Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/27/2011 10:39 PM

You should have let Holly post this.

The Mailman 176,467 56
04/27/2011 10:46 PM

So on June 9, 2011, an entire batallion of teenage high school graduates will hear about ZUG.com?

How dandy.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/27/2011 10:47 PM

I got my 200k. I can retire if that happens.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
04/27/2011 10:49 PM

No Shakespeare. It was Undies idea and you suck ass! She should post here and we can all click her for her awesome idea.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
04/27/2011 10:51 PM

Plus, if you really read the site, you would know what gentle snow flake meant. Dumb ass!

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
04/27/2011 11:05 PM

Oh geez - please don't be mad at this guy! I was supposed to write this article, but then I had all sorts of personal issues to take care of here at home and asked John to have someone else take care of it for me. Like he does with the dead bodies.
So this writer is my hero right now.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
04/27/2011 11:07 PM

Um, I mean, I has a sad. Clickies can be deposited up and to the right. Cash can be deposited into my paypal account.

Johnny Plankton 4,102 27
04/27/2011 11:53 PM

Bill the Squirrel

No Shakespeare. It was Undies idea and you suck ass! She should post here and we can all click her for her awesome idea. Plus, if you really read the site, you would know what gentle snow flake meant. Dumb ass!

Hey John,

The next time you ask me to write a site promo and suck all the decent jokes and captions out, could you remind me how many basement dwelling losers spend way too much Frost-ing time inbreeding on this Frost-ing site?

Thanks.

Jeeni jelly beani 47,815 51
04/28/2011 12:19 AM

Three cheers for Undies and for Johnny for writing the article and unnecessarily taking a bunch of Shakespeare for it. Six cheers for John for doubling all the donations!

I'm in, and I hope best class artist will be considered as one of the scholarships. (Thanks for the suggestion with my donation, Undies.)

Jeeni jelly beani 47,815 51 ever-optimistic
04/28/2011 12:27 AM

Thank you. My clickie-chute is 1/5 of the way FULL.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
04/28/2011 12:29 AM

Hey John,

The next time you ask me to write a site promo and suck all the decent jokes and captions out, could you remind me how many basement dwelling losers spend way too much Frost-ing time inbreeding on this Frost-ing site?

Hey, I didn't know about the "Understanding" you had. That being said, don't you have a stock article to write about something I don't care about?


Get a thicker skin.

Madness 4,366 10
04/28/2011 01:38 AM

Too bad this tardbag I graduated high school with is already in university and lives nowhere near New York because he has the lowest GPA of anybody I've ever known.

Johnny Plankton 4,102 27
04/28/2011 08:32 AM

Hey Billy Boy,

Leave your basement. Unless of course you live in Hurricane territory. There are real people in the real world (grown ups) just dying to meet you. BTW, it's difficult to grow a thicker skin when you're a single celled being like me.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
04/28/2011 09:00 AM

Basement? There aren't any basements in San Diego. I live in the garage.

BTW, it is great that you are participating now instead of looking down at us from your pillar of interview and tranny articles. Dick.

Phla 3.0 131,068 34
04/28/2011 09:26 AM

I would like to hear more about how you hate the site you're writing for.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
04/28/2011 09:28 AM

Bill, he likes me! He really, really likes me!

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
04/28/2011 09:36 AM

Hey, I didn't know about the "Understanding" you had. That being said, don't you have a stock article to write about something I don't care about?

Seriously, Bill. You've been around long enough to know that if you're going to pop in for some early thread-Shakespeare-ing, you should at least attempt to be funny about it.

Also, this may come as a shock to some of you, but clickies are not currency. If they really mean that much to you then perhaps you need to find some other way to measure your self worth.

I recommend salted nuts.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
04/28/2011 09:46 AM

Wow, with this much negative feedback, maybe I should turn over a new leaf and stop being so angry.

On the plus side, now I know I'm not the person Nutters never responds to.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
04/28/2011 09:50 AM

...

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
04/28/2011 10:20 AM

Ok, combined with this super cool double donation thing that John has agreed to do, we currently have $440. Nice!

No tech goodies as of yet - doesn't anyone work someplace from where they can steal a laptop or two?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/28/2011 11:31 AM

I'm sure he was just really tired and needed a nap.

Hay Fever 98,023 37
04/28/2011 11:45 AM

How do you like them apples?

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
04/29/2011 08:12 AM

how many basement dwelling losers spend way too much Frost-ing time inbreeding on this Frost-ing site?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Whistler 186,138 44
04/29/2011 02:56 PM

Did Manhole make those flying apples? If he did, I smell big clickies for an article about them!

Mary Kitt-Neel 2,902 10
04/29/2011 04:16 PM

I just had to buy a new water heater, so I'm broke at the moment. But I could contribute some awesome high-tech stuff, like my old slide rule, or my FORTRAN programming manual. I hope this helps.

Manhole 21,658 29
04/29/2011 04:43 PM

No tech goodies as of yet

I could make something! Any ideas?

Manhole 21,658 29
04/29/2011 04:47 PM

this may come as a shock to some of you, but clickies are not currency.

Hey John, um, you failed to mention this little fact. So if you could just send those checks back to me when you get a chance... that would be great.


Thanks,
Manhole

Johnny Plankton 4,102 27
04/30/2011 03:59 PM

I find it a little disturbing that I have moved up in the rankings about 30 spots by simply behaving like a mildly amusing Emerson.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
04/30/2011 08:46 PM

I find it a little disturbing that I have moved up in the rankings about 30 spots by simply behaving like a mildly amusing Emerson.


I find it mildly amusing that you find it a little disturbing, that you have moved up in the rankings about 30 spots by simply behaving like an Emerson!

Johnny Plankton 4,102 27
04/30/2011 11:53 PM

Bill, your Mom's calling. You know you're not supposed to be playing World of Warcraft after 11PM! Now say goodnight to your imaginary friends, put on your Transformer footy pajamas and get a good night's sleep. Tomorrow's a big day, Mommy's taking you to meet the scary 3D people at the psychiatric evaluation.

Jeeni jelly beani 47,815 51
04/30/2011 11:57 PM

Get a room, you two!

Spicey McHaggis 117,791 37
05/01/2011 08:22 AM

I see that Best Buy is having a sale this week so you can get your mom some electronics for Mother's Day. They don't have to know that you're really buying those Flip Cams for the class clowns so they can become famous on the Internet.

Johnny Plankton 4,102 27
05/01/2011 11:53 AM

If I've offended any of the Gabbers for not being intimately familiar with folks, I sincerely apologize. It's just that my fascination with animal porn leaves little time for anything else. Seriously, the scholarship IS for a good cause. I'm going to donate cash because I'm a technophobe who still uses an abacus. I'm frightened that calculators are after my precious bodily fluids. And I secretly love Bill, my Squirrely little friend.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
05/01/2011 03:19 PM

I only like you, I'm not into guys. I do like however, that you aren't too much of a Poe to talk Shakespeare back and forth.


And it's Call of Duty, WoW is for Poes.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
05/01/2011 03:34 PM

Bill, you need to donate too! I know we talked about it a while back. Call me when you get a chance and leave JP alone, please, and stop Pramming up the place with this back and forth.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
05/01/2011 07:08 PM

Sorry Undies, I didn't mean to be mean. Call me on Friday and I'll wire you 50 bucks for the thing. If you don't call me I won't. Not cause I want you to call, but because my memory's not very good and I will have eaten and slept between now and then.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
05/04/2011 05:03 AM

Thanks to everyone who has donated so far:

Dogs
Jeeni
Kchiki
Spicey
Whistler

Anyone else want to make a list? Sure, you have to pay to get on it, but it's still a list!

We need $30 for John to double the total up to $500.

Capt. Ravos 63,472 21
05/04/2011 08:34 AM

Also, this may come as a shock to some of you, but clickies are not currency. If they really mean that much to you then perhaps you need to find some other way to measure your self worth.

I recommend salted nuts.

These nuts you speak of...can they be made into a butter of sorts?

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
05/10/2011 01:06 PM

Thanks to a donation from Bill - and it being doubled by John - our total is now at $540.

Only a few more weeks to donate, and to become a part of the Sir John Hargrave Memorial Scholarship! Just send a paypal to gentlesnowflake@gmail.com and John will DOUBLE your contribution.

SIV9939 13,642 16
05/10/2011 04:41 PM

You should be receiving payment soon. Leave the stuff in the old tree at the park. You know the one.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77 leaves a ball of twine, a carved soap figure of Siv and some gum in the tree hole
05/10/2011 04:57 PM

We're now up to a total of $560 (with John's doubling of donations).

Thanks Siv!

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
05/13/2011 07:20 AM

We have yet to receive any donated electronics.

I was in Target the other day and saw they had a computer for $286. I did a double take, as my first thought at seeing the number was something like this:



There was a momentary pang of sadness when I saw that it was, in fact, a netbook and not a hundred pound brick.

Midgets 96,156 48
05/13/2011 09:07 AM

I can get my hands on alot of demo cell phones/smart phones. They look like the real thing, they just don't work.

Since they'd be going to the dumbest kid that wouldn't be an issue would it?

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
05/13/2011 09:12 AM

Yeah, my boss gave me a 3 1/4" floppy disk the other day as a joke. I'm old enough to remember when they were the new thing.

My other bosses daughter (18 years old) asked me what it was. I told her it was the computers version of a cassette tape. She asked me what a cassette tape was.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
05/26/2011 05:51 AM

Thanks for the bump! I'm still accepting donations, and looking forward to surprising 3 students in a couple of weeks.

Shellebelle 77,143 25
05/26/2011 08:32 AM

Oops, I forgot about this. I just paid $75 for some internet weirdos to get drunk. Well, at least it's still going to a bunch of underachievers.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
05/31/2011 01:50 PM

Things have changed a bit - I was contacted by the school today and for some reason, the two funniest students who were voted "class clowns" are actually 3 students. So, we're going to split the award to cover all 3 - we're going to give all 3 kids a $50 prize. Also, the yearbook apparently didn't want to call anyone names - it's the "Lots of Laughs" award.

We're still solid on awarding the lowest GPA student $100 cash, only he/she probably will not get a laptop - we're going to have to downsize to a netbook.

There is still time to get in on this - paypal me within the next couple of days to help!