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The Hooters Dude Prank
A comedy conversation by TomMabe 393 10
03/11/2011 11:42 PM 5600 views
I had just finished a corporate comedy gig in Iowa. I called my buddy and fellow comedian Dobie Maxwell to tell him the show went well, and that I was kicking back at Hooters having some wings. Dobie said last time he was in Iowa, he went to a Hooters restaurant and came to the conclusion they should change the name to Udders. I laughed so hard I had Diet Pepsi coming out of my nose (although milk would have been more appropriate).

I guess when you go to Hooters you're expecting hot chicks and wings, not Grandma from The Nutty Professor:



Last summer I read that there was some guy suing Hooters over gender discrimination, because they refused to hire him as a server. Come on! When I'm at Hooters, I'd rather have Grandma Klump bring me my wings than some dude!

When do we draw the line here? A dude protesting Hooters is like the Westboro Baptist Church protesting funerals of our soldiers. Who in their right freaking mind wakes up one day and goes "Here's an idea, let's protest a funeral!? That's like being pro-abortion, then going to an abortion clinic with a posterboard screaming "KILL THAT BABY!"



At any rate, I'm the kind of guy who always needs answers (why is there a W in the word "answer"?) So I recently went to a Hooters in Louisville, KY to find out what customers really thought about the idea of Hooter Dudes. Enjoy.

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7 Comments on "

The Hooters Dude Prank

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(Funniest: Johnny Plankton,John Hargrave,Drewcifer aka Dicko)


Funny 5 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054192942
John Hargrave 128,751 73
03/11/2011 11:44 PM

Awesome. Next time, I dare you to get breast implants.
 

Chuckleworthy 5 votes 2.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054192951
Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
03/12/2011 11:49 AM

Dude-ers.
 

Funny 4 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054192971
Drewcifer aka Dicko 46,366 58
03/12/2011 11:39 PM

Jeff Foxworthy is spinning in his grave.
 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054192981
Spicytoy 8 4
03/13/2011 02:52 PM

Great funny post. I love it. Because I Am Thankful For Laughter, Except When Milk Comes Out Of My Nose.
 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054192986
Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
03/13/2011 04:53 PM

I don't know how there are only 9 votes on this. Tom Mabe may be our Greatest Living American Redneck Prankster.
 

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steveduck 83 6
03/14/2011 09:39 AM

That's not the first time I've seen a dude Waiting at hooters.
 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054193391
Johnny Plankton 4,102 27
03/18/2011 02:56 PM

Jeff Foxworthy is spinning in his grave.

If only. There are times when I think of God and wonder "Why did Stevie Ray Vaughn and Buddy Holly die in plane crashes, yet the Blue Collar Comedy tour flies safely?

I guess that's one of life's mysteries.

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