Dave's not here 52,827 16
04/09/2011 03:38 PM

And you're sure Saturday afternoon was the optimal timing for this thread?

Zelkun 639 12
04/09/2011 04:02 PM

Just to prove Dave's Not Here wrong:



Spending this Saturday doing some light yard work.

This process includes me going into my back yard, saying, "Frost this," and going back inside to post on Zug.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
04/09/2011 04:04 PM

You managed one more step than I did. I went straight from waking up to Frost this.

Jeeni - 35 characters is not long e 47,815 51
04/09/2011 04:08 PM

I got up and out of bed, got dressed, and then back to bed to work. My casual office for the day.

(Yes, that's a creepy statue of a butler in the other room. It stares at me in bed.)

Chocolate Easter Panda 181,795 70
04/09/2011 04:27 PM

I would post a pic of a day in my life but I can't take a pic of that many penises in a butt all at once.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
04/09/2011 04:30 PM

Spending this Saturday doing some light yard work

Wait until the sun goes down and then go out and do some dark yard work.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
04/09/2011 04:49 PM

I had a pretty weird day.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
04/09/2011 05:08 PM

Before I decide how many orbs to give that I need to know if you are intentionaly doing a Simon Pegg imitation of if it was just coincidental.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
04/09/2011 05:10 PM

I don't know who that is.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
04/09/2011 05:14 PM

Holy Shakespeare.

Completely unintentional, but kind of scary.

KChikita Rex 128,451 98
04/09/2011 06:42 PM

My friend accidentally dyed my hair using two different colors today, but I think it's going to be okay. And I'm going to a concert later. So I will DEFINITELY be posting a picture from this day in the life of KChiki.

Zelkun 639 12
04/09/2011 09:27 PM

Wait until the sun goes down and then go out and do some dark yard work.



You're right. It was WAY easier to ignore the overgrown yard in the dark.

KChikita Rex 128,451 98
04/09/2011 09:33 PM

I'm at Jack Rabbits waiting to see Atomic Tom and having a much needed beer!

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
04/09/2011 09:58 PM

KELKUN: Spending this Saturday doing some light yard work

DOGS: Wait until the sun goes down and then go out and do some dark yard work.

Comedy.

ZELKUN: You're right. It was WAY easier to ignore the overgrown yard in the dark.


Comedy Gold.

KChikita Rex 128,451 98
04/09/2011 10:40 PM

Who goes to a rock show wearing HEELS?? I mean, really?

NOT THIS CHICK!

KChikita Rex 128,451 98
04/09/2011 10:44 PM

Proof!

Whistler 186,138 44
04/09/2011 11:57 PM

A day in the life of Whistler (but only for another six weeks!):

The Mailman 176,467 56
04/10/2011 12:01 AM

Proof!

Ok, now that KChiki has posted a picture of her Chuck Taylors, all I'm hoping is that Pram won't post a picture of what he did today.

KChikita Rex 128,451 98
04/10/2011 12:50 AM

I have crooked legs.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
04/10/2011 02:28 AM

Legs akimbo.

Brad Poynter 36,184 48
04/10/2011 10:11 AM

No comment


My superpowers (and a nipple) exposed!

The Tax Man Cometh 5,582 10
04/10/2011 10:15 AM

I have crooked legs.

I was gonna post, "Don't worry, guys mostly just care that your legs spread open, and that they're functional enough to bring him the sammich you made."

But then I decided KChikita's WAY too classy for that kind of predictability, so I thought I'd go with something better.

Then I realized that's the best I got. Sorry.




On the other hand, I am aware of the pronoun ambiguity up there, so now I feels better. Not enough to fix it, Frost off.

Mary Kitt-Neel 2,902 10
04/10/2011 10:37 AM

I do stuff like this when I have to write about some boring Shakespeare like, I dunno ... pressure washers or something:

Shellebelle 77,143 25
04/10/2011 11:22 AM

and a nipple

If dinesh opened this thread looking for boobs, he's pretty disappointed about now.

Shellebelle 77,143 25
04/10/2011 11:48 AM

and a nipple

Don't get me wrong, I personally enjoyed the nipple. In fact, this thread could use a little more Brad nipple.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
04/10/2011 12:31 PM

I do stuff like this when I have to write about some boring Shakespeare like, I dunno ... pressure washers or something:



Blasphemy!

KChikita Rex 128,451 98
04/11/2011 10:20 AM

I was gonna post, "Don't worry, guys mostly just care that your legs spread open, and that they're functional enough to bring him the sammich you made."

Well, I've never had any complaints about their ability to wrap aroun...

But then I decided KChikita's WAY too classy for that kind of predictability, so I thought I'd go with something better.

Umm...heh, whoops.

Fratberry 283,052 53
04/11/2011 12:33 PM

I should submit this to icanhascheezburger

Brad Poynter 36,184 48
04/11/2011 12:38 PM

Fixed vision cat is watching you masturbate.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
04/11/2011 12:39 PM

Fratberry, what the hell is that tan, furry thing hanging on the coat rack? You skin 'em when they die?

Hay Fever 98,023 37
04/11/2011 12:39 PM

So what did he finish morphing into after the picture was taken?

Fratberry 283,052 53
04/11/2011 12:53 PM

Everybody is getting cat jerky for Christmas this year!

The Tax Man Cometh 5,582 10
04/11/2011 12:54 PM

Posts like Brad's make me sad I can't click someone 3 times.

Fratberry 283,052 53
04/11/2011 01:12 PM

A day in the life of me studying this time last year...


ZUG: That's where I'm a narcissist!

Shellebelle 77,143 25
04/11/2011 01:58 PM

This thread needs some Fratberry nipple too.

SUYMB!!

Undies with English Teeth 101,398 77
04/11/2011 03:48 PM

Homeschooling. From bed, because I'm supposed to lie flat as much as possible.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
04/11/2011 04:06 PM

Ok, I'll bite.

Why are you supposed to lie as flat as possible?

Chocolate Easter Panda 181,795 70
04/11/2011 04:07 PM

I just want to go on record as saying that Fratberry does "crippled and dying" much better.

Hay Fever 98,023 37
04/11/2011 04:08 PM

Because usually when she lies, she's all over the place and it's obvious. If she keeps an even tone, the lie is more believable.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
04/11/2011 04:08 PM

I'll bet he also does "not having your bed look like a tsunami hit it" better.

Fratberry 283,052 53
04/11/2011 10:19 PM

This thread needs some Fratberry nipple too.

SUYMB!!

Ask and (unfortunate for everyone) ye shall receive...

Fratberry 283,052 53
04/11/2011 10:22 PM

The whitest Frat you know... probably five years ago and one of the reasons I don't really drink anymore

Hay Fever 98,023 37
04/11/2011 10:24 PM

Your armpits have eyelashes.

KChikita Rex 128,451 98
04/11/2011 10:30 PM

This is what I'm doing. I'm kind of on a roll here. This is #4 tonight. I haven't made anything in a couple months so I'm kind of stoked.

KChikita Rex 128,451 98
04/11/2011 10:31 PM

It might be kind of difficult to wear like that though.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
04/11/2011 11:45 PM

I didn't know they made a DIY kit for anal beads.

KChikita Rex 128,451 98
04/11/2011 11:52 PM

::pop::pop::pop::pop::

Manhole 21,658 29
04/12/2011 12:15 AM

is way more excited than she should be.

Hey, no problem. It's not that big a deal, I understand. I mean, he does have some really nice arm pits and all. You two should totally get a room.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
04/12/2011 12:24 AM

As I move into the second half of my thirties I find a certain follicular genetic proclivity, as if great grandma Frosted a wookie. I'd just about have to comb and part my chest hair in order to show nips.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
04/12/2011 01:44 AM

Don't worry Manhole, she only has eyes for you. And all the other 9th graders out there.

Shellebelle 77,143 25
04/12/2011 10:28 AM

Fripples!


(Fratberry nipples)

The High Priestess 58,986 29
04/12/2011 10:32 AM

Holy Shakespeare Frat! Even your armpit hair can do jazz hands!

Sock Popstar 18,572 33
04/13/2011 08:53 PM

Currently, in my English class, I'm writing an ethnographic essay about literacy in a local thrasher band.

So far I have this:



And this:



I'm going to fail this project.

Drewcifer, The Devil's Asscrack 46,366 58
04/13/2011 09:33 PM

Same thing as everyday... a little song, a little dance, a little drunken romance.

Joo Grrrrl 15,189 12
04/14/2011 09:30 AM

Unfortunately, I can't capture smell in picture. A day in the life of a foreclosure Realtor.

KChikita Is the Girl from Ipanema 128,451 98 throws up all over the thread.
04/14/2011 09:32 AM

Okay, I've lived in some messy conditions but even the worst doesn't come close to that. Holy craps.

Joo Grrrrl 15,189 12
04/14/2011 09:37 AM

I'm too skeered to go to the basement. Why?

Because you never know what you will find down there...
Cough, cough, gasp

KChikita Is the Girl from Ipanema 128,451 98
04/14/2011 09:38 AM

Hey, is that Jason Voorhees in that basement picture?

Joo Grrrrl 15,189 12
04/14/2011 09:50 AM

Girl, I wish these were the worst houses I've been in. I just uploaded the two most recent properties here for your amusement.
For instance, what do YOU do when your roof springs a leak...?

Do you try to stop it by diverting it to the kid's Spongebob room on the second floor?

When Spongebob fails to soak up the mess on the second floor, just srategically place some "water retention containers" in the living room...


HOW DO PEOPLE LIVE LIKE THIS!?

Zelkun 639 12
04/14/2011 10:27 AM

When I bought my house a couple years back, I saw a few properties exactly like that. One foreclosure actually looked nice and I thought, "It's not that bad, I can buy the house, get a home equity loan, and this will be awesome."

Then I go to the basement and it looks like the old owner got the news of his foreclosure, got drunk, and then smashed everything with a sledghammer. including all the plumbing fixtures and foundation walls.

Frost-ing deadbeats.

Sock Popstar 18,572 33
04/15/2011 08:48 PM

I got a new haircut! And new makeup!






This is mah sexxy face. I think it needs work:

Sock Popstar 18,572 33
04/15/2011 09:05 PM

OHMIGOD I totally have a lazy eye!!!!!!!!!11!!!1!

Fillykok 39,193 20
04/15/2011 09:56 PM

/attention whore

SIV9939 13,642 16
04/15/2011 10:10 PM

Whenever I see this thread, I think of this.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
04/15/2011 11:27 PM

Today, I went here:




With him:





And had this:





And these:











And no Straw, I didn't finish them this time either.




By the way, the guy is my assistant/service guy in training. I fix a bunch of Shakespeare and make him clean up after me.

Hay Fever 98,023 37
04/15/2011 11:31 PM

Why don't you rub it in, Emerson!?!?! That's my burger!

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
04/15/2011 11:34 PM

Well, I didn't have that fancy beer you had. Wasn't it made out of blueberries or horse hair or something?

Hay Fever 98,023 37
04/15/2011 11:38 PM

I'm sorry for yelling. Burgers are a very important part of my life.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
04/15/2011 11:39 PM

They are 2 of the 7 food groups

Sock Popstar 18,572 33
04/16/2011 04:19 AM

/attention whore

Hello, dear. Are you new? Because that news is not.

Plus, I'm quite sure I was following the rules. A day in the life of ______. Post pics of what you did today. Well, I got new makeup and a new haircut, and was working on my sexy face. I'm sorry if it wasn't funny enough for you. Download Firefox and install the me blocker that ZSolton created, just like all the other people who are afraid of me don't know when a joke is a joke don't wanna try to get to know me on a deeper level.*

















*I may or may not be on my period. I have a Mirena implant that made my periods damn near go away, so my periods are just hormone fluxes without the grossness.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
04/16/2011 08:33 AM

And you're sure Saturday afternoon was the optimal timing for this thread?



Yeah, I'm sure.

Cadbury Creme Midgets 96,156 48
04/16/2011 09:35 AM

Lobsty,

If I send you some mesh panties will you model them for us?

Just Curious, Midgets.

Nachos 57,521 23
04/16/2011 09:57 AM

Maybe Chickens can get some fishing nets while he's scouting for sailcloth.

PRAM 80,728 42
04/18/2011 01:45 AM

This is mah sexxy face.

No.



This is what I've been doing since 5'oclock in the Frostin' morning. Editing 190 shots of this stupid film I want to borrow pointy sticks from the other thread and stab with.