My room mate wants to beat my ass!
A comedy conversation
by Bill the Squirrel  53,270  54
04/02/2011 10:00 PM 211 views
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He's really drunk and was Frost-ing with a 16 year old girl. I told him to stop and informed him of her age. He punched me in the face. He was mad at me for calling him a pervert. Guess I need to move. Frost!
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Funny
6 votes
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Hilarious
9 votes
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Future Druggist 2,533  11
04/02/2011 10:05 PM
Your roommates BIG?
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Funny
4 votes
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Declan as Dexter Fisher 131,891 36
04/02/2011 10:53 PM
Let him. It might lead to a wonderful understanding and great happiness for you both.
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Chuckleworthy
5 votes
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Drewcifermania 46,366 58
04/02/2011 11:30 PM
He misses the good old days when he was that 16 year-old girl....
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Funny
2 votes
3.0
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Shemp: Moving to the Boonies. 22,222 17
04/03/2011 12:07 AM
You should kick your room mates ass twice.
Once for being a pedophile, and once for assulting you.
I mean really dude, drop the elbow on the mother-Froster!
Put your boot so far up his ass that you permanently tilt his uterus!
Stick your dick in his drink when he is not looking.
Or.
Just call the cops on him.
Do someting! Then post the funny outcome here on LIVE.
Something. Anything. Just dont take it like a wee little girl.
I guess what I'm saying is, don't be such a Poe.
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Funny
10 votes
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TWSS - with HOT FUDGE!! BWAHAHAHA! 27,416 24
04/03/2011 01:19 AM
Tell him you googled the girls name then show him the other thread about the 16 year old trying to get on MTV by getting pregnant.
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Chuckleworthy
5 votes
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Whistler 186,138 44
04/03/2011 04:47 AM
Your roommates BIG
His roommate's big what?
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Funny
5 votes
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Whistler 186,138 44
04/03/2011 04:48 AM
Confidential to BTS: Reason #2 to move - it's easier to be sober when you don't live with drunks.
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Chuckleworthy
5 votes
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Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
04/03/2011 07:51 AM
Yeah, we fought. I lost. Go figure. Pictures of my black eye later.
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Amusing
1 votes
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Future Druggist 2,533 11
04/03/2011 08:06 AM
His roommate's big what?
Ask him yourself.
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Hilarious
3 votes
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Sean MacChickens 286,647 61
04/03/2011 08:47 AM
Him too?
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Funny
5 votes
3.0
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Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
04/03/2011 09:53 AM
Don't you guys care? What kind of internet friends are you?
Oh wait, I remember, carry on.
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Funny
4 votes
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Pubah 's Two Cents 56,851 18
04/03/2011 11:58 AM
My room mate wants to beat my ass
And so do I
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