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Next Great Cubicle Prank: The cubicle trifecta
A comedy article by Ravosdactyl 63,472 21
03/02/2011 10:18 AM 1569 views

We've all seen the articles on covering a cube in packing peanuts, or covering it in tinfoil or post it notes.

But what I suggest is devilishly clever, and has surely never been tried before. It is the cutting edge of pranks. Instead of simply causing some minor shenanigans, I suggest going all out. Cause a little mayhem, or havoc instead.

What I suggest is nothing short of genius.

I call it the cubicle trifecta. By combining all three of the above techniques, you will surely have your victim weeping softly to himself in corner.

The steps are as follows. Order is very important in this prank, because if you do it out of order, the results could be terrifying.

Step 1: cover everything in the cube with Post-it notes first off. And I mean everything. Walls, desk, monitor, pencils, books, and even their pad of post-it notes. The reason this step is first is because it will cover everything with an even layer. Consider writing messages on each post it, to make add an interesting twist.

Step 2: Now, cover everything in a layer of tinfoil. The reason this step comes second is rather simple. Putting post it notes on top of tinfoil will make it difficult to have an even surfact to stick to. And also, all the victim has to do is remove the tin foil, and the post-its would come with it, making double your work for no gain. Like step one, be sure to cover everything.

Step 3: Fill their cube with packing peanuts, or get creative and use another material, like popcorn, or shredded paper. The genius of the shredded paper is that while they are cleaning it out, they may get paper cuts. This is good if you hate your victim. If you are chums with them, then popcorn gives them a snack while they clean up. Win-win. The reason this is the last step is because if you do it first, it will get in the way of steps 1 & 2.

And that, in essence, is the cubicle trifecta.

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Next Great Cubicle Prank: The cubicle trifecta

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Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054193324
Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
03/17/2011 11:05 PM

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Ravosdactyl 63,472 21
03/28/2011 02:29 PM

If Luke McKinney didn't 5 orb this, I am very disappointed.