Dianasaur and her pile of panties 57,835 109
04/16/2011 11:20 PM

Someone has a cruuuuusssshhhhhh!

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
04/16/2011 11:25 PM

He's the one dreaming about me.

SIV9939 13,642 16
04/16/2011 11:35 PM

So, exactly what started the sexual tension between the two of you?

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
04/16/2011 11:38 PM

Oh way back when I was a noob, he was the first to really give me Shakespeare. So I took it upon myself to latch on like a pitbull and be a pain in his ass for as long as I can. I think he likes it now though...sadist.

Jeeni jelly beani 47,815 51
04/16/2011 11:40 PM

I think it might have been me. Whoops, sorry about that, turdbo.. uhm, I mean VelveTurd.

Manhole 21,658 29
04/17/2011 01:02 AM

You've got some talent Turd! Can you make a comic strip about -

**Pram working in a convenient store and trying to peddle his music?

**Trae's vagina turning into a black hole? I can get you the equations if you need them.

**Lobster.

**BIG as a lawyer representing Paris Hilton?

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
04/17/2011 08:58 AM

Frost-ing AWESOME! I've got a stalker.

Undies with English Teeth 101,398 77
04/17/2011 09:11 AM

Hey! I'm the one with the crazy dreams. I've never had that particular one though.

Thank Jeebus.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
04/17/2011 10:18 AM

I do kind of wish my stalker was a chick though.

The Tax Man Cometh 5,582 10
04/17/2011 11:02 AM

I think he likes it now though...sadist.


The comic strip is awesome, but I do have to correct this one point. A sadist is someone who gets off on OTHER people's pain. Bill's a masochist, as I pointed out in the 2nd funniest thing I've ever posted here.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
04/18/2011 10:06 AM

Bump for the Monday crowd. Awesome like this needs to be seen. Plus, it's about me so I'm gonna post whore it up.

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
04/18/2011 11:35 AM

Stay tuned for TAOBTS episode 3: When Lobsters Attack, a New Orleans tragedy.

Spaghetti Is Fine, Thanks. 18,572 33
04/18/2011 11:43 AM

The lobster should totally have a lazer coming out of her head and a deformed claw. That would be awesome.

Shellebelle 77,143 25
04/18/2011 08:19 PM

I take back what I said about your drawing skills. Sorry. You're good.


Can I still call you VelveetaTurd though? I have a pet name for everyone. Except for Brad. He owns a lot of guns.

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
04/18/2011 08:45 PM

Anything but Turdboy.

Jeeni jelly beani 47,815 51
04/18/2011 09:32 PM

What about Burdtoy?

iBong 432 6
04/18/2011 09:44 PM

Turd Man!



I could design you a cape and leotard in Gimp (no pun intended)

Thud 68,525 19
04/18/2011 09:56 PM

Vurd. Telvet Vurd.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
04/18/2011 10:35 PM

I'm kinda leaning towards Turdlette.

Ravos, I haz one 63,472 21
04/19/2011 08:19 AM

Turdle in a half shell, turdle power.

I am The Lobster. 18,572 33
04/19/2011 09:09 AM

I sang that. I hate you, Ravos.

Jeeni jelly beani 47,815 51
04/19/2011 09:49 AM

Hey, it's better than waking up reciting the Pledge of Allegiance in your head. I feel all brainwashed and Shakespeare.

Shellebelle 77,143 25
04/19/2011 09:56 AM

My son set the ring tone on our home phone to The Star Spangled Banner. Whenever the phone rings, I feel compelled to stand up and salute.

Ravos, I haz one 63,472 21
04/19/2011 10:05 AM

And I feel compelled to burn down the white house, but you don't see me complaining.