Drewcifer aka Dicko 46,366 58
03/09/2011 11:01 PM

I'm doing volunteer work community service at the San Diego food bank and decided to take the bus home. Wow, just wow.

Yep.

♣ Dianasaur ♣ 57,835 109
03/09/2011 11:20 PM

When I lived in Seattle I took the bus all the time. I loved sitting in the accordion section in the middle. It was all twisty and Shakespeare.

Don't Touch Me There, St. Pat! 5,582 10
03/10/2011 08:57 AM

"... everyone standing looks to be and about my age. The diversity on here is amazing."

Truly

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
03/10/2011 09:09 AM

So, lets tear apart the Shakespeare I wrote, Shakespearebird. Or you could take a big heap of "Go Frost yourself". Dick.

Don't Touch Me There, St. Pat! 5,582 10
03/10/2011 09:21 AM

Well, you hadn't called me a Shakespearebird before, and I was feeling needy.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
03/10/2011 09:25 AM

There's only room for one needy bitch on this site. Why do you think I drive Lobster away?

Hydrant-monkey 9,888 23
03/10/2011 09:43 AM

I'm doing volunteer work community service at the San Diego food bank and decided to take the bus home had to take the bus because they suspended my license.

Fix'deeddd'!

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
03/10/2011 10:05 AM

Nope, got my license, ya Frost-ing nut holster. better luck next time.



And, it's not community service. It's court ordered volunteer work.

Hydrant-monkey 9,888 23
03/10/2011 10:07 AM

It's court ordered volunteer work.

If it's ordered, it's not really volunteer, is it?

Ravosdactyl 63,472 21
03/10/2011 10:21 AM

Voluntold, more like.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
03/10/2011 10:22 AM

1 point to the fireman.

Sexual Harassment Pterodactyl 181,795 70
03/10/2011 10:34 AM

There's only room for one needy bitch on this site. Why do you think I drive Lobster away?


Only to allow her to hitch a ride back with you. I bet you even call the 30 minute rule.

Shakespearebird.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
03/10/2011 10:39 AM

the accordion section in the middle...all twisty and Shakespeare

Oddly enough, that the exact image I get in my head when I think of Dianada.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,048 22
03/10/2011 11:01 AM

Attention Entire World:

Just because a wireless headset supports the Bluetooth protocol doesn't make it "a Bluetooth." Most modern cellphones, computers, and cars also support the Bluetooth protocol, but you don't call your car "my Bluetooth" because people would punch you in the throat out of confusion.

I understand why it happens. The box (correctly) says "Bluetooth headset" on it, so people (incorrectly) shorten it to "Bluetooth" since that sounds cool. But Bluetooth in this context is basically an adjective describing the type of headset. If you bought something called a "big headset" (for people with large ears), you wouldn't shorten it to "a big." (Unless, of course, "big" stood for "Bigheadset I Got," but I digress.)

And I know the salesman you bought it from also called it "a Bluetooth," but if he knows anything about anything why is he working at Best Buy?

Sincerely,

BobJohnson

P.S. I'm not trying to pick on you, Bill. You're a nice guy from what I can tell. I like you. All I'm saying is that if you ever say that again, I'm going to beat the living Frost out of you.

Chickens won Black History Month 286,647 61
03/10/2011 11:06 AM

I'm gonna make of Xerox of this thread on my Cannon Copier.

Sexual Harassment Pterodactyl 181,795 70
03/10/2011 11:50 AM

I just laughed so hard I had to wipe my eyes with this kleenex. And then I'm going to go have a coke.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
03/10/2011 11:55 AM

My penis has a blue tooth.

Whistler 186,138 44
03/10/2011 11:56 AM

the accordian part of the bus

I don't know what this means because I'm a law abiding citizen who lives in the suburbs and has his own car, but I'm picturing Lawrence Welk, a bubble machine and a bunch of senior citizens doing the polka in polyester pants.















So where do I catch this bus?

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
03/10/2011 11:58 AM

Right outside your door, grandpa.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
03/10/2011 11:59 AM

My penis has a blue tooth

Oops, sorry. That's not a tooth, it's a spine.

Ravosdactyl 63,472 21
03/10/2011 12:01 PM

This tooth you speak of...is it blue?

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,048 22
03/10/2011 12:12 PM

I know the terms Kleenex and Xerox bug some people, but I don't think it's the same issue. First of all, those are company names and second of all, they don't actually describe how the copier or tissues work.

Calling Scotties Tissues "Kleenex" is like calling your HP computer "a Dell." That's weird. But calling your wireless headset "a Bluetooth" is like calling your computer "an Internet." That's weirder.

Zolton Under Glass 88,214 34
03/10/2011 12:15 PM

Ah, you Martians are always on about something or other.

Pubah 56,851 18
03/10/2011 12:57 PM

At least you have a train...the Frosttard leadership (money) in Kansas City dosen's see the need for commuter trains (maybe they're scared of the hordes of inner city negros that will use the train to rape and pillage thier quiet cul-de-sac) But we they daily about the traffic jam 2hour commute...

Humans are stupid

Barney Friday 2,612 19
03/10/2011 01:05 PM

Bill, You forgot to put the word "short" in your title.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
03/10/2011 04:32 PM

And you forgot, "the Frost-ing Douche", after your name.

Barney Friday 2,612 19
03/10/2011 05:01 PM

Wow....You are a little cranky since you quit drinking!





But that's okay...I will drink one for you tonight.

Whistler 186,138 44
03/10/2011 05:05 PM

Bill quit drinking?



That guy can't stick with anything.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
03/10/2011 05:41 PM

Yeah, I quit drinking. Last Saturday was the last time I tipped one 29 back. But, on the bright side; it's Thursday, I get paid tomorrow and I still have money left.

Don't Touch Me There, St. Pat! 5,582 10
03/10/2011 07:24 PM

ya Frost-ing nut holster

Damnit. Now I've got another one to aim for.

Whistler 186,138 44
03/10/2011 07:29 PM

Good for you, Bill.


Bad for all the bars, liquor stores and beer distributors in southern California, but good for you.

Drewcifer aka Dicko 46,366 58
03/10/2011 07:32 PM

Did you get six months or a year?

9 out of 10 Gynos recommend Midgets 96,151 48
03/10/2011 07:39 PM

I suppose it's good for Bill, but I for one like Drunk Bill.

Just because the state of California, MADD, the ASPCA, the NAACP, NATO, and most of northern Mexico don't like Drunk Bill is no reason to ruin it for the rest of us!

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
03/10/2011 08:50 PM

Yeah, the guy from the liquor store is outside my house with a ghetto blaster raised over his head playing, "Baby come back".

PacificPhi - Back In Action 1,860 6
03/10/2011 08:54 PM

It must must pretty awesome knowing you have an affect upon certain futures (wheat, barley, malt, etc.) on Wall Street.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
03/10/2011 08:56 PM

Have you noticed the price of aluminium?

Whistler 186,138 44
03/10/2011 10:53 PM

The S.E.C. has put a legal restraint barring B.I.G. from entering rehab or even cutting down until the economy recovers from Bill's announcement.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
03/10/2011 11:03 PM

ya Frost-ing nut holster

Damnit. Now I've got another one to aim for


You tell me what that means and I'll tell you whether you're a Froststick or a pathetic loser.

Thud 68,525 19
03/10/2011 11:11 PM

I'll guess it's a Froststick. What do I win if I'm right?

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
03/10/2011 11:17 PM

Whistlers fife and a picture of Brads boobs.



Still want to be right?

Thud 68,525 19
03/10/2011 11:28 PM

Uh, perhaps not. Let me check on the resale value of pre-slobbered fifes.

Whistler 186,138 44
03/10/2011 11:49 PM

Whistlers fife

Yeah. Because a guy who has dedicated 32 years of his life to playing, studying, writing about and teaching something would only have one of that something.

Or like he would part with any of his collection.

Some of which have been collecting slobber for close to 250 years. And yes, I play the antique and historical instruments in my collection. No matter how rare and precious, a musical instrument isn't art until (and unless) you play it.


But I do have some inexpensive plastic ones I give to beginners. I'll toss you one of those if you want.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
03/11/2011 12:06 AM

Wow? Did I hit a nerve? Are you going into "Frost-ing with me about my fife" shock?

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
03/11/2011 12:08 AM

Fifes! Pfft. All the cool kids today are rocking the triangle.

Ravosdactyl 63,472 21
03/11/2011 08:31 AM

Some of which have been collecting slobber for close to 250 years.

Wow, Whistler is older than I thought.

KatDawg 10,055 11
03/11/2011 11:18 AM

All the cool kids today are rocking the triangle.

Heh.

Mary Kitt-Neel 2,902 10
03/13/2011 10:41 AM

I have this vision in my head of someone taking an accordion bus that's been retired from service, fixing the rear axles so they won't turn (or maybe anchoring the rear part of the bus into the ground) and then driving the front part away as fast as they can until the accordion reaches its maximum extent and then breaks, sending the front of the bus hurtling along like a brick-shaped ground rocket ...

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
03/13/2011 11:47 AM

But, they're rear wheel drive?

Mary Kitt-Neel 2,902 10
03/13/2011 06:05 PM

Well, crap. There you go being practical.

9 out of 10 Gynos recommend Midgets 96,151 48
03/13/2011 06:34 PM

But I think they're also rear engine. So same line of thinking, just in reverse.