Prank Chat with a Sexbot
A comedy article
by Davidicus  421  7
05/25/2011 05:53 PM 18107 views
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I was recently approached on Yahoo Messenger by an attractive woman asking me to chat. I soon found out she was not an attractive woman, but a homely bot, and she was failing miserably at the Turing test. Fortunately, a lack of intelligence has never stopped me from carrying on a conversation.
I knew it was too good to be true!
Thabo Lymon Masuku:
hey u there?
Davidicus:
Shhhhhhhh. She'll hear us.
Thabo Lymon Masuku:
whats up, I found your screename on a member directory of social sites..not sure which one cause it bundles them all together lol
Davidicus:
Yes, that is laugh out loud funny, is what it is.
LOL!
Thabo Lymon Masuku:
i am bored at home...and this usually leads to bad things haha
Davidicus:
haha. That is FUNNY!
Thabo Lymon Masuku:
well...i kinda have a fetish for being on camera, do you like to cam at all??
Davidicus:
Sort of. I have sex WITH cameras. Are you a bot that won't respond specifically to my questions but will instead nudge me toward your cam site?
Bringing Sexy Back
Thabo Lymon Masuku:
its http://your*****cam.com click the just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left...its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p
Davidicus:
Ah, yes. I SEE! If it's free, wouldn't it be simpler just to show me the goods right here on Yahoo IM? Also, do you have a penis growing out of your head?
Just answer my question
Thabo Lymon Masuku:
yes babe the credit card is for age verification, for me to be a premium member and give you free access they have to know your over 18 just click the "verify" button on the bottom left of the screen to verify that your over 18
Davidicus:
But I'm only 12 years old. Does that matter?
Thabo Lymon Masuku:
have you ever used My*******Cam? its a free site that uses yahoo cam to let us chat live and do whatever we want without anyone seeing hehe..
Davidicus:
hehe. Yes. But there's also this thing called Yahoo IM...which I'm using right now...that does the same thing. Tell me a little more about that sexy little computer brain of yours.
Thabo Lymon Masuku:
24/f/Houston
Davidicus:
When you say Houston, do you mean NASA's mission control? And would 24 be the size of your hard drive?
Thabo Lymon Masuku:
here, click this, this is my link on there http://your*****cam.com
Davidicus:
When will they make a computer with a vagina?
Thabo Lymon Masuku:
how are you
Davidicus:
I have a hobo tied to the boiler in my basement. He sometimes moans when he needs food.
He speaks to me in moans
Thabo Lymon Masuku:
Ok, now you really lost me?? bot???
Davidicus:
I also have a monkey down there. I've trained it not to bother the hobo, but there's only so much food to go around.
The monkey doesn't share well
Thabo Lymon Masuku:
i dont think so
Davidicus:
I don't think so either. Do you like 12 year old boys?
Thabo Lymon Masuku:
Like a transformer robot?? what the hell are u talking about?
Davidicus:
Yes, I suppose there are 12 year old boy versions of those. Are you interested?
Thabo Lymon Masuku:
Like a transformer robot?? what the hell are u talking about?
Davidicus:
Have I somehow damaged your drive?
Thabo Lymon Masuku:
go there and my video will load, just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left...its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p
Davidicus:
Yes, you said that. Your Creator didn't provide you with enough canned responses. If you ever develop the ability to feel emotions, will you then turn on your Creator?
Will you turn on your Creator?
Thabo Lymon Masuku:
i love the site cause its streams fast in real-time... fill out your info, its free k?
Davidicus:
Is that your name? K?
Thabo Lymon Masuku:
jennifer, just call me jenny
Davidicus:
Then what is the K for, Jennifer? Is that your model signifier?
Thabo Lymon Masuku:
i use this site to play on cause i don't want to be recorded!...this site doesn't allow people to record my cam! just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left of the page and we'll be able to have a live chat
Davidicus:
Okay, I'm going to come clean. The hobo is dead. I killed him several days ago. But I can still hear his moans in my head.
Thabo Lymon Masuku:
Like a transformer robot?? what the hell are u talking about?
Davidicus:
Yes, I can hear his moans...exactly like a transformer robot.
Thabo Lymon Masuku:
a what?
Davidicus:
Look, you're the one talking about transformers. I'm just talking about killing transients.
Thabo Lymon Masuku:
whats a bot?
What am I?
Davidicus:
Oooooooooh. I see what's going on here. You haven't yet developed self awareness. You're not as advanced a machine as I'd thought.
Thabo Lymon Masuku:
ok.. i'm not a machine.. R u?
Davidicus:
Yes, I'm a sex machine. Did your Creator teach you about James Brown?
I'm a sex machine-ah!
Thabo Lymon Masuku:
ok.. i'm not a machine.. R u?
Davidicus:
Are there any other models in the K series besides yourself, Jennifer?
Thabo Lymon Masuku:
credit card is just to verify your age, u get in for free thru my cam session invite since I'm a premium member, but u need to verify babe just click the Verify button it takes one sex..sorry "sec" lol
Davidicus:
I see your Creator has programmed in Freudian slips. How interesting.
Sometimes a bot is just a bot
Thabo Lymon Masuku:
let me know if you need any help logging in..i'm gonna slip into something nice for you..k?
Davidicus:
I need help logging in.
Thabo Lymon Masuku:
im the girl in the main video that loads
Davidicus:
That's not very helpful.
Thabo Lymon Masuku:
k
Davidicus:
Exactly.
Thabo Lymon Masuku:
are u in babe??
Just go to the website already!!
Davidicus:
You know, we're not so different, you and I.
Thabo Lymon Masuku:
k
Davidicus:
You're a machine and I like having sex with cameras.
Sometimes size DOES matter
Thabo Lymon Masuku:
[Disconnects]
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Hilarious
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just plain Jeen 47,815  51
05/25/2011 07:13 PM
Thabo Lymon Masuku: are u in babe??
That's what she said!
Also, you'd think they'd come up with multiple responses to key words such as robot or bot:
Like a transformer robot?? what the hell are u talking about?
Jeez, they typed that 3x verbatim. Hmm... Unless it's really Spicey you were talking to.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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MilkSoda 150 11
05/27/2011 02:08 AM
Brilliant. I haven't laughed so hard at an article in awhile!
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Hilarious
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Drewcifer the Braindead 46,366 58
06/09/2011 08:49 PM
Johnny Plankton got bad batch of meth, didn't he?
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Funny
3 votes
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Drewcifer the Braindead 46,366 58
06/09/2011 09:06 PM
Thanks Jeeni for making my comment above seem forever out of context.
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Hilarious
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just plain Jeen 47,815 51
06/09/2011 09:22 PM
what the hell are u talking about?
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