I am The Lobster. 18,572 33
04/19/2011 06:24 PM

I'm bored.

Sarah Palin (TM) 4,366 10
04/19/2011 06:49 PM

That doesn't give you the right to take it out on the rest of us.

Fratberry 283,052 53
04/19/2011 06:59 PM

It was my understanding that certain relatives called you "Slobster" for very obvious reasons.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
04/19/2011 07:26 PM

What's with this Ravos crap? I'm fairly certain that I was the first one to call you Lock Robster.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
04/19/2011 07:37 PM

I think this is called Discovery:

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

Exhibit C


I'll find out for sure when my attorney gets here.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
04/19/2011 07:39 PM

I'm suing you, Ravos, and that Chinese guy who made the lobster picture.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
04/19/2011 07:56 PM

I'll find out for sure when my attorney gets here.

Found out I don't have court tomorrow. I have softball tonight and I had kickball last night.



It might be a while.

Sarah Palin (TM) 4,366 10
04/20/2011 03:15 AM

Oh God what have I done...

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/20/2011 07:44 AM

Dogs,

Do you really want credit for that?

Ravos, I haz one 63,472 21
04/20/2011 08:18 AM

Whoa whoa whoa, I made no claims to have invented it. Clearly we have a misunderstanding here.

Ravos, I haz one 63,472 21
04/20/2011 08:26 AM

Also, when I put in "Ravos Robster" into the zug search engine, it says "Did you mean: ravens roster"

...no I didn't.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
04/20/2011 09:23 AM

Do you really want credit for that?

Crapping on someone's desk could be considered negatively. But if you're the guy who discovered -- while doing manual labor in the attic of the small, wooden building that is used as the Air Force base's administrative offices, because they caught you smoking weed in the motor pool -- that there used to be a light fixture above the Major's desk, but that when it was removed they didn't fix the hole, they just screwed a plate over it and by removing it and squatting over the hole, you could take a dump right onto all of that Emerson's papers and 'special' pens, wouldn't you want to take credit for it?

I am The Lobster. 18,572 33
04/20/2011 10:21 AM

You're right, Dogs, you did say it first. Twice. Do that same search with just "Robster" instead of lock robster, and you'll find that Ravos used it way more, thereby engraving it into my memory that it was he who coined the phrase. Plus, I like him better than you.

Hay Fever 98,023 37
04/20/2011 10:51 AM

Plus, I like him better than you.

Well, that's just great. Now Dogs is gonna get all butthurt and start multiple threads about favoritism and cliques.

I am The Lobster. 18,572 33
04/20/2011 10:57 AM

Or, maybe he'll realize that I like douchebags and he'll stop being so goddamn nice.

Hay Fever 98,023 37
04/20/2011 11:08 AM

That wouldn't work, he'd have to change his name to Cats Akimbo.

I am The Lobster. 18,572 33
04/20/2011 11:11 AM

This is true.

Sarah Palin (TM) 4,366 10
04/20/2011 11:16 AM

I like douchebags.

Why am I not surprised in the slightest.

I am The Lobster. 18,572 33
04/20/2011 11:18 AM

Because your reading comprehension is above that of a third grader's?

Sarah Palin (TM) 4,366 10
04/20/2011 11:21 AM

Well I was going to go with AC, but your answer works too.

Sarah Palin (TM) 4,366 10
04/20/2011 11:22 AM

I also would have accepted "stepdad"

I am The Lobster. 18,572 33
04/20/2011 11:24 AM

Madness, I see that you're still riding the dead horse. Give it up. You're going nowhere.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/20/2011 11:25 AM

Madness,

You should ride that horse all the way to New Orleans.

I am The Lobster. 18,572 33
04/20/2011 11:27 AM

BIG is just jealous that I sent boobs to Bill and not him.

Sarah Palin (TM) 4,366 10
04/20/2011 11:29 AM

Although it does indeed stand to reason that a dead horse wouldn't go anywhere, I have to say I like the feeling.

And Lobbies (can I call you that? I don't think that one has been used yet), I was just pointing out how most girls who get fiddled by family members at a young age go on to develop massive ladyboners for the biggest Emersons they can find. That's all.

I am The Lobster. 18,572 33 ZzzzzZzzzzZzzzz.........
04/20/2011 11:41 AM

Sorry, I fell asleep.


You done talking yet?

Sarah Palin (TM) 4,366 10
04/20/2011 11:44 AM

Depends.
You like me yet?

I am The Lobster. 18,572 33
04/20/2011 11:48 AM

No. Although your douchebaggery is impressive, there's just something about your face that I just can't like.

I am The Lobster. 18,572 33
04/20/2011 11:49 AM

I think it's your lazy eye.

Brad Poyntier 46,366 58
07/07/2011 09:54 PM

That, and the Shakespearety trigger discipline.

Mr. Mike 11,439 21
07/08/2011 08:08 AM

Damn, I figured it was gonna be Lobster Porn!

Theres alot you can do with the drawn butter!

jeeni loves zucchini 47,815 51
07/08/2011 08:14 AM

There's a lot you can do with a drawn alot, too.