Aristocrat 2.1 Beta 3,333 17
05/03/2011 11:42 AM

Unfunny Poster (not their real name):
Isn't it great how being an American gives you the right to storm in to another country and kill people because "you think" they are evil?

BisectYouAllPoet 5,200 15
05/03/2011 12:00 PM

I gave you an orb to let you know it's okay if you like to have Coleridge in your mouth while you watch Bonanza in your mom's basement. Just don't forget to do your homework. You don't want to have to do summer school again this year.

Hydrant-monkey 9,888 23
05/03/2011 12:45 PM

Really unfunny facebooker - Tell Them Osama's Dead Without Proof Of A Body & They Celebrate. Tell Them Jesus Died & Rose Without Proof Of A Body & They Speculate.

Why am I friends with this person? I don't really remember... and no, boobs aren't involved.

Spring Chix at Tractor Supply 286,647 61
05/03/2011 02:01 PM

Unfunny dipShakespeare that's his real name - Headed to Waterpark!!!


I hope thunderstorms roll through, like I care about where you are going. THIS ISN'T TWITTER, YOU TWIT.

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
05/03/2011 09:29 PM

I just sneeze-coughed into my hand and ended up with a palmful of phlegm.

Thud 68,525 19
05/03/2011 09:58 PM

Palmful of phlegm? Likely to qualify as modern art, call SC Bikini to book your show.

Drewcifer Reptilian 46,366 58
05/03/2011 10:05 PM

Package will be the end of the world?

Dogs Akimbo 211,626 32
05/03/2011 10:30 PM

Thud, I gotta hand it to ya - that's a great idea! Thank you very munch.

CHIX ARE TWO THINS INVOLVE 286,647 61
08/12/2011 01:27 PM

Suzi Offendingmykids - not the real name 8/12/11

Ok..so the kids were all horrified when I made a great announcement this morning. But we have been away from home for a week...and I prefer to take care of business at HOME so I was starting to get sick..but ....I am happy to report I had a great BM this morning! ........if anyone has ever suffered this aliment - then you know what I mean
about an hour ago , Like ,





Really? I mean, really?

Crazytalk McLookatme 5,200 15
08/12/2011 02:45 PM

And that is why Facebook has taken over the human race. I can't wait for the day when my toilet automatically posts to Facebook how mind-blowing my turd delivery was.

Moving forward, I expect these new innovations:

1. Pilsner glasses that automatically post what kind of beer you are drinking and how many you have had.

2. Nike shoes that automatically post where your feet are and what they are doing. ie. "Jimmy is wearing his Nikes at the Grand Canyon and is currently walking toward the edge."

3. A shower head that posts exactly how many gallons of water you are wasting while you're standing in the back of the shower, rubbing one out.

Drewcifer aka FishyMcRoflcopter66 46,366 58
08/12/2011 03:00 PM

I just signed up on the Google +. It's nice and breezy in there. I have two friends much like real life. I give it about a year and a half before I begin to despise it.

KChiki with cold water on top 128,451 98
08/12/2011 03:32 PM

Ooo! I'm on G+!

Jeeni: Tolerated by bisexuals 47,815 51
08/12/2011 04:46 PM

G+++ Forever!

Look me up there, Drewcifer. I use the same name as I do on Facebook. (I'll probably stay there, too since I can't convince my family to join me. Sigh.)

The World's Youngest Lloyd 48,662 14
08/12/2011 11:19 PM

I read this thread somewhat nervously, worried that something I posted on FB might be here. THen, when it wasn't, I was offended. Don't you people read my Facebook posts? They're way dumber than any of that Shakespeare.

Pram 80,728 42
08/17/2011 05:21 PM

http://www.zug.com/img/ThreadImg/C/87619/1054198526_10742.jpg?ts=1313615935

That's a hell of a spider bite.