Socialite superstar Paris Hilton celebrated her 30th birthday last month. Being the quiet, shy and retiring type that she is, Paris held a huge private birthday party, attended by a mass of close family, friends, security guards and cheeky Facebook prankster gate-crashers.
"Should I dress slutty or trashy?" she pondered
The prankster in question, known as "Paz" on FaceBook, fortunately had a friend with high connections (or low connections depending on your point of view) who managed to get him into the swanky party with the aid of a red wristband with the letter "P" scribbled on it.
Enjoying his moment of glory, Paz smiled for the paparazzi and strolled along the red carpet to enjoy the birthday festivities, which naturally involved a lot of free-flowing alcohol and dancers dressed in uber-tight neon light suits parading around looking like extras from a Lady Gaga video.
Finally it was time for the hotel heiress to cut the cake. Apparently there was more than one cake, because when you're as rich as the Hiltons, you can afford to splash out on two cakes. So along with a reasonably regular-looking cake, there was a huge red towering cake just for show. $3,200 worth of showcake, to be exact (according to the makers, Viridian Spirits).
Unsurprisingly, it only took her one blow
After the candles has been dutifully blown out, the rich and bored went back to the party, while the red monstrosity stayed on the table, ignored and untouched. Paz asked a waiter what would happen to the treat, only to be horrified to learn that it was going to be thrown away.
Now, if you have already gate-crashed Paris Hilton's birthday party, you might start feeling you are untouchable, especially if you are drunk. Loaded with self-confidence and alcohol, Paz decided to steal the neglected cake. With his friend acting as a watchout, the cake thief nonchalantly lifted the towering dessert and carried it past security, knowingfully nodding at them to help erase suspicion. It was that easy to escape with Paris' personal possessions, and they didn't even get her current boyfriend Cy Waits pulling a gun on them.
At least the cake was classy and understated
However, the next day Paz realized he had an incredibly expensive and illicit cake sitting in his living room. Like a dead body, he knew he had to dispose of it. Of course, the easiest way to get rid of a cake is to eat it, but in a stroke of ironic genius, Paz drove the cake to where it would be truly appreciated.
To a homeless shelter in Los Angeles.
So a $3,200 cake crafted for the rich found its way into the stomachs of the poor. Poetic justice that not even Paris would complain about (especially since the whole escapade received a mountain of media attention). Still, to make the celebrated star feel better, she was presented with a bunch more cakes:
Paris was disappointed by the lack of beefcake
And to make her feel even better, ZUG managed to find a couple more cakes made to honor the Beverly Hills fashion icon:
"Can I have an ear please?"
NSFW? It's just a cake!
You can read the original story of the cake-napping here.
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