Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/23/2011 01:45 PM

Dibs

KChikita Rexasaurus 128,451 98
04/23/2011 02:27 PM

We're trying to be funny, but it's harder for some than others.

Also, TINY BEEBEE SQUEEEEEEE!!!!

Declan as Dexter Fisher 131,891 36
04/23/2011 02:33 PM

That is definitely a baby.

Dropkick Brody 43,090 12
04/23/2011 03:10 PM

Cuuuute! She is just lovely.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
04/23/2011 04:02 PM

She's rather cute.









Are you sure daisypie is the father?

The Tax Man Cometh 5,582 10
04/23/2011 09:43 PM

Did you take a double-dose of stoopid pills today? Millie could have bumped uglies with the elephant man & still would have made a cute baby.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
04/23/2011 09:46 PM

Christ, what a horrible, horrible thing to see! Get that the hell away from me!

I mean, who mixes polka dots and leopard print?


Cute baby though. Shame about his sense of fashion.

(I trust you've been getting my child support payments?)

SIV9939 13,642 16
04/23/2011 09:47 PM

Just so you know, those pacifiers bounce and roll like nobody's business. My 6 month old has gotten them to roll into the next room already.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
04/23/2011 10:11 PM

Beautiful. Just don't let me get to close, I have a problem with them.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
04/23/2011 10:59 PM

I bet everyone has this same reaction the first time they see your kitchen.

Whistler 186,138 44
04/23/2011 11:06 PM

If I wasn't so old and so exhausted from my own baby, I would totally go to Maine right now and kidnap that one. She's not only adorable - she looks intelligent!

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
04/23/2011 11:16 PM

she looks intelligent!

Are you sure daisypie is the father?

Jelly tipped Neep: Open other end. 35,066 15
04/23/2011 11:26 PM

Just showed my mum, and intelligent was her first comment.

I just said "cuuuuuuuuuute! I WANT ONE."

Whistler 186,138 44
04/23/2011 11:34 PM

I WANT ONE.

You're in luck. I know how to make one, and I am willing to teach you.

Pubah 56,851 18
04/24/2011 01:23 AM

Cute...
Looks just like you...
How precious...

AlabasterJenkins 355 8
04/24/2011 01:59 AM

whew, i'm glad that baby is clearly spoken for. For a second there I almost thought this guy was the father:






sorry, I forgot to turn on the red eye reducer...

Thud 68,525 19
04/24/2011 08:50 PM

She's a cutie, Millie.

Yoda 7,665 11
04/25/2011 02:20 AM

"Cute is the path to the park slide. Cute leads to friends. Friends lead to play-dates. Play-dates lead to sliding boards..."

Millie 116,989 28
04/25/2011 01:22 PM

Hi. That picture with Yoda is kind of creepy.

Shellebelle 77,143 25
04/25/2011 02:14 PM

The fact that Undies hasn't posted in this thread doesn't necessarily mean that she is on her way there to snatch the baby, but you should probably lock your doors just in case.


She is just beautiful, Millie!

turtle10 42,578 26
04/25/2011 02:27 PM

Hi Millie.....I took your kitchen redesign advice. Cute baby!

The High Priestess 58,986 29
04/25/2011 02:46 PM

Hello

Is it me you're looking for?

Millie 116,989 28
04/25/2011 02:48 PM

When she was still in the hospital but out of intensive care, they put a little ankle bracelet on her that would set off an alarm if someone tried to snatch her. I can see why, since most times when I went to visit, I walked right into her room without anyone saying anything to me or wondering who I was, even though there was a different Frost-ing nurse there every time. Hell, if it weren't for those damn bracelets, I could have made some good money from snatching babies and selling them online or something.

By the way, I just got the bill that the hospital sends before they bill insurance--almost $178,000. Yay.

Fratberry 283,052 53
04/25/2011 03:42 PM

snatching babies

These two words do not ever need to be used together in any manner whatsoever.

Spring Chix at Tractor Supply 286,647 61
04/25/2011 03:59 PM

They lojacked yo baby?

Spring Chix at Tractor Supply 286,647 61
04/25/2011 04:02 PM

Come to think of it, I don't think they lojacked her. They booted her till someone steps up with $180k in green.

Spring Chix at Tractor Supply 286,647 61
04/25/2011 04:03 PM

How's the po gabbers fund looking?

BisectYouAllPoet 5,200 15
04/25/2011 04:44 PM

babies are dumb. they should be fed to mountain lions or traded in for jewelry and trinkits.