Undies with English Teeth 101,398 77
04/12/2011 08:18 PM

This post exceeds your moral tolerance.

Phla 3.0 131,068 34
04/12/2011 08:21 PM

If found, return to Phla.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
04/12/2011 08:29 PM

"Lisa 3"
"PC"
"Max" - only works if you can get the engraving adjacent to the word, "iPad."

Drewcifer, The Devil's Asscrack 46,366 58
04/12/2011 08:36 PM

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

KChikita Is the Girl from Ipanema 128,451 98
04/12/2011 08:42 PM

"This is not the droid you're looking for."

Thud 68,525 19
04/12/2011 08:47 PM

"Password is 1-2-3-4-5"

Zelkun 639 12
04/12/2011 10:18 PM

3

That way you can tell people they suck for only having an iPad or iPad 2.

Jeeni jelly beani 47,815 51
04/12/2011 10:58 PM

For a good time: www.tubgirl.me

SIV9939 13,642 16
04/12/2011 11:00 PM

"My other computer is the Death Star"

Cadbury Creme Midgets 96,156 48
04/12/2011 11:15 PM

"Yes, I am compensating."

Cadbury Creme Midgets 96,156 48
04/12/2011 11:16 PM

"Cold wash. Line dry."

Jeeni jelly beani 47,815 51
04/12/2011 11:24 PM

"Happy Birthday Spicey
Under Neat that
We Love You"

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
04/12/2011 11:26 PM

"I can fold into a truck."

Drewcifer, The Devil's Asscrack 46,366 58
04/12/2011 11:37 PM

"Nosy little Froster, aren't you?"

Jeeni jelly beani 47,815 51
04/12/2011 11:52 PM

LoJack installed: Do the right thing and return this to Spicey
Your reward: Not jail

Jeeni jelly beani 47,815 51
04/12/2011 11:59 PM

(Hmm, that is less funny now that I know LoJack is actually available for computers.)

Thud 68,525 19
04/13/2011 12:26 AM

"Use Other Side"

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
04/13/2011 12:55 AM

"I've never made any secret of the fact that basically I'm on my way to Australia."

KChikita Is the Girl from Ipanema 128,451 98
04/13/2011 07:07 AM

"Haggis Inside"

Jaggylioness 11,895 13
04/13/2011 08:42 AM

"No thanks, I don't want anything engraved on my iPad"

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
04/13/2011 08:44 AM

"Haggis Inside"


Are you inferring that Spicy is going to have sex with his iPad?

Spicey McHaggis 117,791 37
04/13/2011 09:08 AM

I think that's pretty much a given, Bill.

iBong 432 6
04/13/2011 09:20 AM

iBong

Then you can give it to me :P
(the iPad that is) (unless youre a girl) :D

Spring Chix at Tractor Supply 286,647 61
04/13/2011 09:42 AM

"There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed." - Bill Gates

Zelkun 639 12
04/13/2011 10:23 AM

"Haggis Inside"


Are you inferring that Spicy is going to have sex with his iPad?


No. She is implying.

Fratberry 283,052 53
04/13/2011 10:32 AM

"My other iPad is another iPad"

"Do not use as tampon"

"Do not taunt happy fun iPad"

"Use this side for batting practice"

"Step two: shake iPad now for reboot"

"Exit only"

"Not a flotation device (but you can try using it as a paddle)"

"Do not insert into anus"

"I fart in your general direction"

"Version too small to be used as sit and spin"

"Flame retarded"

Fratberry 283,052 53
04/13/2011 10:36 AM

"Do not skip across water"

"Is not a boomerang"

Fratberry 283,052 53
04/13/2011 11:20 AM

"Stop looking at my butt"

Spring Chix at Tractor Supply 286,647 61
04/13/2011 11:42 AM

Dishwasher Safe

Jeeni jelly beani 47,815 51
04/13/2011 11:54 AM

iPaid up the ass for this.

Cadbury Creme Midgets 96,156 48
04/13/2011 01:03 PM

"I'd have had this last year if it wasn't for my damn wife and kids."

Hay Fever 98,023 37
04/13/2011 01:07 PM

The Starfleet emblem.

Jeeni jelly beani 47,815 51
04/13/2011 02:48 PM

110% money back guarantee if not completely satisfied.

Zelkun 639 12
04/13/2011 02:50 PM

IfyaknowwhatImean

Undies with English Teeth 101,398 77
04/13/2011 02:58 PM

I vote for "dishwasher safe." Not only is it hilarious, I know my mom will eventually pick it up and make sure it gets put on the top rack one evening.

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
04/13/2011 03:12 PM

Adobe Flash compatible.

Fratberry 283,052 53
04/13/2011 04:13 PM

"Will trade for WIC vouchers"

Fratberry 283,052 53
04/13/2011 04:14 PM

"I totally jizzed on this"

Fratberry 283,052 53
04/13/2011 04:14 PM

...front AND back.

Fratberry 283,052 53
04/13/2011 04:23 PM

"Onion Sliver'd"

Brad Poynter 36,184 48
04/13/2011 04:26 PM

If I am ever found dead, my wife did it.

Fratberry 283,052 53
04/13/2011 04:33 PM

I would think you would have that written all over your property.

It's Frogpop, Frogpop 173,153 25
04/13/2011 04:40 PM

"We do what we must, because we can."

It's Frogpop, Frogpop 173,153 25
04/13/2011 04:42 PM

"Science is the poetry of reality."

Fratberry 283,052 53
04/13/2011 04:42 PM

"This space for rent"

"Use this side for cutting cocaine only"

Undies with English Teeth 101,398 77
04/13/2011 04:43 PM

You guys are going to make it REALLY hard for me to collect on his insurance.

Fratberry 283,052 53
04/13/2011 04:52 PM

I'm making it hard. Right now.

Jeeni jelly beani 47,815 51
04/13/2011 05:05 PM

You must be between 30 and 50 years old (and male) to use this device.
No Exceptions!

Undies with English Teeth 101,398 77
04/13/2011 05:52 PM

Pegleg, sperm whale, jawbone WHAT?!

iBong 432 6
04/13/2011 07:12 PM

iPatch

Spicey McHaggis 117,791 37
04/13/2011 10:49 PM

The device has been ordered. Congratulations KChiki! You're the big winner! I went with "This is not the DROID you're looking for".

iBong 432 6
04/14/2011 05:24 AM

Pimped.

iBong 432 6
04/14/2011 05:25 AM

Awwww shucks its finished allready :S

KChikita Is the Girl from Ipanema 128,451 98
04/14/2011 07:05 AM

Yay! I win!

Spring Chix at Tractor Supply 286,647 61
04/14/2011 09:43 AM

You should listen to your wife more.

Marma-Mia 12,955 12
04/14/2011 10:48 AM

"Boob" is the perfect word. The B looks like an aerial view of them, the 2 o's look like a front view, and the b looks like a side view.

iBong 432 6
04/14/2011 11:23 AM

I like small Boobs

Ravos, I haz one 63,472 21
04/14/2011 11:52 AM

Thats cool, but I don't think spicey does.

Jeeni jelly beani 47,815 51
04/14/2011 11:59 AM

Marmite, that's a keeper. Is that weird that I'll think of you every time I see the word Boob, now?

Spicey McHaggis 117,791 37
04/24/2012 06:41 PM

I don't know if you guys know this, but my step-son recently dropped my iPad on a concrete surface in such a way that the screen got cracked. Undies and I have both dropped the device without incurring much damage, but I guess there was gamma-fueled rage going on this time. He did the right thing and paid the replacement cost - the price of a new iPad2. Of course, it took this as an opportunity to get an upgraded device for just a hundred bucks.

My new 3rd Generation iPad is on its way and should be here in time for my birthday. I couldn't just get the same engraving, of course. I had to do something different. I considered "Fragile" and "Handle With Care", but I thought that might be taking it too far. I didn't want to bug you guys again, so I revisited this thread to choose another winner.

Be proud, Chickens. In this case, "runner-up" means "winner".

The back of the iPad will read:

DISHWASHER SAFE
Top Rack Only

HighSoci 30,109 18
04/25/2012 12:44 AM

I would go with "only two 10 year old chinese girls lost their life making this one."

Chickens don't usually get this old 286,647 61
04/26/2012 09:24 PM

VINDICATION!