Fillykok 39,193 20
04/15/2011 01:10 AM

TOASTER!!!

Thud 68,525 19
04/15/2011 01:14 AM

Happy Birthday Phla.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/15/2011 01:28 AM

Watch out for your oven.

Declan as Dexter Fisher 131,891 36
04/15/2011 01:30 AM

Happy, happy Birthday, Phla!


May the year starting an hour and twenty nine minutes ago be a Very Good Year.



Deccles

Jeeni jelly beani 47,815 51
04/15/2011 01:32 AM

To be sensitive to your desires, I purposefully didn't Photoshop an image for you for your birthday.

Happy birthday Phla.

Declan as Dexter Fisher 131,891 36
04/15/2011 01:38 AM

That was very kind of you, Jeeni.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
04/15/2011 08:11 AM

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Phla
Happy Birthday but since you come from another planet that obviously has a different orbital rotation or whatever it's called when your planet circles its odd tennis ball-shaped sun, why did you choose April 15? to you!

Fratberry 283,052 53
04/15/2011 08:25 AM

Happy Birthday, Phla. I'm picking out a gift for you.

Sock Popstar 18,572 33
04/15/2011 08:27 AM

Rubberband hopscotch, Phla! I got you a gift:

KChikita Is the Girl from Ipanema 128,451 98
04/15/2011 08:34 AM

Happiest of Happy Birthdays to our resident non-sensical hilarity being! I hope your pumpkin gives you a shoe today!

Brad Poynter 36,184 48
04/15/2011 09:19 AM

Happy Hatchday!

It's Frogpop, Frogpop 173,153 25
04/15/2011 09:26 AM

Also it's tax day.

Enjoy the radishes.

MungChamp 35,891 35
04/15/2011 09:32 AM

Happy Birthday Phla!

I know how much you hate in-line images, so I ain't Frost-ing with that out of respect.

Sock Popstar 18,572 33
04/15/2011 09:38 AM

Hahaha, that was a Dallas radio station. All the weirdos are where I'm at. Go figure.

Cadbury Creme Midgets 96,156 48
04/15/2011 10:29 AM

Habby Unicorn Mating Daaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phla 3.0 131,068 34
04/15/2011 10:36 AM

Unicorn Centipede looks very much like Horse Centipede, only more painful.

And on that note, THANKS GUYS! (Your obligatory fivers will arrive in the mail in 3-5 business days. Don't hate me yet. I mean, don't hate me more yet.)

KatDawg 10,055 11
04/15/2011 10:40 AM

OH Shakespeare! I FORGOT TO FILE MY TAXES!!!

Oh, and Happy Birthday and all.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
04/15/2011 01:57 PM

What I know about Phla
An Essay

Phla is a person who posts on zug. I like Phla because Phla is funny and her name sounds like a carved piece of meat. I think these are very reasonable qualities to expect in a person.

Today I learned that Phla's birthday is on tax day. 150 million people are on edge. That's kind of bad-assed.

The End.

dinesh 24,862 16
04/15/2011 02:12 PM

hbp

Chocolate Easter Panda 181,795 70
04/15/2011 02:37 PM

Happy Phla Day, IRS!

Spring Chix at Tractor Supply 286,647 61
04/15/2011 03:08 PM

Beware the ides of April.

Hay Fever 98,023 37
04/15/2011 03:50 PM

Happy Birthday Phla! It occurs to me that the dinosaur/unicorn hybrid picture I posted in Dianada's thread would work well here, too. But it would be insulting to repost an image from another person's birthday thread and...well...the whole image posting thing.

Instead I will imagine what a dinocorn (unisaur?) would sound like while riding a unidinocycle:

squeaka

squeaka

squeeeCRASH!!!!!

SIV9939 13,642 16
04/15/2011 04:58 PM

It also would have been Charlie Chaplin's 122nd birthday.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
04/15/2011 05:11 PM

Happy Easter eve, eve, eve, eve, eve, eve, eve, eve, eve Phla.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
04/15/2011 05:35 PM

How many of you Frosters counted the eves to see if I was right?

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
04/15/2011 05:47 PM

Got ya somethin'!

Shellebelle 77,143 25
04/15/2011 10:27 PM

A fish tells me on a regular basis that you belong to the church of cabbage. It also tells me that Phuc likes titties and beer.


I hope my kids get tired of playing with my SS 09 gift soon. Lettuce pray.


Happy Birthday! Hope you had a good one.


I'm still waiting for that pudding wrestling match.

Undies with English Teeth 101,398 77
04/16/2011 11:30 AM

I had a dream that had you in it last night, but I'm on pain medication so I can't remember most of what happened. At one point I was trying to write a poem about you and I started crying because I couldn't think of a word that started with L that meant the same as "tennis ball." Apparently this was very important. Kchiki was in it too, but she was just standing around, looking cool.

Happy Birthday!!!!111!!