna and a lift to the vet.
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Funny
5 votes
3.2
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Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/22/2011 04:00 PM
If my alarm hadn't gone off, I imagine I would have gone back to Millie's hospital room and found a RAPTOR BABY AAAHHHHH!
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.2
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Sexual Harassment Pterodactyl 181,795 70
02/22/2011 10:24 PM
A couple nights ago I dreamed about being in church with Dinesh.
That's it. We totally did the sexytime.
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Funny
14 votes
3.6
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The Mailman 176,467 56
02/22/2011 11:18 PM
I saw Undies, Spicy, Frat, Dogs, Whistler, SHP, Ditdah, and maybe some other people.
I made a list, maybe!
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Funny
7 votes
3.4
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Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/23/2011 06:45 AM
I think I distinctly remember the scent of maple syrup and envelope glue, so I'm sure you were there!
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Funny
5 votes
3.8
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Frogpop 173,153 25
02/23/2011 08:15 AM
See, this is where having a raptor or two in your subconscious could have helped.
Why, do they taste good in teriyaki sauce too?
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Funny
10 votes
3.9
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Straw hearts everyone but you 98,023 37
02/23/2011 09:01 AM
I was trying to think of a funny joke about Frat and shrimp and the only thing that entered my head was the horrifying image of him going home and regurgitating the shrimp for his cats.
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Funny
4 votes
3.5
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Taco > You 61,976 36
02/23/2011 09:24 AM
However, the mental image of Frat regurgitating the shrimp on his cats is hilarious.
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Funny
6 votes
3.7
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Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/23/2011 09:32 AM
That's ridiculous, Frogpop. I use a dry rub for raptor meat.
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Funny
4 votes
3.0
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Fratberry 283,052 53
02/23/2011 09:36 AM
No woman is allowed to have a dream about me unless I know what they look like. Sorry, but rules are rules. It keeps me from doing stupid Shakespeare in dreams. Although I do love shrimp.
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Funny
4 votes
3.2
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Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/23/2011 10:02 AM
Few LIVErs have seen my picture. You have not earned that privilege because YOU ATE ALL MY SHRIMP.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.7
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Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
02/23/2011 10:05 AM
Cinders, I would never eat all your shrimp.
Just the best parts.
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Funny
6 votes
3.5
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Fratberry 283,052 53
02/23/2011 10:14 AM
the horrifying image of him going home and regurgitating the shrimp for his cats.
Oh don't be foolish. That only happens when I eat clams.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.0
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Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/23/2011 10:20 AM
DOGS WINS THE PRIZE! Dogs, is that your REAL email address in your profile?
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Funny
4 votes
3.0
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Taco > You 61,976 36
02/23/2011 10:26 AM
Frat I can describe to you what Cinder looks like real, real slow. Would that count?
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.3
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Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
02/23/2011 10:29 AM
Yes! Include pictures of your grandmother naked, if you got 'em.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.5
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Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/23/2011 10:29 AM
I'm all... grey. And angular. And BLOCK-SHAPED. Yeah.
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32 checks his email
02/23/2011 10:33 AM
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32 checks his email
02/23/2011 10:35 AM
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32 checks his email
02/23/2011 10:36 AM
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
02/23/2011 10:37 AM
Everyone should send me email! It'll be like a block party!
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32 checks his email
02/23/2011 10:37 AM
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32 checks his email
02/23/2011 10:37 AM
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32 checks his email
02/23/2011 10:38 AM
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
02/23/2011 10:38 AM
Listen, I can keep this up as long as you can.
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32 checks his email and sighs
02/23/2011 10:38 AM
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32 checks his email and sighs
02/23/2011 10:39 AM
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Funny
5 votes
3.6
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Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
02/23/2011 10:40 AM
Hey! There's an email from ZuG!: "Due to repeated flooding of the Zug Message Boards, your login ID, Sebaceous Cyst, has been banned for two months..."
Sonofabitch.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.7
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Fratberry 283,052 53
02/23/2011 10:47 AM
Frat I can describe to you what Cinder looks like real, real slow.
I didn't say the photos had to come from her. But yeah, that might help. Later.
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
2.5
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Taco > You 61,976 36
02/23/2011 10:50 AM
There's over 500 tagged photos of me on facebook. Just tag some other random person in one of them as "Cinderblock" and there you go.
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