Sean MacChickens 286,647 61
03/22/2011 08:25 AM

Religion - supposed to be good for you, but pick the wrong one and you will find yourself burning at the stake, selling everything you own to give to the aliens, or walking into a synagogue with tnt strapped to your chest.

Cadbury Creme Midgets 96,151 48
03/22/2011 09:15 AM

Klara Hitlers vagina - Yeah, it's a vag, which is awesome. But the one time it got tapped it canceled out over 60 million others that got tapped.

Brad Poynter 36,184 48
03/22/2011 10:08 AM

Human Beings.

Whistler 186,138 44
03/22/2011 10:16 AM

This thread.

Chocolate Easter Panda 181,795 70
03/22/2011 10:50 AM

Goatse

Sean MacChickens 286,647 61
03/22/2011 11:04 AM

The love I feel from Whistler.

Shellebelle 77,143 25
03/22/2011 01:28 PM

Any stand-up routine done by Dane Cook.

SIV9939 13,642 16
03/22/2011 01:45 PM

4chan

Sean MacChickens 286,647 61
03/22/2011 02:14 PM

Chat rooms - originally a way to unite like-minded people from all over the world to engage in meaningful conversation, these are basically used solely for 40 year old men to arrange sexual encounters with minors

Aristocrat 2.0 RC 3,333 17
03/22/2011 04:11 PM

Chat rooms - originally a way to unite like-minded people from all over the world to engage in meaningful conversation, these are basically used solely for 40 year old men to arrange sexual encounters with minors other 40 year old men who are pretending to be minors.

Fixed!

Chocolate Easter Panda 181,795 70
03/22/2011 04:36 PM

Chat Roulette

Cadbury Creme Midgets 96,151 48
03/22/2011 05:07 PM

The Myth of the Female Orgasm.

SIV9939 13,642 16
03/22/2011 05:11 PM

Reproduction.

Chocolate Easter Panda 181,795 70
03/22/2011 05:14 PM

Lindsey Lohan, Crisco, the Internet, the term "well-done" when it refers to a steak or a hooker, boot-sandal things, and drunk texting

Shemp Happens 22,222 17
03/22/2011 07:13 PM

In no particular order.


1. Jersey Shore.

2. The McRib.

3. At least half of the US presidents over the past 100 years.

4. The Fab' Phelps.

5. Pram.

6. The TeleTubbies.

7. Women's rights.

8. England.

9. Glory Holes.

10. $20 hookers.

UnderSpicey: 5 years 101,398 77
03/22/2011 07:24 PM

internet relationships

uh, I got nothing.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
03/22/2011 07:54 PM

1. The international space station - useless expensive piece of space junk that has so far produced 0 valuable research projects.

2. Marijuana laws - Purely a political move by paper companies.

3. George Bush - do I really have to add to that?

4. The space shuttle program - supposed to be a cheap, safe method of moving things into orbit. Turned out to be an incredibly dangerous and expensive method. The whole shuttle program should be considered a failure.

5. Corn Ethanol - Subsidizing a food crop that isn't economically viable, and then not even using it to feed people.

6. Mother Theresa - Miserable hypocritical Carroll. Provided no significant medical care or assistance other than places for the sick to be made slightly more comfortable while waiting to die. Sucked up to ruthless dictators, endorsed the plans of involuntary sterilization of the poor by the Indian government. Millions in donations to her causes went completely unaccounted for. Of course, when she herself died, it was in a modern hospital receiving the best care possible.

7. Atkins diet - Good news, you will loose weight. Bad news, much higher than average rebound effect plus ruins your heart and liver.

8. Jenny McCarthy - Vaccines don't cause autism any more than dumb blonde twats provide solid medical advice.

Drewcifer 3:16 46,366 58
03/22/2011 08:02 PM

Editorials on Zug.

Sean MacChickens 286,647 61
03/23/2011 08:05 AM

Mother Theresa? I guess no matter what you do somebody is gonna hate you.

turtle10 42,578 26
03/23/2011 08:24 AM

The education of when to use loose or lose.

Ravosdactyl 63,472 21
03/23/2011 08:39 AM

Rebecca Black.

Shellebelle 77,143 25
03/23/2011 08:51 AM

Women's rights.


Things that will do more good than harm:


A liberal coating of arsenic on Shemp's next sammich.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/23/2011 09:59 AM

Lawyers.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/23/2011 09:59 AM

I'll be sending you all a bill.

BisectYouAllstate_Goodhands 5,200 15
03/23/2011 10:16 AM

Canada

Shemp Happens 22,222 17
03/23/2011 01:06 PM

Women's rights.


Things that will do more good than harm:


A liberal coating of arsenic on Shemp's next sammich.




Sorry Shell, since racism isnt funny, I thought I'd give sexism a try.

So far so good.

The Mailman 176,467 56
03/23/2011 01:14 PM

ZUG's Superbowl prank.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
03/23/2011 01:29 PM

Dynomite not personally owned by Brad Poynter.

Drewcifer 3:16 46,366 58
03/23/2011 02:00 PM

Winning the hearts and minds of Iraqis and Afghanis.

Shellebelle 77,143 25
03/23/2011 02:13 PM

Sorry Shell, since racism isnt funny, I thought I'd give sexism a try.

So far so good.

Sexism is funny. I found you funny because I know you don't really feel that way. Just like I would never really put arsenic in a man's food. Again.

Manhole 21,658 29
03/23/2011 03:50 PM

1. The international space station - useless expensive piece of space junk that has so far produced 0 valuable research projects.

4. The space shuttle program - supposed to be a cheap, safe method of moving things into orbit. Turned out to be an incredibly dangerous and expensive method. The whole shuttle program should be considered a failure.

I hope you're just having a bad day and blindly complaining about stuff, because nobody can be that wrong on purpose.

I'm not going to waste time linking to wiki's, but I can tell you that the International Space Station, aided with the Space Shuttle, has run countless scientific experiments and long term research projects. Most people never read or hear about them unless they're a hardcore geek because they involve stuff like combustion in a microgravity environment or figuring out how to monitor water toxicity in space flight. This stuff might be boring, but it is essential knowledge that the next generation will need in order to further explore the solar system.

It's kind of like running some experiments to see if the Lewis and Clark Expedition can survive instead of just crossing your fingers. The results of numerous experiments and tests performed aboard the ISS and the Shuttle are leading to a conclusion that the human body can not withstand the 6 month zero gravity journey to Mars. Costly? Yes. Zero valuable research projects? Considered a failure? That's not even worthy of discussion.

Sean MacChickens 286,647 61
03/23/2011 04:01 PM

Plus I got my microwave.

Sean MacChickens 286,647 61
03/23/2011 04:03 PM

But getting back on subject, Elizabeth Taylor.

Yah, yah, yah. She made National Velvet and Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.

But in other movies she also made dog after dog and destroyed man after man who thought it might be a good idea to marry a starlet.

Richard Burton never got the credit he deserved.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
03/23/2011 11:35 PM

Well Manhole, I will have to revise slightly. I should have said the ISS has not performed a single valuable piece of researched that couldn't have been done just as well at a much lower cost and risk using unmanned satellites instead of trying to create a semi-permanent habitat for human beings in a Frost-ing vacuum. As far as hardcore geeks, it was Richard Feynman, one of the greatest physicists of his generation, that first pronounced the space shuttle program a flop, many,many years ago. He only invented quantum electrodynamics and won a Nobel prize, but if he doesn't fit the bill maybe Bob Park is geeky enough for you, seeing as he was the head of the American Physical Society and a major critic of both programs.

It's the scientific community who have been screaming for the government to dismantle these programs. They're better for public relations than actual science. I'd love to see man walk on Mars, but so far we haven't even figured out a way for a human to survive even a fraction of the trip, since once outside the earth's magnetic field and atmosphere cosmic rays and ionizing solar radiation tend to shoot through the body and shred DNA strands into protein soup.

No offense, I respect and share your passion for the topic, but the fact is the shuttle program was a disaster in a political wrapper. It probably set space exploration back by at least a decade if not more, and the international space station is a joke.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
03/23/2011 11:36 PM

It may not be romantic, but this is the age of unmanned space exploration. Walking on another planet is something our great grandchildren might one day accomplish, but only if we focus our efforts now on developing the science and technologies that will make that possible. Sorry, but we aren't going to live to see it, though I would be ecstatically happy if I turned out to be wrong on the topic.

The deep space climate observatory, an incredibly useful instrument that was intended for placement at the lagrange 1 point to collect data on how much of the Suns energy was absorbed or reflected by the earth, was stuck in a warehouse because funds were diverted to the ISS.

Now the mars rover, the earlier one that cost under a million to build and used modified automotive airbags as a cheap, effective way to land safely, then exceeded it's expected lifetime something like 6 times over while returning tons of data, take samples - that was some good Frost-ing science.

poop has no smell in space - just thought i'd add that.

Zolton Under Glass 88,214 34
03/23/2011 11:42 PM

All right, already, Jesus.

We said we'd read the book. You could have just emailed it.

Shemp Happens 22,222 17
03/23/2011 11:55 PM

poop has no smell in space - just thought i'd add that.


Unless you Shakespeare your space suit.

But then you'd be the only one who could smell it.

Drewcifer 3:16 46,366 58
03/23/2011 11:57 PM

Also, the moon landing was all a hoax.

Shemp Happens 22,222 17
03/24/2011 12:00 AM

Also, the moon landing was all a hoax.



Not all of it was a hoax.

Except the actuall going there and landing part.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
03/24/2011 12:29 AM

Yeah, I'm having a day. Worked my ass off and felt like I accomplished nothing. But since I am a bastard I will point out that we already knew several dozen reasons man couldn't survive the trip to mars, before they ever launched the ISS. So they spent billions to perform experiments to verify what we already knew.

Well, at least our government is consistent.

Manhole, i may disagree with you, but I really do share the passion for scientific exploration. I could go on a long tirade about how we ignore the heroes who spend their lives doing the thankless research that allows the bulk of our lazy, worthless species to slowly crawl forward, while we still celebrate people who can hit things the farthest with sticks. You just invoked my nerd-rage when you suggested my disagreement with you equated to scientific illiteracy.

I guess what I really mean is, Frost us, we all suck.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
03/24/2011 12:44 AM

Personally, I hope we never get off the earth. We'll just Frost up the average of whatever galaxy we get to. I think on a large scale.

Hay Fever 98,023 37
03/24/2011 01:30 AM

I was doing an image search of "nerd rage" and didn't really find much related to nerd rage that was particularly funny. Unrelated though...

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
03/24/2011 08:55 AM

Personally, I hope we never get off the earth. We'll just Frost up the average of whatever galaxy we get to. I think on a large scale.

As it should be. Frost people from other galaxies. If we made it there before they made it here, they were just watching that planet for us until we got there.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
03/24/2011 09:21 AM

I had no idea you were a Scientologist.

Filly Pune 39,193 20
03/24/2011 10:39 AM

Mother Theresa? I guess no matter what you do somebody is gonna hate you.

Actually, speaking as someone who's been living in the city she was trying to help, I have to agree. She really did nothing of value to help improve people's lives; she only helped them die. If you want to ever donate money or time to a good cause, Calcutta Rescue is the one you should choose. I've volunteered over there a couple times and it's amazing how much they actually do to help people before they die.

Also, shiitake.

Sean MacChickens 286,647 61
03/24/2011 01:30 PM

You're living in Calcutta? My how our little filly has grown.

Dianasaur sez RAWR 57,835 109
03/24/2011 02:42 PM

She's all doin' grown up things with her life and such.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/24/2011 03:21 PM

Meh, she still has no boobs.

Don't Touch Me There, St. Pat! 5,582 10
03/24/2011 08:40 PM

I think we got Tang from the earlier space program, and ... I like Tang. So space is wicked cool, by definition.

Plus, Willie McCool was my Calculus TA at Maryland the year I finally passed that Frost-ing class, (yeah, it was my 4th try, what the Frost of it? Have you SEEN calculus?).

And Willie was way wicked cooler than Tang.

Chocolate Easter Panda 181,795 70
03/24/2011 08:44 PM

No delicious boobs.

Shemp Happens 22,222 17
03/24/2011 09:03 PM

Meh, she still has no boobs

Compared to you Big, were all flat chested.









I know, I know, I'm one to talk. But I know you gotta have a cup size or two on me.

Sock Popstar 18,572 33 has done more harm than good.
03/26/2011 10:14 AM

Back on topic, kids.

Filly Pune 39,193 20
03/26/2011 11:10 AM

Meh, she still has no boobs.



I'm just sayin'.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
03/26/2011 11:21 AM

I'm sorry, that picture needs to be in the "More good than harm" thread.

Shellebelle 77,143 25
03/26/2011 11:48 AM

When I met Filly, I happened to notice that she has very nice boobs.

Ummm, I'm just very observant. It's not like I stared at them when she wasn't looking and wondered what it would be like to touch them. Nope. Not me.

PRAM 80,728 42
03/26/2011 01:17 PM

Vaginas.

PRAM 80,728 42 sigh, that one's been done already.
03/26/2011 01:22 PM

Alright, no one has thought of this one: Mr. Hands

Madness 4,366 10
03/26/2011 02:41 PM

I'm with Akimbo on this one.

The only reason people have such a boner for space right now is because we know we'll need something to fall back on when the concequences of humans shoving their collective dicks in every single one of the earth's orifices (and then drilling more orifices when there are none left) for the last hundred years catch up with us.

This planet is like an ex who used to be hot before the meth and prostitution started.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
03/26/2011 05:34 PM

Just to be clear, no one can prove a thing about me giving drugs to planets or other celestial bodies.

Neptune 46,366 58
03/26/2011 08:34 PM

Hey! The line you cut for Saturn is bigger than mine!

Whistler 186,138 44
03/26/2011 09:31 PM

Chickens.

He thinks Elizabeth Taylor is bad and Mother Theresa is good.

Hello? Father of the Bride? A Place in the Sun? Suddenly, Last Summer? Butterfield 8? Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? Reflections in a Golden Eye? GIANT????? And come on - who else could have played Fred Flintstone's mother-in-law, Pearl Slaghoople, other than La Liz? You suck.

And yes, it's been pretty well established that Mother Theresa was a failure at best and quite possibly a fraud.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
03/26/2011 09:45 PM

Just to be clear, no one can prove a thing about me giving drugs to planets or other celestial bodies.

Insert smuggling drugs in uranus joke here

I'm too tired to come up with one, but I'm sure it's workable.