Swearbot. (Is the world trying to tell us something?)
A comedy article
by Mr. Mike  11,439  21
02/23/2011 03:56 PM 364 views
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Swearbot has damaged me. Way WAY WAY worse than seeing the bad words on Zug could EVER do. EVERYWHERE I LOOK, I see naughty things....
Shakespeare:
I know that "Everybody Poops" But did they really have to publish a scat book for children?
Shakespeare Theater? Thats not nice. Even if going to see things your wife wants to see are Shakespeare, you're not getting laid with that attitude.
Emerson:
Shakespeare comes from your Emerson, Apparently, so does the sloppy seconds.
I just KNEW those Emersons got training somewhere.
Poe:
I thought it was a tuna taco? I wonder if this burrito makes you fart? Or would it be considered a queef?
Finally, those Frost-ing rappers tell the truth! Yo, I wonder what they posse thinks of dem?
Carroll:
Well, some Poe tastes strong, like tuna. Carrolls are stronger, they'll burn you if they get the chance!
...and this is where they live!
Frost:
If your graffiti has a swear word, they paint over it immediately, but what if its kept in good taste?
I wanna enter in a Frost rally. I won't even bitch about the entrance fee. (If I use viagra is it cheating?)
With this, you don't need a mint after, you get it during.
Those flakes are Frosted up!
Finally, I can Frost my baby with confidence.
Sale at the whorehouse!
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Funny
10 votes
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WhyMi? 3,549  12
02/23/2011 05:37 PM
When you see the marque stating :
"One night only at the Shakespeare Theater: a theatrical reading of Poe, Emerson, Frost!"
You'll Shakespeare a brick.
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Phlanderson Cooper 131,068 34
02/23/2011 08:34 PM
Oh honey, no.
That's a palindrome if you can't spell.
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Mr. Mike 11,439 21
02/24/2011 07:25 AM
FrostyouuoytsorF
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Chuckleworthy
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handsomerandall 1,188 8
02/24/2011 11:27 PM
Frostey the snowman....was jolly happy soul.....
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Pubah 56,851 18
02/25/2011 02:41 AM
You got me at 'Frosted' Flakes...
That pretty much describes all of us dosen't it?
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