Drewcifer 46,366 58
04/25/2011 07:54 PM

Whoa! Who s--

Dammit!

Thud 68,525 19
04/25/2011 07:58 PM

An eye, an eye. My glasses for an eye!

AlabasterJenkins 355 8
04/25/2011 08:05 PM

Why do I have such a big forehead? So I don't get tape on my hair.

MungChamp 35,891 35
04/25/2011 08:05 PM

AAAAArrrrrrr you alright?

AlabasterJenkins 355 8
04/25/2011 08:09 PM

I bet this guy moves a little quicker the next time a penis comes at his face like that, glasses or not.

Hay Fever 98,023 37
04/25/2011 08:30 PM

Transformation into mummy, 0.5% complete.

PRAM 80,728 42
04/25/2011 08:34 PM

"Here. I cannot self-terminate. You must lower me into the steel. "

Thud 68,525 19
04/25/2011 08:46 PM

"Which line did you want me to read?"

Drewcifer 46,366 58
04/25/2011 08:50 PM

Transformation into mummy, 99.5% complete.

Salu'd

KChikita Rexasaurus 128,451 98
04/25/2011 08:50 PM

"What do you mean, 'That isn't duct tape'?"

Drewcifer 46,366 58
04/25/2011 08:51 PM

oops

Transformation into dummy, 99.5% complete.

KChikita Rexasaurus 128,451 98
04/25/2011 09:06 PM

"Well, see, I wasn't quite sure which bolts to use to hang the love swing mount, so..."

PRAM 80,728 42
04/25/2011 09:08 PM

*sing-song voice* "I shot my eye out".

PRAM 80,728 42
04/25/2011 09:12 PM

"When a problem comes along,
You must whip it
Before your eye is out too long,
You must whip it"

AlabasterJenkins 355 8
04/25/2011 09:13 PM

Ralphieeee!!!

Hay Fever 98,023 37
04/25/2011 09:25 PM

Now would be the perfect time to install a Borg infrared eyepiece.

The Mailman 176,467 56
04/25/2011 09:29 PM

"What exactly do you mean when you say you forgot to calibrate the laser before the surgery?"

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
04/25/2011 09:32 PM

By the way Nutters, What the Frost happened to your face? It looks like someone filled the space between your skull and your skin with cottage cheese. The only normal looking part is the patch.

Chit 178,781 15
04/25/2011 09:32 PM

Come on...didn't your mom ever tell you that if you keep rubbing it like that, you're gonna put your eye out?

(yea...I realize that my scenario involves your mom watching you beat off...but it could happen)

Jeeni jelly beani 47,815 51
04/25/2011 09:48 PM

The transformation to Bunsen is 50% complete.

BC Bud 13,797 15
04/25/2011 09:55 PM

good thing you didn't have both eyes open when you clicked on the Goatse link..

Manhole 21,658 29
04/25/2011 09:56 PM

It's all a bunch of fun and games until peoples eyeballs get shot out...

Shellebelle 77,143 25
04/25/2011 10:12 PM

"My eyes adored you.
Though I never laid a hand on you,
My eyes adored you.
Like a million miles away from me you couldn't see
How I adored you:
So close, so close and yet so far away."

SIV9939 13,642 16
04/25/2011 10:20 PM

What's the other guy girl look like?

iBong 432 6
04/25/2011 10:31 PM

Are you sure I'll be able to see 3 times better after it heals?

Dianerdasaur 57,835 109
04/25/2011 10:35 PM

GAH!

Phla 3.0 131,068 34
04/25/2011 10:42 PM

I am not comfortable with this.

Shellebelle 77,143 25
04/25/2011 10:51 PM

"Goonies II: The Revenge of One-Eyed Willie"

Coming to a theater near you.

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
04/25/2011 10:56 PM

Your other eye looks jaundiced.....just sayin'.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
04/26/2011 12:39 AM

Man! Marty Feldman is not aging well.

TWSS - with HOT FUDGE!! BWAHAHAHA! 27,416 24
04/26/2011 03:24 AM

Dude!!!! Do you still have an eyebrow under there? Either its already shaved (in which case post another picture when its time to take the take off) or its not (in which case post a video when its time to rip the tape off).

turtle10 42,578 26
04/26/2011 07:41 AM

I'm shocked no one has used the "you'll shoot your eye out" line yet




/sarcasm

turtle10 42,578 26
04/26/2011 07:43 AM

Willy Wonka had a taffy pulling accident

Brad Poynter 36,184 48
04/26/2011 08:43 AM

...and that's the last time I peeked through the peep hole into the ladies locker room.

iBong 432 6
04/26/2011 09:08 AM

Looks like your typical glory hole mishap to me.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,048 22
04/26/2011 10:22 AM

Regardless of what you did or how temporary the condition is, the fact that you aren't taking advantage of a legitimate need for a monocle makes me sad.

turtle10 42,578 26
04/26/2011 11:05 AM

Nutbutter's face before whatever caused the bandage

Hydrant-monkey 9,888 23
04/26/2011 11:14 AM

SKULL Frost'd

Nope.

Spring Chix at Tractor Supply 286,647 61
04/26/2011 03:26 PM

Now we know the part all the kings horses and all the king's men couldn't help but skull Frost.



Dang, I almost made it to the end there.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/26/2011 04:01 PM

"A detached retina rarely occurs but is an occupational hazard for gay porn fluffers"

TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
04/26/2011 05:12 PM

Since everyone's posting pictures...

iBong 432 6
07/17/2011 11:49 PM

I wouldnt skull Frost that with prams dick.
Besides it looks youve got your rags Carroll head.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
07/18/2011 12:36 AM

English Punctuation, mother-Froster. Do you speak it?

iBong 432 6
07/18/2011 01:47 AM

Comedy, funny, father Froster.
Do you have it?

Sprog 9,049 12
07/18/2011 08:14 AM

"So how'd you get that hook on your hand?"

"Crocodile bit it off."

"Oh, so how'd you get the eyepatch?"

"Seagull shat in my eye."

"How can seagull Shakespeare cause you to lose your eye?!"

"First day with the hook."

Dave's not here 52,827 16
07/19/2011 03:07 PM

Wow, who the hell full-skucked your eye out?

Crazytalk McLookatme 5,200 15
07/19/2011 03:53 PM

Oooh! I've always been attracted to people who have one blue eye and one brown eye!

Crazytalk McLookatme 5,200 15
07/20/2011 09:33 AM

It looks like you've got something jammed in there pretty good.